Jessica Alba is on FIRE! (the porn star that never was.)

[kenthenoob]

romeoso's pic shows her funky eyebrows. mood killer.

[poly800rock]

we should move this into the photo journal thread in superculture

[calvin1663]

into the blue was the best 1.5 hours of my life

Exhibit A:

Exhibit B:

Exhibit C:

[Handlethevibe]

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She seems sort of awkward, well maybe that's not the right word. Goofy. But sexy? Nah. She's attractive, cute, etc. But I wouldn't say she's like "omfg I'd instantly stick my dick into any orifice in her body if I ever met her" type hot. Anyone get what I'm trying to say?

[kenthenoob]

really? you must be gay then.

[kenthenoob]

i can do that with my thumbs, too.

[mis]

Shes obviously high in that video

[mis]

Fuck those thumbs turn me on

[kenthenoob]

Shes obviously high in that video

most likely. jay leno isn't funny at all.

[PoeticJustice]

She's like a smoking hot foreign exchange student that flirts with everybody, and every guy wants to fuck, except that she's got a boyfriend back home.

[lestat]

shes fucking pregnant!!!

[Double D]

but on a happier note

Bitch pussied out of keeping things true to the comic by getting her bits out. I'd neg rep her if I could.

[Tyler Durden]

if anyone forgot. shes on fiyah!

[16steps]

don't shoot the messenger, but shes got herpes

http://people.monstersandcritics.com/news/article_1341360.php/Did_Jeter_give_Alba_the_Herpes

[Fabulaz]

don't shoot the messenger, but shes got herpes

http://people.monstersandcritics.com/news/article_1341360.php/Did_Jeter_give_Alba_the_Herpes

Would you?

[16steps]

Would you?

i'm not gonna lie, it moved when i saw the pics on pg. 1

[capn jazzcore]

Would you?

would.

10ch

[billy dee williams]

i dunno man. shes met her match.

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despite, i would hit harder than a mothafucka. either one.

[sean_]

condoms are there for a reason

[jl3969]

i might have to rep the asians and take hyori. christ i'd never seen her before. i'm blown away by both. my krn friend says shes had a lotta work done which might put alba over the top for some.

[fndmybetterhalf]

no korean actress hasnt had work done on them. probably 99% of high school girls get plastic surgery as their graduation present. shits basic in Korea. thats why for some reason all korean actresses look alike...

oh and to the question,

yes. i would.

[lestat]

theres more clinics for plastic surgery in Korea than there are bodegas, and krn delis in NYC

[sleazie ninja number 47]

이효리's poonils have been pummeled harder by more music execs than hiroshima, but I'd prolly still hit it. I even hearded she slept with Rain, is dis truth? but even a preggerz, herpes infested Alba > hyori (she be a dime a dozen in the muthaland). valtrex ftw...

also, the korean deli is without a doubt one of the top three aspects of living in new york (alongside delivered food/stuff and citibanks everywhere.)

[calvin1663]

how the fuck does someone named "cash" land her?!?!

[elwood]

Probably because he has cash and lots of it.

[Huerequeque]

C'mon. She's not mind bogglingly hot. You can call me gay if you want, but all of you popping a load over these pics are being theatrical. Guys who act that way over puss are usually gay anyway...

[headcoat]

C'mon. She's not mind bogglingly hot. You can call me gay if you want, but all of you popping a load over these pics are being theatrical. Guys who act that way over puss are usually gay anyway...

You know how I know you're gay?

Cuz of this post.

[Huerequeque]

You know how I know you're gay?

Cuz of this post.

Know how I know you're gay? Because you use "cuz."

[headcoat]

Know how I know you're gay? Because you use "cuz."

F-A-G-G-O-T.

You know how I know you're gay?

Cuz of that post.

[Huerequeque]

You know how I know you're gay?

Cuz of that post.

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