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did anyone see his appearance on Oprah? crazy, crazy stuff.

he was this gorgeous woman who started taking testosterone and had his breasts removed and chest reconstruction. got married. kept his female anatomy, though...soooo got preggo bc his wife couldn't.

what's weird is he says that he identifies as a man but has no qualms about wanting to have a child.

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Pictured above is Pony, an orangutan that was recently taken from a village in Borneo where she was shaved every other day, chained to a wall, and used as a sex slave. Which means that, at some point in the last year or so when you were, say, eating dinner, or reading a book, or playing “teh Halozâ€, somewhere, deep in Indonesia, a man had handed someone an undisclosed amount of money and was, at that moment, humping an orangutan. I’ll give that a moment to sink in.

“If a man walked near her, she would turn herself around, present herself, and start gyrating and going through the motions. […] The madam refused to give up the animal because everyone loved Pony and she was a big part of their income. They also thought Pony was lucky, as she would pick winning lottery numbers.â€

Did the clients realize that they were in fact getting an orangutan?

“Oh yeah, they would come in especially for it. You could choose a human if you preferred, but it was a novelty for many of the men to have sex with an orangutan.â€

Now that the last vestiges of your faith in humanity and hopes for our future are nearly quashed you’ll be glad to know that, fortunately, the Borneo Orangutan Survival Foundation found out about the abuse and went into the village to free Pony. Too bad they required the aid of 35 policemen armed with AK-47s to do it and no one will be likely to face any criminal charges.

Aaaaaand that should just about do it. Welcome to my cynical existence and, please, take a complimentary pair of shit tinted glasses.

Update: For those who still have doubts as to the credulity of Viceland’s article the footage of Pony’s rescue can be seen

, and is found at about 12:47. Thanks, bela.
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