OMC regail us with tales of soft titties at the barney's sale

[masuerte]

May the biggest man get the best prices.

[mike lowrey]

May the biggest man encounter the softest titties.

fixed .

[artificialsky]

who among you have experienced true softness?

[mike lowrey]

define true softness?

[artificialsky]

it is indescribable.

[onemancult]

true softness is like the downy hairs on your 14 year old girlfriend's inner thigh grazing your cheek as you lean in and endure the aroma of her unkempt adolescent crabcake gash for a taste of forbidden fishfruit;

true softness is the pearly drops of dew that settle on the faces of young boys lined up overnight for days on the mean streets in the quest for limited edition rubber and leather slippers, huddled together, fondling each others' dinguspickles while repeating to themselves over and over again, 'no homo'.

[bonjin]

im in ur salez rax...peepin ur vaj...

hahahaha, this made me laugh so hard. brilliant.

[mrip]

yo, fuck the titties i just copped 2k worth of cluthing for 100 dollars

[RaymondChiu]

what did you get?

[mrip]

ksubi crew and lavin sweatz

[Servo2000]

Holy shit I should've gone. Tech all broke down at the show I was supposed to play at anyway, waste of time.

[mrip]

lavin sweats are true softness

[ang_kangkong]

Belated Happy Birthday OMC!

[onemancult]

i want to experience true softness.

thanks for the birthday wishes!

i yearn to shop.

[Begåvningsreserven]

show me true softness

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[percy]

thats soft. you need to work on your swedish accent some though

[Begåvningsreserven]

my accent?

thats Duncan, a Text-To-Speech voice with scottish accent.

[10(50)]

jesus christ begs

cant rep

[der Liebhaber]

Quote:

Originally Posted by onemancult

naked ass - 1

(she was wearing the stringiest string thong in the universe, and i saw her

asshole when she bent over to pull her pants up, and it was soft ballet pink)

"shawty bleachin it..."

Ha ha...dint y'know: Bleached is the new Pink

[percy]

about time duncan learned to do a swedish accent then.

[lestat]

time for more titties and "soft ballet pink assholes"

cross posting from sales thread.... but yeah

NYC Barney's Warehouse Sale Today through March 2nd @ the Barney coop Store on w17th St

today and tomorrow: 8am-9am

feb 16 to march 2nd

weekdays 10-9

weekends 10-7

[mike lowrey]

pics or it didn hapn

[willy cheesesteak]

mai cowurkr sed she'll brang mi nd i kud pretan 2 b her ghuye fran =)

[mrip]

man, destroyed that fucking sale again.

will post in recent purchases

ann d leather jacket - 400 retail 3250

helmut lang coat - 150 retail 650

april 77 fake suede grey pants - 40 retail 150

april 77 fake suede black pants - zero dollars retail 150

banford and sons 70% cashmere 30% silk long johns - 20 retail 1000

[sleazie ninja number 47]

zero dollars? 5 finger discount steez?

fit pics of silk long johns pleez.

[CityHunter]

Dudez were telling me it was going to be 75% off the last day...shit was still 50%! And the dude at the checkout was still trying to charge me 40% off a Engineered Garments sportscoat that was 50%. That 10% defference was like $30, and I'm a cheap-ass!

I saw like 3 hot whiteys and one hot asian with nice breastssss. No pink, but spied a nipple slip, but she was small boobed...still cuppable if you were groping from behind.

[Servo2000]

man, destroyed that fucking sale again.

will post in recent purchases

ann d leather jacket - 400 retail 3250

helmut lang coat - 150 retail 650

april 77 fake suede grey pants - 40 retail 150

april 77 fake suede black pants - zero dollars retail 150

banford and sons 70% cashmere 30% silk long johns - 20 retail 1000

What size are you? If you're a small I'm not trusting you Los Angeles folks anymore, you're just trying to keep the deals from me.

[masuerte]

no seriously, kerni stop bragging you smug/broke ass sufugay. you probably have to sell your body off @ sunset blvd now to get money for your dbss.

sufu realization of the week by MRIP: "I gotta get a job now!"

[fndmybetterhalf]

mrip. from supreme crewnecks to goth ninja steez in a matter of a couple months.

[mrip]

i aint gonna front, im straight avant beasting

i embraced the darkness after hanging out with selective and rira for like a month

servo: im size L/XL and sometimes M, although there was a a77 jacket size M that prolly would have fit you and they opened up more boxes and i saw some size 28-30 a77, acne and ksubi jeans for like 50 dollars

i didnt see anything smaller than a size M on the last day

skeet: there was tons of barneys brand shit, you just gotta hunt through that shit for the steals

sleazie: 5 finger discount is always the best