What Are You Talking About On Aim Today?

[doctorworm]

this should be renamed the suckdick quotes thread

discussing whether or not he should ask some girl to come over

me: if she says no, you are in the same position you are now

me: but if she says yes

me: you are better off than you are now

me: you can't lose anything here

me: just do it

suckdick: lol omg too late i told her already that i will see her tmorrow

suckdick: lol

suckdick: she's not even pretty

suckdick: i just wanna touch bra

suckdick: u know

me: LOL

me: lolololollolloll

suckdick: i love bra fuck

suckdick: i love lace bra

suckdick: i LOVE bra

me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

suckdick: i fuckin LOVE bra man

suckdick: seirously

suckdick: i'd wear it

suckdick: i dunno

[neptunecitylocal]

b.y.o.earphones

sid: GAY CLUB MUSIC

me: HAHAHAHA

sid: YEAH RUB CROTCHES 2GETHER

me: dont lie, you dig it

sid: sounds like blue monday by orgy

sid: i'm doing mad pelvic thrusts right now

me: HAHA

sid: into the aiiiir

me: by yourself...

me: it'd be really awkward if someone were to walk in on you

sid: KNIFE PARTY BISH!

me: "you want iinnnnnn??? TOO BAD"

sid: only enough thrustin room for ONE

me: hahaha

sid: HYUUUUGHHH

sidthrust.gif

[doctorworm]

me: fuck

me: i have

me: drawing due

me: thursdat

suckdick: lol

me: *y

me: and

suckdick: do it now

me: i didn't start

me: and it is fucking snowing now

me: so i cant really work on it tonight

suckdick: just

suckdick: draw

suckdick: some dick

me: i have to draw five chairs

[ProfMonnitoff]

i love suckdick fuck

i love suckdick

i LOVE suckdick

i fuckin LOVE suckdick man

seirously

[jeepster]

he never im's me anymore

do u h8 me sd?

[ProfMonnitoff]

(after talking about making beats and lookbook)

20:55:44 Minou: i'm starting to hate xtube

20:56:23 chris: switch to youporn

20:56:33 chris: yo are you rubbing one out while chatting with me

20:56:34 chris: lol

20:56:50 Minou: HAHAHAHA

20:56:51 Minou: NO!

20:57:07 Minou: shit

[evisu 2000]

17:05 [ suckdick ] fuck

17:05 [ suckdick ] i will make

17:05 [ suckdick ] spaghetti

17:05 [ suckdick ] what should i put

17:05 [ suckdick ] i have zuchini

17:05 [ mass ] cilantro

17:05 [ suckdick ] fuck

17:05 [ suckdick ] i pewed

[evisu 2000]

1:31 [ asshole ] i gave her

1:31 [ asshole ] jeans

1:31 [ asshole ] and it's

1:31 [ asshole ] 26

1:31 [ asshole ] and she can't fit

1:31 [ asshole ] wtf

[ROYALEFATALE]

5:07am: wait

5:07am: what?!!

5:07am: AAAAAHAHAHHA

5:07am: nigga

5:07am: you in the dark

priceless.

[doctorworm]

suckdick: did u eat?

me: i only ate poptarts

me: maybe i will go to dining hall

suckdick: lol

2:30 PM

suckdick: lolzolz

suckdick: i am hungry

me: me too

suckdick: i love ur penis steak

[jeepster]

seriously, this is the "what are you talking about with suckdick on aim today" thread.

[Lab]

suckdick hates this thread everytime i mention it he gets pissed and logs off

[ProfMonnitoff]

suckdick: i love ur penis steak

ahahaha what does that even mean

i fuckin love suckdick

[e0d9n0b5]

me q: why did raekwon get mad at teh rza

me a: because he wouldnt stop wutang (wooting)

fg0d:...

me:

lolololololol

[OMEGA JELLY JIGGLE]

me (8:57:55 PM): dude

me (8:58:06 PM): it's Chuck Noriss's birthday

du (8:58:16 PM): WTF?

du (8:58:23 PM): well, suck my dick! it's true!

[OMEGA JELLY JIGGLE]

me (11:16:37 PM): we should do something sunday

me (11:16:45 PM): call up pharaoh king god

du (11:17:26 PM): bitch said its a sunny day

du (11:17:30 PM): get the bitches together

other (11:17:44 PM): my dick says it's not

other (11:17:49 PM): it's going to snow/rain rain/snow

[OMEGA JELLY JIGGLE]

