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on a serious note, how does one become a successful erotic writer in america?

as far as i know, there are actually a few routes.

get a job ghostwriting supermarket junk novels. it isnt full on erotica, but you can make a living turning out the kind of pap that obese wives like to read and finger their

meaty gashes to while their husbands are at the construction site.

go the alternative route- literally. become a part of the alt-lifestyle underground. plenty of small publishers put out tons of literotica, and getting your foot in the door is as easy as ingratiating yourself with the right people and including a few bisexual scenes in your manuscripts.

work in the urban lit market. this demographic has recently exploded, and small urban publishing companies are making a killing with books like "homo thug" and "b more careful". if youre a young black writer looking to make some easy cash, write a story involving the streets, tons of sex, a sprinkling of drugs, and a happy ending where lessons get learned and people get empowered, and you'll be making bank in no time.

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^ You might wanna concentrate more on that if you wanna be succesful J.

Less time thinking about me. =]

famous ran like the wind. the new supreme x dakine backpack was being released. it was already 6:00 am, and the line of hypebeasts stretched as far as the naked eye could see. "drats! what to do," thought famous. he didn't want to disapoint superfuture, he absolutely needed the red version of the suprememb x dakine pack, but would settle for the yellow one as well. he knew in his heart that lining up was futile...

what to do? saddly he trudged off behind the shop around the dumpster thinking that he might find something nice to eat. suddenly the backdoor opened. a man resembling jebbia motioned to famous. beckoned him. "who are you?" asked famous.

"never mind me," said the mysterious man. "just how badly do you want the supreme xdakind backpack, boy?"

"ever so dearly," begged famous. the man laughed. "there are many filipino boys, but i guess you'll do..."

so as we can imagine famous got on his knees sucked a dick, drank down the maybe-it's-jame-jebbia goo, and got himself a supreme x dakine backpack which we will soon have the pleasure of viewing in waywt within the next coming days.

best of both bitch!!!!!

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as far as i know, there are actually a few routes.

get a job ghostwriting supermarket junk novels. it isnt full on erotica, but you can make a living turning out the kind of pap that obese wives like to read and finger their

meaty gashes to while their husbands are at the construction site.

go the alternative route- literally. become a part of the alt-lifestyle underground. plenty of small publishers put out tons of literotica, and getting your foot in the door is as easy as ingratiating yourself with the right people and including a few bisexual scenes in your manuscripts.

work in the urban lit market. this demographic has recently exploded, and small urban publishing companies are making a killing with books like "homo thug" and "b more careful". if youre a young black writer looking to make some easy cash, write a story involving the streets, tons of sex, a sprinkling of drugs, and a happy ending where lessons get learned and people get empowered, and you'll be making bank in no time.

dope! i'm gonna see if wayne or superfuture would maybe publish my shit.

i think we're on to something here. we could call it uber high fashion smut. just label drop in the story or some shit. think of the advertising and endorsments!! word.

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Ehh, didn't get me excited.

Try again.

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wow a the sexy internet chat turned into supergay chat! how predictable, i love it! 2 pages and only 1 female replied so far. onemancult knows how to make dicks get hard.

jmatsu ^looks like a fake to me, hope you didnt pay full price for that logo.

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wow a the sexy internet chat turned into supergay chat! how predictable, i love it! 2 pages and only 1 female replied so far. onemancult knows how to make dicks get hard.

jmatsu ^looks like a fake to me, hope you didnt pay full price for that logo.

i think that famous probably knew that already.

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Timber's sister and JJ wearing nothing but casette playa t-shirts and Prada heels in a leather lined, hand stitched Carpe Diem blow up pool with enough Jell-O puddin' to make Bill Cosby scream J-E-L-L-O.

gg, i appreciate the effort, but everyone's spent. the loads have been dropped. give me an hour to rejuvenate. i'm not a young man anymore.

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junglejane, suzie, timber, timber's sister, and that one girl who posted a photo of herself behind a DJ booth and got a bunch of attention and then never posted again, wearing the s/s08 jil sander collection, with no underwear, in a giant bathtub made from two giant porcelain hands cupped together, filled with milk and my favorite cereal [sugar smacks]

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