Wait, youre joking right?

[zehero]

Yea, I guess I see the humor.

I can't count how many times I've been smoking at a party or barbeque and some fat girl with a beer or hotdog says to me "thats disgusting. you're killing yourself."

that shit pisses me the fuck off.

[canice]

its real funny how somebody like you who claims to be almighty on here, comes and argues with someone whom he doesnt even know, tells me to grow up yet your the one who keeps instigating the damn situation. I told you im done with your foolishness and yet you still think its somewhat cool to reply back with a lame comment about how im a douchebag.. Great way of proving your more mature than me..

im done with you dude, seriously.. just stop replying back with your irelevant comments. Everytime i say something your on my case, get lost dude..If you dont like what i say then move on, dont reply. your so quick to assume the situation when you werent even there to witness what went down, yet you say "oh maybe she just came to toronto" ughhh..u should take your own advice sometimes and grow up your damn self

GOD MY CITY IS FULL OF ASSHOLES. WHEN WILL GOD SEND A GIGANTIC ASTEROID TO FLATTEN THIS PIT OF POORLY DRESSED SELF-RIGHTEOUS BORDERLINE SPAZZIES AND GUIDOS?!

[onemancult]

eating a fucking slice of pizza or a whopper or a serving of fries or bread, for that matter, is a hell of a whole lot less harmful than smoking one cigarette.

over time, no matter how much you exercise and lead a healthy lifestyle, the cigarettes

are still the worst choice.

everyone trying to rationalize smoking by ragging on people with unhealthy diets is really, really clueless. if you want to rationalize smoking, just say "it's my decision, thanks" not "it's better than eating this and this" because it really isn't.

[evisu 2000]

not "it's better than eating this and this" because it really isn't.

it tastes better though.

[junglejane]

the girl could've just said 'no, I'm trying to stay away from carbs'. would've been a lot less contradictory.

edit:

I'm gonna start incorporating DIABEETUS into my everyday vocabulary.

[Guest DUM]

DIABEETUS DI DI DIABEETUS

[zehero]

Yea, I'll agree that a single serving of fries isn't very harmful. But compare someone who smokes a pack a day with someone who eats fast food every meal of the day.

Fast food is just as bad for you. Cholesterol. Obesity. The list goes on. haha.

[superdupersang]

end of the day, your personal choice.

but what does "the bread came" mean?

and lay of the whor3.

hes an idiot, but your an idiot for pointing out that hes an idiot

[Guest Airjamie]

dont smoke. eat sunflower seed salads. drink water.

Suck cock, get your mom to wipe your ass, live in your parents basement till youre 40, sleep in their bed, get rides to shows, NEVER FUCKING GROW UP.

Fuck straightedge.

[Bona Drag]

but what does "the bread came" mean?

in usanda, many restaurants with table service offer complimentary breadstuffs before or soon after they take your order

cigarettes are bad for you; i quit eight months ago and am still a zealot

do u think people here would smoke less if we called them fags?

[Brienneoftarth]

that BMI shit is correct. Obesity epidemic is a complete myth. Absoute bullshit making billions of dollars for people with no real answers or solutions. I am on the verge of morbid obesity according to that calculator. Bread isn't fucking bad for you that's retarded. Cigarettes on the other and cause cancer. Enjoy them if you want but its far healthier to eat a piece of bread everyday than to smoke cigs all the time. Then again, genetics make a huge difference.

[Bona Drag]

y'all are on some conspiracy shit here

you fat fucks

and i meant cigarettes, not smokers, above

[Guest Airjamie]

that BMI shit is correct. Obesity epidemic is a complete myth. Absoute bullshit making billions of dollars for people with no real answers or solutions. I am on the verge of morbid obesity according to that calculator. Bread isn't fucking bad for you that's retarded. Cigarettes on the other and cause cancer. Enjoy them if you want but its far healthier to eat a piece of bread everyday than to smoke cigs all the time. Then again, genetics make a huge difference.

