Team DMZ

[sleazie ninja number 47]

ITS quasi-OFFICIAL!

Coming to thread near you: Team DMZ (We have no official logo, YET).

I'll keep it short and sweet. If you're down with any of the below, please send in your application. (fwiw and contrary to popular belief, we like blacks!)

(and yes, that is SPAM!)

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Executive Branch

ddohnggo : Dear Leader

sleazie ninja number 47 : Propagandist, Kiosk Overlord

Analog : Counter Intelligence

Chol-byung-dul (Underlings)

Tarmac : Kimchi Evangelist, French Tickler

dizzhizz : Anma Liaison

Liberation1945 : Ginseng Smuggler

madeinkorea23 : Minion #2, House DJ

dennisk : Soju Pourer

[ddohnggo]

h...hiiii?

[kauflust]

i'm not down with patronizing zealously christian koreans though

[evisu 2000]

i hate everything posted above!

except dogs... who doesn't love dogs? they're so cute.

[sleazie ninja number 47]

i'm not down with patronizing zealously christian koreans though

Me too. We here at Team DMZ are a religion-free zone (but everything else is fair game).

[sleazie ninja number 47]

i hate everything posted above!

except dogs... who doesn't love dogs? they're so cute.

mass, are you a peep?

[ddohnggo]

bobby lee = hero

[Guest jmatsu]

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=29716380

are these guys part of the dmz?

btw i didn't know that parliament was popular with koreans. wow...i smoke it.

[evisu 2000]

mass, are you a peep?

what's a peep? a marshmallow?

[sleazie ninja number 47]

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=29716380

are these guys part of the dmz?

btw i didn't know that parliament was popular with koreans. wow...i smoke it.

There are two factions of korean cigarette smokers. The older generation, gen 1 to gen 1.5, they are old skool, and smoke mostly marlboro lights.

Gen 2 to Gen 2.5, we are a little less risk adverse, and do not mind being seen with the blue box. (I actually go with the parliament full flavor when available).

And then there's a third faction of cigarette smokers that smoke menthols, but we do speak of those people.

[domdomdomdom]

i hate everything posted above!

except dogs... who doesn't love dogs? they're so cute.

FUCKING YUMMY!

[Guest jmatsu]

There are two factions of korean cigarette smokers. The older generation, gen 1 to gen 1.5, they are old skool, and smoke mostly marlboro lights.

Gen 2 to Gen 2.5, we are a little less risk adverse, and do not mind being seen with the blue box. (I actually go with the parliament full flavor when available).

And then there's a third faction of cigarette smokers that smoke menthols, but we do speak of those people.

the jap stereotype of parliament smokers are yakuza/chinpira/yankee/ hostesses...

not to derail your thread, but i noticed an influx of "scenesters/hipsters" in the u.s. who smoke parliaments. i'm down with the jap full flavors, but in the u.s. i smoke lights.

[Guest jmatsu]

FUCKING YUMMY!

this should be in that next level shit thread.

[goldengloves]

I don't know what's creepier; The dead dogs or that weird guy in the back of the picture with the 2 drunk girls.

P.S. Spam is yummy.

[sleazie ninja number 47]

what's a peep? a marshmallow?

peep = people. like, he's good peeps. Or iz you a peep (i.e., are you korean?)

[Guest jmatsu]

i prefer korean cabdrivers to that of middle easterners, pakis, etc.

[Guest jmatsu]

I don't know what's creepier; The dead dogs or that weird guy in the back of the picture with the 2 drunk girls.

P.S. Spam is yummy.

at first glimpse i thought it was tangerine.

[evisu 2000]

peep = people. like, he's good peeps. Or iz you a peep (i.e., are you korean?)

afraid not!

[sleazie ninja number 47]

I find bangledeshi cabdrivers to be the most polite and have the best selection of cultural music.

[domdomdomdom]

this should be in that next level shit thread.

http://www.superfuture.com/supertalk/showthread.php?p=557397#post557397

[Guest jmatsu]

I find bangledeshi cabdrivers to be the most polite and have the best selection of cultural music.

you can distinguish? damn you're fuckin cultured.

[sleazie ninja number 47]

you can distinguish? damn you're fuckin cultured.

well i always ask, and then I offer them 5 bucks (~600 Yen) for the tape thats in their deck, which they always give you.

[Guest jmatsu]

well i always ask, and then I offer them 5 bucks (~600 Yen) for the tape thats in their deck, which they always give you.

they hook me up for free. probably some terrorist propoganda or muslim missionary shit anyway...

[sleazie ninja number 47]

they hook me up for free. probably some terrorist propoganda or muslim missionary shit anyway...

ethnic slow jamz is more my steez.

[dizzhizz]

I eat dogs and salute Kim Jong Il. I want in this mothafucker.

[spiveyt2]

Damn, i thought this was Team DMT. that would be more fun...

[sleazie ninja number 47]

dizz I have reviewed your body of work, and your services could be useful. So long as you pledge your undying allegence, promise to pay for the first round of OB and always have a lighter handy, you are in. Your position will be determined by Dear Leader. Fix your sig accordingly. Sleep well tonite.

spiveyt2 I am too old and too paranoid to partake in your DMT shenanegans, but I am willing to go down to the arab bodega and buy us a couple of packets of whippets (i have a whip cream cannister lying around somewhere), and we can party, because thats just the way i do. You don't even have to eat dog.

[NESK]

im not korean but my parents used to own a store. can i be like, an honourary member?

ill wear any stupid hat you can find, as long as its slim fit.

[sleazie ninja number 47]

honorary members must be approved by 2/3rds vote. And not only do you need to wear a hat, you must also wear the traditional national costume, called a "hanbok"

Question: how many varieties of malt liquor did your parent's store sell?

Did the store have bullet proof glass? Did they accept food stamps?

[NESK]

no malt liquor, just cheap footwear and a nail salon in the basement. this means food stamps were useless.

im feelin the wizard sleeves on the team uniform but i dont think the slippers will fit on my clubbed foot.