favorite line from a rap song?

[will_i_am]

I keep the boosters boostin, I get computers putin, ya’ll get shot at call me I do the shootin.”

[azn8oi]

"My apologies are you into Astrology 'cause, um, I'm tryin to make it to Uranus"

-jadakiss

[mick_]

Too many mcs take that word mc lightly. They can't move a crowd not even slightly.

[keagan]

Hurry up kid, bust your joints and then I'll bust mine

And I be out cuz I got to see this hottie, he said ok

Now check it, check it out, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, that's what he said

Then I came back and just fucked up his head

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He said a rhyme about his .45 and his nickelbags of weed

That's when I preceeded to give him what he needed

Talking 'bout I need a Phillie right before I get loose

Poor excuse, money please, i get loose off of orange juice

yahhhhhhhhhhh

[dizzhizz]

"Please nigga, I'm immune to all viruses; I get that cocaine, it cleans out my sinuses" (ODB)

[munkyballz]

I'll fucking sew your asshole closed,

and keep feeding you and feeding you and feeding you.

[thefunkytechnician]

"Wa da da dang"

(Do or Die)

"Check this out fool

I'm at this party

These two bitches lookin' hella pretty

I walk up and kiss 'em each on they fuckin' tittay

I say "Your hole there - it's about to explode"

I took a gat to her ass & she took off her clothes

In other words I movin' fast like a pick...pocket

See I'm a mother-fuckin' maniac I gotta top it

I talk to the bitch ... before I kill 'em

I'm like a psycho like Charles Manson - the blood drilla'

I take yo life and take yo arms and cut the bitches off

And play a bloody mother-fuckin' game of golf

And break your arms, your legs I shoulda did it sooner

Reach in yo fuckin' stomach - pull out a piece o' tuna"

(old school Master P shit)

almost makes me forgive all that solid gold tank busting out onto the middle of a fucking basketball court bullshit (which actually sounds kinda dope in retrospect)

[keagan]

who the fuck is that?

Tuna.

hahahaha...

[RAISED BY WOLVES]

"can't test me or skepta, come to your ends like Achilles and take out Hector".

-Wiley

"'Draw for the ting in the tesco's bag/make your white t-shirt look like a japanese flag"

-Skepta

"I dont think im big, but my face is in the guardian/mums happy, and nan; thanks for the cardigan"

-Taliban Trim!!!!

[cheep]

cute little college chick/

down there on a scholorship/

just got a school grant/

spent that on some new tits

thrown some ds on that bitch

[reguar]

"you kissed **** in the mouth, tell me how my dick tasted?"

- The game (G-Unit diss)

"You guys are soldiers... fucking toysoldiers"

the game (G-unit diss)

"Im Martin Luther King with 2 guns son"

the game

[Guest kertez04]

*sorry for posting whole verse couldn't pick a fav line

Killa, killa, more killin' killin' for killa killa

Feel the deal, the chinchillas, they can fit on gorillas

Santana, bananas, clip bananas, wrapped in bandannas

Hammers, hammers, no cameras, you'll be runnin to nana (nana nana)

Nana nana Santana, he be holding berettas

Killa killa kills civilians, you know I'm no better

Mo' betta' betta', cheddar cheddar, you'll be dead on your lever

For cheddar cheddar, heads we sever, go get it together

Get it together, now now get my pape's right

Come through late night

I know what it tastes like (what's that?)

Some good coke, dawg, go get your face pipe

Put on my Laker jersey, then I go rape white (number 8)

You got G ma, I got G too, shit

She wanna fly G-4, won't fly G-2 (nope)

Need ten thousand, you won't get a G, boo

Only G you gettin' is me, O.G., trueness

[shoreman1782]

stick me up for what? 2 pennies and a ball of lint?

ill sit your ass down like fucking larry flynt

..........

[STC]

"I aint even talking let the visa speak, and i like my sprite easter pink"

-lil wayne

"i run up like machine gun kelly with a black skelly put one in your belly leave ya smelly then take your pelle pelle"

-big l

and thats all i can think of.

[ChristDawg]

Live for the moment....makes cents dont it???...........NOW MAKE DOLLARS!!!!!

Jay-z

[bloodz vs cripz]

before u opened up your gap

[will_i_am]

"all ya’ll niggas is britney, pull ur panties up"

[brightbill]

"It's Christmastime in Hollis, Queens,

Ma's cooking chicken and collard greens"

[wEstSidE]

No one said this and it needs respect.

CASH RULES EVERYTHING AROUND ME, C.R.E.A.M., GET THE MONEY, DOLLAR DOLLAR BILL Y'ALL.

[cuddlysheep]

As I look up at the sky

My mind starts trippin, a tear drops my eye

My body temperature falls

I'm shakin and they breakin tryin to save the Dogg

Pumpin on my chest and I'm screamin

I stop breathin, damn I see demons

Dear God, I wonder can ya save me?