Wait, the statistics on all the fat motherfuckers we see everyday is bullshit, but you believe the evidence on ciggarettes?

[onemancult]

i was recently obsessed with my BMI.

someone tell me why i shouldn't be.

[Bona Drag]

^^

b/c it's pointless?

it think getting hung up over how many pounds/kg you weigh is kind of dumb too (not that most people here do that); it's about how it looks

i could give a shit about chiseled abs, but i do my best to keep the love handles in check

who cares if they're an extra three pounds or an extra six pounds, you know?

[canice]

some people view the quest for bodily perfection as a sort of personal challenge - not just hoping to be within the limits of social acceptability.

weightlifting meatheads are probably the most disciplined and insane people on the planet.

[Icarus]

I look too awesome smoking in my leather jacket and tight jeans to quit smoking cigarettes! They make me smell bad, make my throat feel terrible, and don't even give me a rush but damn do they make me look twice as cool!

Eating bread is fashion irrelevant and thus trashy and wasteful.

[dino might]

icarus, i love you but youre a crazy bastard. i love the smell of smoke for some reason. even before i smoked, when i went to shows and came home with the smell in my hair... almost like an aphrodisiac or something

This thread sucks.

Pick your poison. It's sure as hell better to have a few cigarettes a day than to have a Whopper and a King Sized Fries.

Just because you make an unhealthy choice doesn't mean you need to make all unhealthy choices. I have a cigarette and a few beers every so often. Does that force me to binge on pizza, coccaine, and hookers? Nope. Not really

I think this just pisses me off because I do drink and smoke to an extent, but I also exercise and eat relatively healthy foods.

i thought it was clear what i said earlier about all or nothing was an exageration to make my point, if not then my mistake. secondly, this thread rules. the point is it was an are you kidding? moment because what she said and what she was doing were completely contradictory.

end of the day, your personal choice.

but what does "the bread came" mean?

and lay of the whor3.

hes an idiot, but your an idiot for pointing out that hes an idiot

yeah, what that other guy said, i dont know if its different where you are but at many restaurants here the servers bring out bread and butter to the guests while they wait for their entres or appetizers what have you

Suck cock, get your mom to wipe your ass, live in your parents basement till youre 40, sleep in their bed, get rides to shows, NEVER FUCKING GROW UP.

Fuck straightedge.

amen!

[poly800rock]

and that's wrong because......

I don't want to sound like a health nut, but refined carbohydrates are not good for you.

any carbs, refined are not should be fine as long as you can work it off. might be more work, but it's still the same concept

[domdomdomdom]

eating a fucking slice of pizza or a whopper or a serving of fries or bread, for that matter, is a hell of a whole lot less harmful than smoking one cigarette.

over time, no matter how much you exercise and lead a healthy lifestyle, the cigarettes

are still the worst choice.

everyone trying to rationalize smoking by ragging on people with unhealthy diets is really, really clueless. if you want to rationalize smoking, just say "it's my decision, thanks" not "it's better than eating this and this" because it really isn't.

I don't think zehero is trying to say smoking is better than eating bad food, more of that he doesn't have to eat unhealthy food, just like you don't have to smoke cigarettes. They are two seperate choices to make and don't have much to do with each other directly.

edit: Nevermind, I got caught up in the side argument... carry on!

[Guest DUM]

As stated before, it's the "bread is unhealthy" while smoking that made it so funny.

So...more stories, bitches.

[goldengloves]

any carbs, refined are not should be fine as long as you can work it off. might be more work, but it's still the same concept

Yea, I guess "not good for you" is a loaded answer. More like the way refined carbohydrates are stored, utilized as energy, insulin, blah blah.

BMI is pretty much very inaccurate, especially when done with those online calculators. Most of the time it doesn't account for the amount of muscle in one's body.

