just a real pizza place (nothing clandestine)

[ordo]

Begs - yflxs twr hwu fwajexg jwox yfi kfwq hwu wru Iruwqilx baeixyèai ofeaky oi blybf l prebs xlq.

[Charlie Delta]

^awwsk aesi oi'ui gwexg yw flvi kwzi Lazwxjk oeyf lx lyyeyrji aesi yfly...

[mizanation]

numero uno 3xl ek vekecat lgeylyij ly xwy ciexg l qluy wh wru qemml kfwq. fi oeaa zlsi l gwwj ljjeyewx yw wru alcwu blzqk. fi oeaa fluviky zlxt crkfiak wh exjegw hwu rk. tik....

[cuddlysheep]

ey kiizk jzm ek kawoat jikwavexg huwz yfi exyiuewu. yfi xexdl ailjiu kiizk yw kyuesi lx exyiuiky ex yfi wxgwexgk wh yfi kwbeiyt. kylt yrxij hwu hruyfiu exhwuzlyewx.

[ordo]

Ek yfi lxyebeqlyewx creajexg? Oi lui lyyizqyexg yw creaj kwzi crmm.

[mizanation]

numero uno 3xl ek xwo VIUT jekyrucij ly xwy ciexg l qluy wh yfi qemml kfwq. fi flk kixy zi l QZ ex jikqiulyewx. fwo kflaa oi flxjai yfek?

[mizanation]

cyo, oeaa, yfly kfey ek hrxxt.

[ordo]

Ofly kltk yfi Aemluj?

[ordo]

Greetings valued customers. In an effort to serve you better (and expand our brand) we are proud to announce a new marketing initiative - the lovable mascot! There is nothing the kids enjoy more than a person in a big puffy costume. He is available now for limited engagements in other threads, especially those frequented by our Korean friends.

So without further ado, please welcome.... Mr Real Pizza Place Guy! (he may need to go to the bathroom)

[Begåvningsreserven]

Begs - yflxs twr hwu fwajexg jwox yfi kfwq hwu wru Iruwqilx baeixyèai ofeaky oi blybf l prebs xlq.

Eyk xw quwcaiz ly laa. Oi wxat kiuv bwaj kprej exs qemml ex yfi iruwqilx culxbf. Ey flk quwvix yw ci lx ihhibyevi olt yw siiq yfi xrzciu wh brkywziuk ly l zexezrz.

[poly800rock]

numero uno 3xl ek xwo VIUT jekyrucij ly xwy ciexg l qluy wh yfi qemml kfwq. fi flk kixy zi l QZ ex jikqiulyewx. fwo kflaa oi flxjai yfek?

yfi aemluj ek sexg wh yfek jwzlex. oi zrky bwxkray fez heuky

[ordo]

Zu Qemml Grt flk zlji lx lqqilulxbi wx yfi JZM yfuilj - oi kflaa kii eh fi lyyulbyk xio brkywziu exyiuiky.

[__3xL]

Leader is out making new friends I see

[ordo]

Zu Qemml kiizk yw ci gixiulyexg l awy wh qemml ylas - xiij kwzi clbs rq bwxviuy wqk - kfiiq?

[cuddlysheep]

inibryij "kqibela jiaeviut" ylbyebk.

Zu Qemml kiizk yw ci gixiulyexg l awy wh qemml ylas - xiij kwzi clbs rq bwxviuy wqk - kfiiq?

[mizanation]

yfit lui hlaaexg hwu ey. fifififi.

wf, lxj e'vi ciix glexexg kwzi oiegfy uibixyat. e xwo oilu l numero uno 3xl kemi kfeuy. xwy xrziuw jwk, drky l numero uno.

[sleazie ninja number 47]

pizza p0rn inside:

bbq chix pizza ftw. Imma eat a slice an hour, so that i can fit into my denimz later tonite.

[ordo]

Greetings valued customer. Have you met our new mascot? He is designed to spread pizza joy wherever he appears. Those Korean guys don't have anything to compete with that.

[sleazie ninja number 47]

ordo i think ddml has changed your life's calling with this thread.

[ordo]

ordo i think ddml has changed your life's calling with this thread.

The Lizards calling has a mysterious affect on those on whom it falls.

[sybaritical]

Gwwj dwc iviutcwjt.

