The story of timber.....

[timber]

Ah - I'm not sure what to say in reply to this thread! I'm flattered by all of the reputation and attention, but I know it is just due to the phenomenon of 'girl'.

If I was a guy, with my sense of style, I would have probably just faded into the woodworks....ignored, and tormented...only to work hard, and at 1000 posts rise up and show the world what I had become!

But in all seriousness, I joined SuFu AFTER I joined other fashion forums because I thought you guys would be really critical and tear me a new one!

[junglejane]

*shows timber the secret girl handshake*

you have been accepted into the official ladies' club. if you are overwhelmed by the boyishness of sufu you can find sanctuary in the SLC thread.

you may be promoted to senior member if you bring homebaked cookies and cutouts of devon sawa.

[chronoaug]

The download vcard joke might've been the funniest thing i've seen on sufu in a real long time, regardless of the maturity level.

[artificialsky]

this is diamonds' girlfriend or something right?

close call, but Braidkid's girlfriend still takes it.

[the breaks]

judging by the reaction to girls posting around here dressing well doesn't get you laid

[sybaritical]

I have not repped timber.

I do however think she is cute and am happy that she is here.

[Charlie Delta]

I have repped Timber.

I did however do it for her post in this thread wich I found honest and humble.

(syb you are now experiencing poststalking....)

[sybaritical]

No problem.

Your withdrawal symptoms will last a few days and are quite natural.

Be advised sentimental weeping should also be expected in the later stages.

[Guest DUM]

Actually I think recently sufu stopped some of the 'omg it's a girl I love her' rep/praise when we started yelling at that group of girls. I can't remember any of their names but for a certain period lots of girls were ending up in worst wawt fits.

Well, it's more like if a cute girl dressed decent she's fucking fantastic, so when she actually is above average (soepom, seraphim, timber) we combine our perviness with our nerdiness and she grows a huge peen.

Though I guess even if timber dressed horribly, we'd still love her because she's diamonds gf?

[artificialsky]

screenshot of rep?

weak, guys.

now, screenshots of PMs I'd be interested in.

[Kodak]

Why is everyone on her clit, she is not that good looking.

[seemeugly]

Why is everyone on her clit, she is the that good looking.

She totally is the that good looking.

[hewmiri]

Vancouver Island has the largest export of beautiful short kidz in the world.

[Charlie Delta]

Ok, when is the Vancouver islands meetup?

I'M GOING!!!

[mr fluffernutter]

I live here, so anytime is good for me.

[kyo]

If i went to a vancouver islands meetup i sure as hell wouldn't be going to see timber...

(no homo... ok, maybe a little.)

[soundbomber]

Sounds like some people need to get laid asap. Praising internet gals is a no-no.

[skiniks]

amen brother.

[jayrock]

Sounds like some people need to get laid asap. Praising any gals is a no-no.

fixed, and quoted for truth

[Bona Drag]

^^

fag

8910

[jayrock]

I'm not a fag, I just don't put the pussy on a pedestal

[homme.homme]

took me ages to look at this thread... i was wondering why a thread about wood was getting so much attention...

[Guest scruf]

^ well you got the wood part right

[ordo]

Ok, when is the Vancouver islands meetup?

I'M GOING!!!

I just got back from Vancouver Island and all I saw were a few whales, some sea lions, seals and the occasional otter... oh and a bear - no well-dressed good looking little folk at all.

[mr fluffernutter]

You were looking in all the wrong places

[ordo]

I looked under the bushes...

[ordo]

but there were a lot of bushes

[timber]

I'm not a little folk!

You should have kept your eyes opened for a dangerously muscular young lad, and his bulging with power dame.

[mr fluffernutter]

but there were a lot of bushes

Did you look under the rocks?

[poly800rock]

i think d_d is upset because timber blatently stole diamonds from him. you need to pay d_d for taking his property