love is a many splendored thing.

[cuddlysheep]

post your rants about your current dilemmas or experiences in relationships,love lost, marriage etc..

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[ProfMonnitoff]

stop posting

[Analog]

love is evol.

[cuddlysheep]

so who broke up with who?

love is evol.

[Analog]

I just wanted to post something – trying to get to 2000, and then I can retire.

[Analog]

F.E.E.L.I.N.G.

C.A. double L.E.D.

L!

O!

V!

E!

Oh what is this thing that's happening to me.

Oh. What is this feeling called love.

Why me. Why you. Why here. And why now ooh.

It doesn't make no sense no. It's not convenient no.

It doesn't fit my plans but I got that taste in my mouth again oh.

F.E.E.L.I.N.G. C.A. double L.E.D. L.O.V.E.

What is this thing that is happening to me

F.E.E.L.I.N.G. C.A.double L.E.D. L.O.V.E.

What is this thing that is happening to me.

Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah. Ooh.

[whitney]

I just wanted to post something – trying to get to 20000, and then I can retire.

you and your typos

[Analog]

[evisu 2000]

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[Calvin]

my gift is my song, you can tell everybody, this is your song~~

[GiZMO]

peitition was made for things liek thsi

[sidneylo]

You are the wind beneath my wings.

:|

Relationships suck

[cuddlysheep]

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[junglejane]

Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt.

It is so big. *scoff* She looks like,

one of those rap guys' girlfriends.

But, y'know, who understands those rap guys? *scoff*

They only talk to her, because,

she looks like a total prostitute, 'kay?

I mean, her butt, is just so big. *scoff*

I can't believe it's just so round, it's like,

out there, I mean - gross. Look!

She's just so ... black!

I like big butts and I can not lie

You other brothers can't deny

That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist

And a round thing in your face

You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough

'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed

Deep in the jeans she's wearing

I'm hooked and I can't stop staring

Oh baby, I wanna get wit'cha

And take your picture

My homeboys tried to warn me

But with that butt you got makes me feel so horny

Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin

You say you wanna get in my Benz?

Well, use me, use me

'Cause you ain't that average groupy

I've seen them dancin'

The hell with romancin'

She's sweat, wet,

Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette

I'm tired of magazines

Sayin' flat butts are the thing

Take the average black man and ask him that

She gotta pack much back

So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)

Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)

Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)

Shake that healthy butt!

Baby got back!

:|

relationships suck.

BOOYAH?

[sidneylo]

I just let my father ejaculate in my mouth.

:|

relationships suck.

BLAOW? (IN DA MOUF?)

[Guest DUM]

I spray them with babies in their face 'til they hate me.

:l

relationships suck

[sidneylo]

Thom Yorke won't come out of my iTunes and fingerfuck me til I turn Caucasian.

:|

relationships suck (but in rainbows rox)

[Analog]

[sidneylo]

'Til you have breast cancer.

[junglejane]

I want points for bringing BOOYAH back

:|

relationships suck

[sidneylo]

Go fix a car you guidexican.

:|

myrelationshipwithjunglejaneisontherocks

[Analog]

[sidneylo]

'Til you get HIV.

[Analog]

[junglejane]

l TRYED TO FIX MY CAR YESTERDAY BUT I DIDN'T GET VERY FAR BECAUSE I DRIVE A BIKE

[sidneylo]

FAYST. My boyfriend try to put pee pee in too fayst.

:|

relationships suck

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Sidney & Sandra got me hooked up turkey burgers.

relationships are dope

[sidneylo]

What the fuck why is you posting smilies and being happy?? Fag.

:|

Interracial friendships suck

[sidneylo]

Aww, look at daddy's babby girl. It's daddy's babby, little sleepy head.

Yesterday I changed your diaper, wiped you and powdered you.

How did you get so big? Can't believe it, now you're two.

Hailie you're so precious, daddy's so proud of you.

SIT DOWN BITCH, YOU MOVE AGAIN I'LL BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU!

Don't make me wake this babby, she don't need to see what I'm 'bout to do.

Quit crying bitch, why you always make me shout at you?

How could you, just leave me and love him out the blue.

Aww, what's the matter Kim, am i too loud for you?

Too bad bitch, you're gonna finally hear me out this time.

At first I'm like, aight, you wanna throw me out that's fine.

But not for him to take my place, are you outcha mind?

This couch, this TV, this whole house is mine!

How could you let him sleep in our bed?

Look at Kim, look at your husband now, I SAID LOOK AT HIM, he ain't so hot now is he?

little punk.

Kim: Why are you doing this?

Eminem: SHUT THE FUCK UP

Kim: You're drunk, you're never gonna get away with this

Eminem: You think I give a fuck? Come on, were going for a ride bitch.

Kim: NO!

Eminem: Sit up front

Kim: We can't just leave Hailie alone, what if she wakes up?

Eminem: We'll be right back, well I will, you'll be in the trunk.

So long, bitch you did me so wrong

I don't wanna go on,

living in this world without you.

So long, bitch you did me so wrong

I don't wanna go on,

living in this world without you.

You really fucked me Kim, you really did a number on me.

Never knew me cheatin' on you would come back to haunt me.

But we was kids then Kim, i was only 18

That was years ago, i thought we wiped the slate clean.

That's fucked up!

Kim: I love you.

Eminem: Oh god, my brain is racin'.

Kim: I love you.

Eminem: What are you doing, change the station, i hate this song.

Does this look like a big joke?

There's a four year old little boy laying dead with a slit throat in your

living room.

HA HA, what? You think I'm kidding you? You loved him didn't you?

Kim: NO!

Eminem: Bullshit you bitch, don't fucking lie to me.

What the fuck's this guys problem on the side of me?

Fuck you asshole, yeah, bite me.

Kim,

KIM! Why don't you like me?

You think i'm ugly don't you?

Kim: It's not

Eminem: No, you think i'm ugly

Kim: Baby

Eminem: Get the fuck away from me.

Don't touch me.

I hate you, i hate you, i swear to god i hate you.

Oh my god, i love you.

How the fuck could you do this to me?

Kim: I'm sorry.

Eminem: How the fuck could you do this to me?

Eminem: Come on, get out

Kim: I can't, i'm scared.

Eminem: I said get out Bitch.

Kim: Let go of my hair! Please don't do this babby.

Please, i love you.

Look, we can just take Hailie and leave.

Eminem: FUCK you, you did this to us, you did it, it's your fault.

Oh my god, i'm crackin' up, get a grip MARSHALL.

Hey, remember that time we went to Brian's party?

And you were like, so drunk you threw up all over Archie?

That was funny wasn't it?

Kim: Yes

Eminem: THAT WAS FUNNY WASN'T IT?

Kim: YES!

Eminem: See it all makes sense doesn't it?

You and your husband have a fight,

one of you trys to grab a knife and during the struggle he accidentally get his adams apple sliced.

And while this is going on his son has woke up and he walks in, she panics and he gets his throat cut.

So now they're both dead and you slashed your own throat so now its double homicide,

and suicide, with no note.

I should've known better.

When you started to act weird, we could of, HEY, where you going, get back

here! You can't run from me Kim, it's just us, nobody else.

You're only making this harder on yourself.

HAHA, gotcha! Go ahead, yell

Here I'll scream with you,

AHH SOMEBODY HELP.

Don't you get it bitch?

No one can hear you, now shut the FUCK up and get what's coming to you.

You were supposed to love me.

Now bleed bitch, bleed!

BLEED BITCH BLEED!

BLEED!

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relationships hurt

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