WAYWT shit talking thread

[dino might]

ODB

AA

CM

SWR

PT. II OF MY MONOCHROME HATE RANT

THIS AINT A 1930s B/W CARTOON

THIS IS REAL LIFE

THROW UP SOUNDS ALL OVER

[Guest jmatsu]

^awww hell no. i ain't havin that shit. pants-fit be like the new blueprint for "how not to wear cm." goddamnfuckingshit-sloppy. border grey/white AA neck?!? oh no he didn't! i thought that shit was dead and gone (from like 06'). swears aren't abosolute shit, but they still kinda stinky

[Guest jmatsu]

Been surfing through sufu for quite some time...but first time registering and first post...

i don't know which is more absurd. this fit or this dummy's first comment.

no future for superfuture.

[magus1234]

jmatsu? What took you so long?

[Guest jmatsu]

jmatsu? What took you so long?

internet auction. sorry.

[sleazie ninja number 47]

internet auction. sorry.

did you win, and how much was she?

[MilSpex]

speak english you chinee motherfucker.

lol. best comment ever posted.

[Guest koi.boi]

Looks like u just got punk'd!

Been surfing through sufu for quite some time...but first time registering and first post...

i don't know which is more absurd. this fit or this dummy's first comment.

no future for superfuture.

[DaBestSpoona]

I know there's no headshot in the SG-beast pic, but it reminded to ask since I've been sitting on sufu for the past few years completely curious to this... and that is, why do the SG and Chinese fashionbeasts on sufu (I'm gonna count winq and still out this group here as they seem to get it) all seem to have really shit haircuts and terrible personal styling? We have cats on here who wear $10,000 outfits, but look like they get the suck cut at Supercuts... honest question..

Well since these posters are chinese and/or from sg, I assume they're chinese and probably go to Chinese hair salons. Most chinese hairstylists are really bad when it comes to making a haircut work with a person's face. Also alot of chinese salons take walkins so they just cut your hair as quickly as possible and want you in an out asap so they can cut the next customer. Most Japanese salons rarely ever take walk ins, ask a million questions, examine your hair, offer nice tea and cookies.

[Raskol]

what kind of cookies?

[mike lowrey]

what kind of cookies?

supper mario ones

[Guest jmatsu]

Well since these posters are chinese and/or from sg, I assume they're chinese and probably go to Chinese hair salons. Most chinese hairstylists are really bad when it comes to making a haircut work with a person's face. Also alot of chinese salons take walkins so they just cut your hair as quickly as possible and want you in an out asap so they can cut the next customer. Most Japanese salons rarely ever take walk ins, ask a million questions, examine your hair, offer nice tea and cookies.

refreshments sometimes include champagne.

some of the salons even have smoking rooms and decent mini libraries.

[junglejane]

I wish my hair stylist gave me cookies.

all they offer me is bad expresso and the "good" chair (which would be the one right in front of the plasma screen playing FTV all day)

[mr fluffernutter]

i need help with my hair

the girl i go to said that next time i see her she's going to give me a bowl cut

so i haven't gone in a while........

[2000dB]

I'm very close to shaving my head. I hate going to hair salons.

[sleazie ninja number 47]

I just gave myself a haircut, which I will refer to as the Hedi Slimane.

I went out for drink with my best bud the other night, and he told me my hair looked like Lloyd's.

I asked, "Lloyd, the R&B singer?"

and he replied, "no, Lloyd from Dumb and Dumber"

my friend is obv a hater.

[DaBestSpoona]

refreshments sometimes include champagne.

some of the salons even have smoking rooms and decent mini libraries.

recently the barber shop downstairs in my office building was busted for tableshowers/happy endings

[Egpt]

hahahahaha

[chrisj]

yeah, definitely miss free drinkssss and a vast selection of magazines anything from vogue streetjack to fucking nat geo hahaha

confession: my stylist is hotttt

[mike lowrey]

recently the barber shop downstairs in my office building was busted for tableshowers/happy endings

This is one reason why I like going back to hk to cut my hair

oh cool

[Superchief]

oh cool

you really are a funny guy mike!!!!

[mr fluffernutter]

I'm very close to shaving my head. I hate going to hair salons.

i'll do it if you do it

(i'll lose my job if i do it though ... )

[chrisj]

i'll do it if you do it

(i'll lose my job if i do it though ... )

why?

1234578

[whitney]

hahahahaha

my phone was slow so i missed the replies in between

oh cool

good for you

[mr fluffernutter]

why?

1234578

they said something about shaved heads, unnatural coloured hair... etc

i don't know why. something about its not natural or whatever

[chrisj]

you sell batteries, I don't understand why you'd need to look natural.

maybe he has another job..

[2000dB]

i'll do it if you do it

(i'll lose my job if i do it though ... )

Don't you work at future shop? I don't intend on going bald, just clipping the shit out of my nappy hair.

[mr fluffernutter]

Don't you work at future shop? I don't intend on going bald, just clipping the shit out of my nappy hair.

RADIOSHACK, FUTUSHOP IS DIFFERENT

i don't know if they (ominous) care about buzzcuts or whatWHAT... FUCK let's get some raf simons hair up ins

[mr fluffernutter]

[joey_formal]

hitler youth x raf = future diamonds?