I can't die Boo-Boo's bout to have my baby

[Sayword]

I'm morpheous in this hip hop matrix, exposin the fake shit -Common

[wicz]

MF DOOM

"Where reckless naked girls get necklaces and pearls,

Compliments of the town jeweler."

" Town village nympho, now it's all his though,

The way she got down was far from priviledged info"

looking back on this post, MFs delivery is what makes his songs so interesting. not to mention his beats.

[bakamang]

Half of one of my most favorite verses.

My creation was for blacks to kill blacks

It's gats like me that accidentally, go off, makin niggaz memories

But this time, it's done intentionally

He walked me outside, saw this cat

Cocked me back, said, "Remember me?"

He pulled the trigger but I held on, it felt wrong

Knowing niggaz is waiting in hell for 'im

He squeezed harder, I didn't budge, sick of the blood

Sick of the thugs, sick of wrath of the, next man's grudge

What the other kid did was pull out, no doubt

A newer me in better shape, before he lit out, he lead the chase

My owner fell to the floor, his wig split so fast

I didn't know he was hit, it's over with

Heard mad niggaz screamin, niggaz runnin, cops is comin

Now I'm happy, until I felt somebody else grab me... Damn!

You guys better know who spat that verse....lol

[SWB]

"What'd you think my agenda was to get paid to smoke weed freestyle grab the mic and spoon-feed?" -Slug

"I have become the most sinister sin city slicker / cynical dim-witted trickster / critical shit-grinning hipster" -Sage

SuFu special:

"I bought some new sneakers, I just hope my legacy matches" -Ace Rock

Dumbest verse ever:

"Now I know you think I wanna fuck, no doubt / but tonight we'll try a different route / how bout we start with a salad / a fresh bed of lettuce with croutons / later we can play a game of chess on the futon" -Dead Prez, "Mind Sex"

EDIT: also, pretty much anything Snoop's ever said is quote-worthy.

[grandnash84]

a bitch ia a bitch

if im poor or rich

i talk in the exact same pitch

now the title bitch dont apply to all women

but all women have a little bitch in them

its like a diease that plagues their character

to take in the women of america

[soundbomber]

Apathy / Demigodz / AOTP Mixtape [2003] / Speak Now

Enhanced tactical fightin' machinery

Combattin' on army scenery

strategic-ly movin' my mics like Stratego

I generate graphics like Neo Geo

Flyin' science I incite riots try it's why it's

Violence at maximum levels

The difference of angels and devils

Rectangles and circles, techs fatal to murder

Next week I'm famous

Great as the latest wid the upper hand like four aces

In poker approachin' jokers loc I load and stroke the trigger

Thirty eight claibre bullets travel through barrels

rippin' through apparel parallel to where medics will sterile scapels

dwellin' swellin' organs of felons bullets obliterate melons, with ease

Police yell freeze, ease the gun down

Under the influence of trees alleyways I run down

Pantin' and handlin' mechanical weapons I'm brandishin'

Fleein' foreign in areas I camouflage to vanishin'

Release the dogs, sounds of hounds pound my eardrums

Here comes a fearful doberman poke him in his cerebrum

I'm almost free, around the tree I glance advancin'

slowly cautiously awkwardly while negotiators talk to me

To dark I see the light, but not the squad car

It's comin' from the sky bright green, what an odd star

The odds are I blast off barely a clip

But then I noticed the strange star was an alien ship

Just as the bullet grazed my temple, the ship shot out a beam

It was green and it paralyzed the whole SWAT team

Cops floated in the air and their weapons disassembled

I trembled for my metal but I'm frozen in the mental

Unaware that I was in control of the ships in the air

And how the cops turned if they ever returned

if their bodies burn like candles on a mantle in a urn

I forced 'em to learn I played God like George Burns.

[bonanz]

niggas is mad, i get more butts than ashtrays

fuck a fair one, i get mine the fast way

the ski mask way,

uh, ransom notes

far from handsome, but damn a nigga tote (watcha tote)

more guns than roses

foes is

shaking in they boots, the invisible bullies,

like gooch, disappear, vamoose, you're whack to me

take them rhymes back to the factory

i see,

the gimmicks

the whack lyrics

the shit is depressing

pathetic

please forget it

you're mad cause my style you're admiring

don't be mad UPS is hiring

you should have been a cop

fuck hip hop

with that freestyle you're bound to get shot

not from houston, but I rap-a-lot

pack the gat a lot

the flav's bout to drop

[Comma H]

"I do a damn good job, got bitches on my dick like a human sish-kebab!"

"Straight outta Locash!

A crazy muthafucka named Gusto,

fucked your wife cuz the bitch is a big ho

fucked ya sister, fucked your cat

Woulda fucked your mama but the bitch was too fat"

Both from the CB4 movie. Mad hektic!

[gfunkdocta]

diminish the army, we finished the don p

now let's get purple, like grimmace and barney

[kenthenoob]

"I philosophize about glocks and keys, niggas call me young black Socrates"