what are you swearing today?

[denimdestroyedmylife]

i said "dogfucker" a couple times in the afternoon

[onemancult]

i said "cuntfucking whoremonger" this morning, for no reason.

i also made up a dirty song about getting my pickle licked and sang it in the shower.

[axtsang]

Kustface motherfucker

[refresh]

fucking shit fucking fucker

[RockTheVote]

kelly clarkson

[doctorgnar]

I asked one of my colleagues is she was going to have dick salad for lunch today.

[sybaritical]

I called the supermarket a lubricated goat cunt when it didn't sell me carrots.

[doctorgnar]

I called the supermarket a lubricated goat cunt when it didn't sell me carrots.

Whoa. Easy on the dirty goat talk.

[sybaritical]

It's only since I completed that program that I can incorporate the animals in question into my everday lexicon.

You should be happy for me.

[doctorgnar]

Don't Be a Victim!

With the number of goat traumas increasing every year, it has become necessary to take measures to protect yourself. With this in mind, the Childhood Goat Trauma Foundation has put together this list of advice.

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Avoid petting zoos. The majority of goat traumas occurring each year take place at petting zoos.

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Stay alert. Goats are deceitful and can hide just about anywhere.

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Stay in civilized areas. While there have been reports of roaming urban goats, most attacks by loose goats take place in less populated areas.

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Be suspicious of all farm animals. While other animals such as sheep, cows and horses are not by any means the violent creatures that goats are, goats frequently lurk within a herd, waiting to take advantage of peoples' trust in such animals.

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There have been some reports of goats avoiding the presence of certain breeds of dogs, but the Foundation has yet to test this theory.

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If you must be in an area where goats are present, stay away from the younger goats. Older goats can be slower, allowing you more time to escape.

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Wearing earth tones in goat-infested areas may offer some protection from goat attack, due their camoflaging abilities.

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We have recently learned that goats have learned to climb trees and drop down onto unsuspecting people. Please see the evidence.

[onemancult]

lubricated goat cunt.

that turns me on.

[soepom]

fuck

cheebye (local for cunt)

kaninah (local for fuck yer mother)

nabeh (same as above)

fuckin' shithead

and this was only today......

[Fabulaz]

I cursed at an old lady for standing in the walking side of the escalator.

Fuck giraffe.

[denimdestroyedmylife]

[B-15C]

by the beard of zeus

thanks 30 rock

[aziz]

fuck bitch motherfucking cunt asshole

[plongin]

ni na bei chao chee bye

[corned beef]

"That shit was fucking balls ass!" during the dodger game many times today after bad plays.

[ProfMonnitoff]

I say fucking hell way too often

[keyko]

fuck

cheebye (local for cunt)

kaninah (local for fuck yer mother)

nabeh (same as above)

fuckin' shithead

and this was only today......

No 'delaynomore' in Singapore?

[plongin]

No 'delaynomore' in Singapore?

hahahahaha. fuck i almost fell off my chair laughing.

people do use that, but its not the preferred.

[Fuuma]

Putain de merde and Criss de tabarnack rule my world...although I do springle so "fuck" at some key moments.

[Tyler Durden]

dickface!!!

[jpgm]

cunty...

fuckslut.

[Darkeside]

'stupid, gob-shite cunt' in reference to a "superior" in work.

[Tyler Durden]

cunty...

fuckslut.

fuckslut. tats a good one.

[homme.homme]

motherheadslut.

[masuerte]

and I quote "nattafinga!" from a christmas story

[onemancult]

this kid wouldnt move out of my way on the subway and i half-shouted as i finally blew past him, "fuckin' overgrown sperm nugget"

[will_i_am]

this kid in my photography class went off on my teacher and yelled PUSSY CHEESE.

nastiest thing i ever heard.

besides showbiz's post in the jerk off thread.