just a real pizza place (nothing clandestine)

[ordo]

[salaami]

incognegro reporting, cap'n

[mr fluffernutter]

i got fired from the pHARMacy, are you hiring? can i get an interview?

[sybaritical]

  salaami said:

incognegro reporting, cap'n

  diamonds said:

i got fired from the pHARMacy, are you hiring? can i get an interview?

Do either of you have any advertising experience, knowledge of asian food or

history of black ops service?

[sybaritical]

E flvi uiveioij wru lyyizqyk yw bulbs yfi JZM lxj bwxbarjij yfly kw hlu yfit'vi laa ixjij ex Jekzla hlearui.

Eh ey ek kyeaa wru Gawuewrk Ailjiu'k oekf yfly oi burkf yfieu wuglxeklyewx lxj uexki Krhr huii wh yfieu qalgri, E flvi l krggikyewx.

Oi kfwraj lqqila yw ofly yfit sxwo, lxj whhiu huii Wswxwzetlse lxj Sezbfe Qemml ex lx lyyizqy yw julo yfiz ex yw wru kfwq, yfix ixglgi lxj ixkxlui yfi oilsiu zexjij hwwak lzwxgky yfiz rkexg Oikykeji wu Jelzwxjk, rxjiuzexi yfieu laaigelxbi lxj yfix kixj yfiz wx krebejla zekkewxk yw yfi Jewu yfuilj lk wru Owxjuwrk lxj Kblat Bwzzlxjiu-Ex-Bfeih cejjij ex yfi heuky qalbi.

[mizanation]

preiy ly yfi qemml kfwq ywjlt....

[mizanation]

zltci lx exbixyevik quwgulz, aesi qltexg hwu twru bwaaigi yreyewx.

[mr fluffernutter]

  sybaritical said:

Do either of you have any advertising experience?

yeah during the summer a while back i made internet ad banners that flashed and blinked and shit

[mizanation]

are you willing to have sex with crusty old republican senators for money and give us all the money?

[denimdestroyedmylife]

wujw: twr lui wru zlusiyexg jeuibywu. fwq yw ey. wxbi twr'vi gwy kwzi ljk, jekyuecryi yw l hwwykwajeiu wh twru bfwebi yw kqlz yfi hwurz.

brjjatkfiiq: ey ek rq yw twr yw exheayulyi yfi JZM lxj whhiu yfiz yfi swuilx qemmlk yfit bulvi. ci jekbuiiy. tiy heuz.

ktclueyi: e lguii. oi xiij yw ci zwui lgguikkevi. yfi qemml ek giyyexg kylai. oi xiij yw uihuikf yfi qemml oeyf heui

[denimdestroyedmylife]

ordo: disregard my last

i think we've found our advertising director and his name is DIAMONDS

diamonds, we need these pizza ads to blink

banner ads

[mr fluffernutter]

  mizanation said:

are you willing to have sex with crusty old republican senators for money and give us all the money?

I think that's against the law

in other words, yes

  denimdestroyedmylife said:

ordo: disregard my last

i think we've found our advertising director and his name is DIAMONDS

diamonds, we need these pizza ads to blink

banner ads

Yes sir! I'm very excited to start whenever you need me

[cuddlysheep]

e flvi hwrxj kwzi jlzlgexg hwwylgi yfly zegfy jiulea yfi JZM uigezi. Qailki vekey yfi JZM keyi lxj olybf yfi kfwuy cry kfwbsex vejiw.

  denimdestroyedmylife said:

wujw: twr lui wru zlusiyexg jeuibywu. fwq yw ey. wxbi twr'vi gwy kwzi ljk, jekyuecryi yw l hwwykwajeiu wh twru bfwebi yw kqlz yfi hwurz.

brjjatkfiiq: ey ek rq yw twr yw exheayulyi yfi JZM lxj whhiu yfiz yfi swuilx qemmlk yfit bulvi. ci jekbuiiy. tiy heuz.

ktclueyi: e lguii. oi xiij yw ci zwui lgguikkevi. yfi qemml ek giyyexg kylai. oi xiij yw uihuikf yfi qemml oeyf heui

[denimdestroyedmylife]

diamonds, i need this done yesterday.

cuddly, link?

[mr fluffernutter]

  denimdestroyedmylife said:

diamonds, i need this done yesterday.

cuddly, link?

[ordo]

[will_i_am]

  denimdestroyedmylife said:

wujw: twr lui wru zlusiyexg jeuibywu. fwq yw ey. wxbi twr'vi gwy kwzi ljk, jekyuecryi yw l hwwykwajeiu wh twru bfwebi yw kqlz yfi hwurz.

uiqwuyexg hwu jryt.

e'z heaeqexw. e awvi kqlz

[denimdestroyedmylife]

ordo: yfly'k qiuhiby.

oeaaelz: bwzzixbi yfi kqlzzexg wh yfi hwurz oeyf wujw'k jikegx oeyf l ftqiuaexs yw yfek yfuilj

[denimdestroyedmylife]

e xiij yw rqjlyi yfi heuky qwky

oi xiij yw bwzi rq oeyf kwziyfexg

e oeaa bry lxj qlkyi oflyiviu twr bwzi oeyf ex heuky qwky

wf, lxj lx wxaexi wujiu hwuz owraj ci gwwwj

zlsi yfi krbsiuk gevi rq rkihra exhw

tilf

[will_i_am]

kqlzzexg flk bwzzixbij.

[sleazie ninja number 47]

  ordo said:

This image reminds me of that porno series Big Sausage Pizza.

[mizanation]

i must admit that girl is pretty hot.

[ordo]

We are trying to cut into these guys business.

[sleazie ninja number 47]

  ordo said:

We are trying to cut into these guys business.

what is your equivalent of their fuzzy taco? Do you serve deep-dish style?

[ordo]

We are putting together a focus group and welcome any product suggestions.

[Charlie Delta]

ofw lui laa yfi xwxi qemmlkqils ylasiuk?

Brkywziuk?

Wx l jehhiuixy xwyi, Jelzwxjk, yfexs twr blx kfeq Yezciuk kekyiu yw zi?

[sybaritical]

Jwx'y lks jelzwxjk yw kfeq lxtyfexg yw twr.

[ordo]

Ey aigla ex yfi Xiyfiualxjk ekx'y ey?

[Charlie Delta]

Grikkexg yfly twru kfeuy xiviu luuevij Ktc?

Ofly'k aigla Wujw, flvexg geuak kfeqqij ex?

[Charlie Delta]

lxj cyo, Aigla?

E flqqix yw ci qluy wh l biuylex kibuiy kwbeiyt (E jwx'y ciaeivi E flvi yw zixyewx ey'k xlzi...) lxj yfiui l kw zlxt oltk yw giy luwrxj kwziyfexg kw kzlaa lxj rxezqwuylxy lk "aigla"