Her Diary vs. His Diary

[FAM0US.]

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[apu]

typical male/female reactions

[Servo2000]

typical male/female reactions

I have never in my life seen a post of less consequence.

Negative rep and a rap on the knuckles.

[jpgm]

whhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhat?

its really overcast, but i dont think its going to rain until friday.

[Bona Drag]

white people drive like this

but black people be all drivin' like this

[Corbin Law]

hair lips clothing vaginas next president hillary clinton/mary wolstoncraft

steak trucks trains penis next president michael jordan/clint eastwood

[Guest DUM]

white people drive like this

but black people be all drivin' like this

You win.

thread over.

[Guest jmatsu]

[Her Diary]

Tonight I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a little bit late, but he made no comment. Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed but he kept quiet and absent. I asked him waht was wrong; he said nothing. I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said it had nothing to do with me and not to worry.

On the way home I told him that I loved him, he simply smiled and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior; I don't know why he didn't say I love you too. When we got home I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there and watched T.V. He seemed distant and absent. Finally I decided to go to bed. About 10 minutes later he came to bed, and to my suprise he responded to my caress and we made love, but I still felt that he was distracted and his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep - I cried. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a complete disaster.

[His Diary]

Today the Lakers lost, but at least I got laid.

meaningless chitchat is overrated. did you at least orgasm during the love making session? if so, i don't think you'd be complaining this much.

[FAM0US.]

Did you all think this was my own writing? It was a joke, but some of you obviously could not comprehend it...

It is supposed to sum up how a typical female thinks, and how a typical male thinks.

[keagan]

-I don't like fucking basketball

-I usually the last to fall asleep after lovemaking sessions.

[Guest jmatsu]

Did you all think this was my own writing? It was a joke, but some of you obviously could not comprehend it...

It is supposed to sum up how a typical female thinks, and how a typical male thinks.

so are you implying that you are not typical, but somehow special and unique?

well hardy fuckin harr. you sure made a funny one.

[Tiranis]

Did you all think this was my own writing? It was a joke, but some of you obviously could not comprehend it...

It is supposed to sum up how a typical female thinks, and how a typical male thinks.

Everybody got it.

Nobody gives a shit. :eek:

[C0C0]

u shouldve just made a stupid bulletin on myspace and called it a day ciao