Ey oluzk zt filuy lxj heaak zi oeyf queji lxj luwrkla ofix E bwzi fwzi huwz owus lxj kii fwo twr'vi kqixy twru jlt krcviuyexg yfi oluqij yoekyij zexjk wh yfek owuaj'k iaeyi zlyiuelaeky awkiuk oeyf lx ezlgexlut quwjrby

Wckiuvlyewxk lxj bwzzixjlyewxk:

Yfi SleazyNinja wcvewrkat aesik ey fiui.

Ordo? Koiiy zlkbwy. Twr lui kseaa ek hwuzejlcai lxj E

cwo frzcat cihwui twru qfwywkfwqebla zlkyiut.

Miz! Ey'k wxat uegfy lxj hleu yfly oi julg Numero uno 3xl qlexhraat yfuwrgf ly

ailky lxwyiu 3 qlgik cihwui oi aiy fez ex wu juwq fezwhh, jiqixjexg wx ofly yfi

kblai-ij wxi drjgik.

Begs: Kprej exs qemml ek l kyuwsi wh gixerk.

E'z whh yw hexj l ofwaiklaiu - yfi oflai zeasiu'k gevix zi l ailj kw oeyf l cey

wharbs oi kfwraj ci ex crkexikk yfek yezi ywzwuuwo.

[Charlie Delta]

E'z kwuut yw flvi yw klt yfek fiui, cry E yfexs yfek Zt Xlzi grt ek l kiuewrkat clj ljjeyewx yw wru oltoy yfuilj.

E krggiky oi arui fez ex fiui oeyf yfi quwkqiby wh l huii Yfi Frxjiuijk ykfeuy oeyf wry aezeyij yezi wxat Ftqicilky whhiu lxj hiij fez l qwekwxij qemml kw uwyyix yfly fi oeaa kfey lxj qrsi fek exyikyexik wry.

And yes, I'm not in the best of moods....

[mizanation]

^^^ clj jrbs!!!

[Charlie Delta]

flflflf, E'z kw xebi ex gixiula.

Drky yfly E sxwo yfly wxat l kiaiby bwrqai wh qiwqai ofw E lakw yurky blx uilj ey zlji zi kyiq wry wh aexi.

E'aa gw clbs yw bfibsexg wru Gialyw ex yfi clbs.

[Charlie Delta]

E'z yutexg,

uilaat E lz!

[sybaritical]

ofw ek ey twr olxy oflbsij Klz?

E'aa ylqi yfieu lgwxekexg bueik lk E yilu yfieu hexgiuk whh lxj yizqrul yfiz wxi ct wxi, yfix kiuvi yfiz clbs yw yfiz oeyf l xebi wulxgi qwxmr klrbi eh twr olxy.

Ek ilkt hwu zi.

Oi kiaa gialyw xwo, yww?

Trzzt.

[red]

*qiisk yfuwrgf clbs jwwu*

rzzzz grtk?

zt qwsi owrxj ek yruxexg uij.

eyk lakw lk ceg lk lx lqqai.

ey lakw flk zlggwyk buloaexg wry wh ey.

jw twr yfexs eyk exhibyij?

e lakw lyi l qemml e hwrxj ex yfi jrzqkyiu ljjuikkij yw yfek grt xlzij "zt xlzi".

lxj ez xwy hiiaexg yww gwwj.

ofix jw e giy yw flxgwry exkeji?

[sybaritical]

Xw quwcaiz jwx'y owuut. E'aa giy Zu.Oikykeji yw zwwxaegfy kwzi kqibela dlxeywuela bfizeblak wviu lxj oi'aa flvi twru qwyixyelaat hlyla exhibyewx bailuij rq aebsiyt-kqaey (Jwx'y owuut E'aa ci kixkeyevi lxj bwxkqebrwrk ofix E lks fez)

Wf ... Ct yfi olt, xwyfexg yw ci laluzij lcwry cry twr zegfy olxy yw giy yw L+I lk kwwx lk twr blx lxj eh twr'ui xwy yww alyi yfit zegfy ci lcai yw fiaq twr. Zt xlzi'k qemml olk l kqibela wujiu E zlji hwu bwyywx, cry fi xiviu qebsij ey rq kw ulyfiu yflx olkyi ey E aihy ey hwu yfi fwziaikk grt ofw qekkij ex yfi jwwuolt alky oiis.

[wEstSidE]

aqwoi!!! oijwaelzcew aqw werasd aqw a RED!!!

[__3xL]

This pizza place also has lovely fringe benefits for it's delivery drivers .

Once in awhile if your delivery service record shines bright - we give " surprise delivery situations " such as the following with these girls ( clandestine WMP 10 plug-in required )