this fool, nigel is a beast... think 6'4'' 270lb ish beast

du (11:18:53 PM): NIGEL

du (11:18:53 PM): OMG

du (11:18:58 PM): I WATCHED HIM PLAY RUGBY

du (11:19:01 PM): I SAW HIM SPRINT

du (11:19:03 PM): OMG

du (11:19:06 PM): ITS THE SCARIEST SIGHT

du (11:19:09 PM): THINK

du (11:19:18 PM): HIS MUSCLES BULGING

du (11:19:22 PM): HIS FACE IS RED

du (11:19:25 PM): AND OIKE

du (11:19:27 PM): HE BREATHES

du (11:19:31 PM): LIKE A LION

du (11:19:40 PM): like

du (11:19:44 PM): i was doing my track workout

du (11:19:48 PM): and i hear from the side of me

du (11:19:49 PM): like

du (11:19:54 PM): HUH HUH HUH HUH

du (11:19:58 PM): it was like

du (11:20:07 PM): deep as an oboe

du (11:20:09 PM): and like

du (11:20:11 PM): scary as fuck

du (11:20:13 PM): i look to my right

du (11:20:17 PM): i see nigel like

du (11:20:18 PM): fly past me

du (11:23:55 PM): but yeah

du (11:23:57 PM): nigel

du (11:24:01 PM): like

du (11:24:05 PM): is basically coach

du (11:24:12 PM): he like

du (11:24:21 PM): showed this one kid how to like hit some1

du (11:24:22 PM): and like

du (11:24:29 PM): he demonstrated

du (11:24:30 PM): in real time

du (11:24:32 PM): like

du (11:24:39 PM): this is what he did

du (11:24:41 PM): they stood like

du (11:24:44 PM): 20 feet apart

du (11:24:46 PM): then like

du (11:24:47 PM): they were like

du (11:24:49 PM): AHHHHHHHHHHHH

du (11:24:51 PM): like battle cry

du (11:24:53 PM): and like

du (11:24:55 PM): nigel just like

du (11:24:57 PM): dips his shoulder

du (11:24:58 PM): and like

du (11:25:03 PM): the buff black guy

du (11:25:06 PM): just falls to the floor

du (11:25:09 PM): and hes like

du (11:25:16 PM): knocked out

du (11:25:19 PM): and like

du (11:25:24 PM): kennedy baseball game going on too

du (11:25:26 PM): so like

du (11:25:30 PM): every1 turned around

du (11:25:32 PM): and was like

du (11:25:33 PM): OH SHIT

du (11:25:34 PM): WTF HAPPEN?

other (10:11:55 PM): sure

other (11:18:47 PM): NICKKKKKKKK

other (11:18:50 PM): U HACK MY PROFILE?

gar3tt (11:25:37 PM): did u hack my myspace

me (11:25:41 PM): NO

gar3tt (11:25:49 PM): cuz it had all these learn chinese school shit on it

[DüM]

billy: yea wheniever i see a will_i_am post

billy: i OL

dum: haha

billy: but bakc then

billy: didnt want me

billy: switched to billy

billy: all on me

dum: im i think i need to bump the aim thread for that

billy: lol

billy: when's it reppin time

billy: man.

billy: i forgot how crazy this son is

billy: IF KILLA SAID THE NIGGA DEAD THAN THE NIGGAS DEAD.

billy: INYAYA SAY A NIGGA BANNED THAN THE NIGGA BANNED

[broneck]

hellonuuro:HA

hellonuuro:hahaha

me:?

hellonuuro:i know this is suuuper bizarre but i am a sufu member and i read that post where you did this quote thing about cum

about sonic voodoo

hellonuuro:and i laughed sooo hard, i was so amused i was going to private you just to tell you how much i laughed

hellonuuro:but this was faster

hellonuuro:thanks

hellonuuro:bye

me:um

me:but who is this

me:though

hellonuuro:my username is nuuro i just lurk

me:ahahaha

me:excellent

hellonuuro:like...i had to unlurk

hellonuuro:just to commend you

me:well, thanks.

hellonuuro:no, thank u

[sawyer]

+(1:36:39 AM): ~*ACQUIRE BUDDY*~

-(1:36:45 AM): raise you left hand if your shirt ain't wack

+(1:37:00 AM): im not wearing a shirt?

+(1:37:07 AM): ?_>?

-(1:37:15 AM): then you're excluded

-(1:37:20 AM): I'm weing uniqlo x sega

- (1:37:24 AM): +ar

+(1:37:27 AM): yusssssss

-(1:37:32 AM): sonicprint

-(1:37:34 AM): I am a faggot

[yoallanface]

yoallanface (10:51:27 PM): is your name really calvin?

mrcalvinoscar (10:51:29 PM): is your name really yo!?

mrcalvinoscar (10:51:31 PM): yeah

yoallanface (10:51:43 PM): alright

yoallanface (10:51:45 PM): its just

yoallanface (10:51:47 PM): been buggin me

mrcalvinoscar (10:51:39 PM): lol

mrcalvinoscar (10:51:49 PM): leons real name is leon!

yoallanface (10:52:09 PM): really?

mrcalvinoscar (10:52:07 PM): scotts real name is scott!

yoallanface (10:52:17 PM): keep thinking

yoallanface (10:52:18 PM): its calvin

yoallanface (10:52:32 PM): how about geekbonchic

yoallanface (10:52:34 PM): i cant imagine

yoallanface (10:52:35 PM): his real name

yoallanface (10:52:37 PM): itd have to be

yoallanface (10:52:39 PM): geek

yoallanface (10:52:40 PM): or somethin

mrcalvinoscar (10:52:43 PM): mass has a funyn name but maybe its secret

yoallanface (10:53:02 PM): wat is it?(!)

mrcalvinoscar (10:53:18 PM): dunno secret

[Mr Calvin Oscar]

now mass will hate me

[DüM]

there are funnier secret names

[sawn-off chef]

[Mr Calvin Oscar]

calvin: why shouldnt you listen to it?

scott: iunno

scott: i thought it

scott: maybe

scott: you know

scott: what i say

scott: in my head

calvin: i know exactly what you mean

scott: u are in my head

[sawn-off chef]

[roflobster]

post ur aim convos in order to show sufu u r cool and talk to other sufu ppl

[evisu 2000]

suckdick: wtd

[Lab]

lololololol

[mrip]

[03:13] dismal: m,l;//8-------------------------;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;=--AsEW$s5;'.[

[03:13] dismal: ]\/

[09:50] dismal: lol that was my dog

best message ive ever gotten