[GiZMO]

I had just moved to Vegas during my freshman year of high school. I just befriended this guy and asks me where I had moved from, since almost the entire population at the school is from some other state. I tell him that I'm from Maryland and replies "Is that somewhere in California?" and I chuckle... til I stop and ask "...are you serious?"

This is now here near as crazy as the OP's story, but it boggles me to know that kids don't know the basic geography of their country. Maybe I'm just being hard on the kid but is this a case in other countries as well?

[Spaghettini]

My friend was telling me a story about how he was waiting outside of the liquor store on Christmas morning and "there were all these alcoholics waiting there with him."

[dino might]

I had just moved to Vegas during my freshman year of high school. I just befriended this guy and asks me where I had moved from, since almost the entire population at the school is from some other state. I tell him that I'm from Maryland and replies "Is that somewhere in California?" and I chuckle... til I stop and ask "...are you serious?"

This is now here near as crazy as the OP's story, but it boggles me to know that kids don't know the basic geography of their country. Maybe I'm just being hard on the kid but is this a case in other countries as well?

youre not being hard on him at all. its not too much to ask for kids/people to know the basic layout of their home country like you said. thats unforgivable and its sad, if not incredibly frightening, to think about kids like that when adults are telling them that they are the future.

leading me to another similar "are you serious?" story:

last year school had a pep rally in which each grade level was to compete against the others for some special privalege, i forget what. anyways the competition included a trivia portion consisting of questions about the school and then easy ass ones about anything else. a freshman was selected to represent his grade, he came down, and blindly selected his trivia question. when the teacher asked him, "who is the vice president of the united states?" he was dumbfounded.

............................................wait, hes joking, right?

i dont care what your excuse is, if youre into politics or couldnt care less about them, theres no excuse for not knowing the second in command of youre own god damn country if youre anywhere over the age of 13. i was disgusted.

My friend was telling me a story about how he was waiting outside of the liquor store on Christmas morning and "there were all these alcoholics waiting there with him."

i dont get it?

[so-so]

My friend was telling me a story about how he was waiting outside of the liquor store on Christmas morning and "there were all these alcoholics waiting there with him."

Fucking hilarious.

(dino, the joke is that despite the fact that HE TOO was waiting at the liquor store xmas morning, he calls everyone else there alcoholics)

[dino might]

Fucking hilarious.

(dino, the joke is that despite the fact that HE TOO was waiting at the liquor store xmas morning, he calls everyone else there alcoholics)

ah, well i suppose i get it. but c'mon, sometimes a guy just needs his silly juice, xmas morning or otherwise

[so-so]

the image of a drunk father on xmas morning yelling at his kids while they open presents is making my day.

[broneck]

It's like fat people asking for diet coke instead of regular when ordering an XL meal at McDonalds or something. Like it's going to make that much of a difference.

i worked at fast eddies (puke) a couple of years ago, and there were four huge fat fuckers who did exactly that. i can remember exactly what they all ordered. 10 cheeseburgers, an extra large chili/cheese/bacon fry with extra chilli/cheese/bacon, and diet cokes. wow.

[dino might]

i worked at fast eddies (puke) a couple of years ago, and there were four huge fat fuckers who did exactly that. i can remember exactly what they all ordered. 10 cheeseburgers, an extra large chili/cheese/bacon fry with extra chilli/cheese/bacon, and diet cokes. wow.

this old humanities teacher of mine is a fucking cow. pretty cool lady, but shes pushing 3 bills at least, i mean the fat on her feet makes it look like she has two tumors on the bridge of her feet when she somehow manages to squeeze them into those flat balet shoes all the girls wear these days. she drinks a 12 pack of tab a day during school. no exageration, in fact thats probably a low ball estimate. no water. no juice. just tab. tab tab tab tab tab. and foot tumors.

ps. i think i mentioned this before, but i got in a heated debate about someone who argued that

b.) the catholics crucified jesus

HAH HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. yeah, catholics, that makes perfect sense..