Ever Strangest Porn Ever

[onemancult]

i just found an entire site dedicated to a cartoons fucking balloons and/or blowing themselves up like balloons fetish.

[thomas_highstreet]

oh my god.

i literally burst into my happy place.

just like him

that is so great

[keska]

dood, dooood

[chronoaug]

Why aren't you sharing these beautiful links with the rest of us?

[Mr Waffles]

im so skeezzed out right now.

[onemancult]

Why aren't you sharing these beautiful links with the rest of us?

the dragons were sent to me by a friend who found them when cleaning out an old hard drive.

the others... i'll pass the link on once im done beating off.

[40ozprophet]

I ask you...

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[Decoy]

holy shit, that car and dragons shit is gold.

[Carl]

I just had to stop watching a porno i just downloaded (Julia Bond, Frat House Fuck Fest) because fucking Jason Ellis appears in it.

Fucking Jason Ellis! Now all i can think about is Sal Masakelas dreadlocks and shitty sports shows on ESPN2

[onemancult]

yo, i love julia bond.

[Carl]

Soooo hot.

Deffinetly liked her better when she was head of the itty bitty titty committee, though.

[onemancult]

agree. i dont jive with unnatural stuffings inside breasts.

but yeah.

its like-- i dunno, but she's like when you see a bunch of guido'd out italian dudes, and youre hating on them, but then this smokin' little italian girl gets out of their beemer, and youre just like-- fuck, if i put that much gel in my hair, can i get a piece?

[seksu!]

how come the dragon penis has no scales??

[wEstSidE]

how come the dragon penis has no scales??

y doze a dragin hav a pen15????

[seksu!]

hw do they reproduce?

DUH

[wEstSidE]

hw do they reproduce?

DUH

l=o-l repitle dun have PEN16!!! they got sum other shit init??? i thnk???

[onemancult]

dragoncock doesnt have scales the same way dogcock doesnt have fur.

dragons have dragonschlongs so they can crank dat robokop.

[ouss]

julia bond is the shit

[ouss]

l=o-l repitle dun have PEN16!!! they got sum other shit init??? i thnk???

jesus westside your typing! i mean look at that "l=o-l" "PEN16" you got me laughin alone at work you need to stop wtf??

[fg0d]

dragoncock doesnt have scales the same way dogcock doesnt have fur.

dragons have dragonschlongs so they can crank dat robokop.

vum3qgoh0x4

[zehero]

hemipenis

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hemipenis

[wEstSidE]

i told u draginz hav n e x t l v l shit like tht.

[onemancult]

eYe Saw DiS DraGOn OnCe HAD 2500 DIX.

WasnT A ReAL DRAGOm THO, WAS a JAPANEESH TENTACLE MONSTAR.

[chmercer]

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[wEstSidE]

no offense mercer but that's not that strange.

[stuntastic]

I dont get it...

[wEstSidE]

I dont get it...

ITS FOOT PORN.

[stuntastic]

Pffft...

Foot pron...

What about instead of cumming on the girl you cum inside a boot, and she puts it on?

Some old Kobe Tai shit.

[wEstSidE]

i'm sure you can find it. next to the crush movies on the greet wall of pron.

[thelion1856]

nastiest thing i saw was on the espn forum boards where some dude linked a video of dudes sticking dynamite sticks and firecrackers inside their penis and blowing their own dicks off. that shit was nasty.

anyone on the espn forum boards in the football section, last year might remember this. or was it 2 yrs ago?