Who dropped a duke in the Boyz Klub urinal?

[Guest Airjamie]

Who fucking did it!?!?!?! I had to pay manuel' fucking overtime to clean that shit. Thats $4.50 an hour. I'm not fucking around here, I want some goddamn answers

[transactionfee]

Southpark 148: Mystery of the Urinal Deuce

Mr. Mackey: This is Mr. Venezuela, school janitor, M'Kay. He's the person who has to clean up when some trickster drops a dook in the wrong toilet. Mr. Venezuela makes six bucks an hour at best, M'kay. He's got three kids at home, he's got a car that barely works, he's gotta clean up puke with saw dust, M'Kay. Then he walks into the boys' room and sees a big meaty chud staring him in the face. So when you crapped in that urinal, M'Kay, you might has well have just dropped your pants and laid a turd right on Mr. Venezuela's head

[kauflust]

we had an official urinal?! why the fuck have i been pissing right out the treehouse window?

i'm going to have to blame ken on this.

[broneck]

you've been pinching loafs on the lawn? I play CROQUET out there!!

[joey_formal]

yo clopek i respect the croquet lawn man, ive dropping my bombs in the neighbors front lawn.

[kauflust]

i said pissing not shitting, clopek. no man in his right mind would mess with the croquet lawn.

[joey_formal]

ive been trying to get some bocce ball time in but clopek is hogging the lawn buuut that is a sick croquet set up hes got going, i respect it.

[kauflust]

the graveyard next door is pretty spacious. let's set it up over there.

[Guest Airjamie]

If noone can respect the klubhaus were going to have to suspend the tea parties until everyone can behave themselves. And clopek....you have been warned about playing croquet in boxers. If member wish to partake of the croquet set proper attire must be warn, this includes knee britches and poofball hats.

[joey_formal]

good call kauflust.

airjamie is absolutly right, i have poofball, my knee britches are currently at the tailor.

[BOORADLEY]

what the shit!