Who's dad was the biggest asshole?

[Guest Airjamie]

Everyones dad was an asshole. Its just a part of life. If they werent, you likely turned out a whiny pussy going to greenpeace rallys to scout for dudes or that weird 45 year old guy at the photo place. But was anybodies dad exceptionally assholeish?

I remember in like 1st grade i had to take a wicked leak but the teacher wouldnt let me go to the bathroom. I ended up straight pissing right there in my desk and they called my dad to come bring me some new pants. By the time he got there everyone was filing out of the class to go to music. My dad pretty much beat my ass right there in front of the whole class. Wearing a suit and tie and everything. When he was done he pointed at the teacher and said "dont you ever listen to this moron again, if you have to piss, get up and go"

Thank you dad.

[mr fluffernutter]

I don't even know my dad, he must be an asshole.

[Sayword]

at first I thought this thread read "who's dad has the largest asshole" because there was alot of wierd threads today (jack-off thread)

Then I realized I can't read.

[kyo]

hahahaha thats exactly what i thought i had read as well.

[homi29]

at first I thought this thread read "who's dad has the largest asshole" because there was alot of wierd threads today (jack-off thread)

Then I realized I can't read.

homo-erotic tendencies?

[Sayword]

I don't even know anymore

[keagan]

My dad is a drunk. He is awesomeeeeee.

[wEstSidE]

My dad is a drunk.

makes sense.

[keagan]

why!?!?!!?!?!?!

[wEstSidE]

why!?!?!!?!?!?!

because ur not in skool n ur 17.

i red ur bog.

[datasupa]

My dad is a drunk. He is awesomeeeeee.

i imagine your mom was also drunk, while she was pregnant with you.

[Guest Airjamie]

because ur not in skool n ur 17.

i red ur bog.

LINKZZZZZZZ. I NEED HARRR TIPZ.

[keagan]

He doesn't live with me.

[wEstSidE]

He doesn't live with me.

even better.

[owl]

my dad is a cool guy cause we both share the same taste in music.

[Spaghettini]

I used to download emulators onto my dad's computer when I was a kid cause I couldn't afford to buy video games. My dad told me not to do it, I told him I wouldn't but did it anyway.

When he found out, he walked into my room and smashed my Playstation (which I saved up for months to pay for) and then left without saying a word.

Lesson learned: don't fuck with someone else's property

[rome1]

This thread explains everything.

I was thinking the same thing.

[Corbin Law]

i love my dad

we share the same interests for the most part. and are hangoutable without it being weird in any way. hes got a doc in psych so he tends to know whats going on in my head often moreso than i do.

i am thankful for having a great dad. i have many fine companions who dont share that fact.

[Guest scruf]

divorced dads have the sweetest porn stash.

[homme.homme]

I have never met the fucker

[wEstSidE]

wow. a lot of people here don't know their dads. makes me feel special

[swooc]

left my mum when i was young...reduced child support payment every year to the point it was something like $5 a month.

[fadingblue]

my dads pretty nice but one of my best friend's dad, left them one day like 6 months ago. he said he was gonna go to some work thing and he just never came back. and they havent heard much from him. its sad

[Larry Bird]

love my father with all my heart...no doubt.

my only vice is that he works way to much, he's always too tired to go to astros games with me (which i can understand)

asshole? hell no......he's a stand up man.

no shit but today is there 26th wedding anniversery....

[mspark]

What ive learned from this thread: alot of white cats dont know their dads. A stereotype has been shattered.

[chromesquared]

Hmm, reading this thread makes me feel lucky to have a really great dad, and seems to explain some things in the process...

[cheep]

my dad is a drunk and coke addict. he was never around enough when i was growing up to be an asshole. hes actually pretty cool when i do see him, but its been a few years

[Tyler Durden]

my dad is pretty much a regular asian dad. never really talks to me. just yells, loudly. used to hit me when i was little. calls me stupid a lot when i was still in grade school. this actually happend twice, i won an award for school and he yelled at me because i didnt win more. he never says i love you, so i grew up independent while my big sis needed that and was never given "love," so she cuts herself and is really emo about everything. My dad...is an ASSHOLE. the ironic thing is that i can see myself growing up to be like him in certain ways.

[brody]

My dad isn't an asshole, but whenever we play sports together he always goes into coach mode and gives me all these tips and tries to have me improve my game (whatever we're playing). I think this stems from this one time back in 1st grade when my dad brought my brother to one of my soccer practices, and instead of playing during the scrimmage I ran around and pantsed the members of the opposing team. I wanted to make my bro laugh.

[swooc]

the ironic thing is that i can see myself growing up to be like him in certain ways.

thats interesting...because of my dad i've never cheated on a girl i've been with nor will i ever be like him. now that i think about it the cunt has turned me into a pussy haha. shit.