RE The Superfuture 2007 Denim project

[Guest StuckOnStupid]

So I have translated the suggestions and specs found here: http://www.superfuture.com/supertalk/showthread.php?t=29623, put the data through my pants computer, and I have been given the final outcome of the pants.

The jean pants will appear as follows:

The fit will be a skinny, relaxed, loose, ball-crushingly tight repro/modern cut with a high-low rise, a 36 inch inseam on the right leg, a 34 inch inseam on the left, with one leg at a 21cm opening, the other at 19, and a very straight leg with a noticably tapered bootcut. There will be a buttoned zipper fly, with silver, brass, and gold hardware, and hidden rivets will be applied all over the seat area. The denim used will an american-made japanese 37 ounce variety, with a very smooth, incredibly slubby texture. The color will be a very streaky blackish-blue,with not much streakiness, and will have a neon green and white weft, with redline, orange line, black line and yellow line open-ended selvage. The arctuate, which will not be on the jeans, will be a stitched in, painted on, invisible rendering of a tetrahedron. The patch, which may or may not definitely appear on the trousers, will be made of natually synthetic vegan calf leather, elk leather and cordovan, and will feature a hamster & 2 rats eating heros from Quiznos being chased by a laser-shooting Delorean piloted by a "hard-gay" style homosexual being manually stimulated by another riding shotgun, with an aligator wearing a pair of jeans in the back seat. They will be branded "Supreme" all over, and will be widely available with a very limited release, as demonstrated by the lack of numbers that number every pair.

Gentlemen, you have just witnessed the hive mind in action.

[mellowbonsai]

Absolutely brilliant. i can see myself wearing or not wearing them now.

[keagan]

A BUTTONED ZlPPER FLY!?????? WAAAAAAAA

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[domdomdomdom]

I don't like the silver hardware one bit.

[Guest StuckOnStupid]

i forgot to mention that these denim jeans will likely be made of a very heavy lightweight corduroy.

I don't like the silver hardware one bit.

it's practically completely not-non-negotiable.

[evilgeniusdan]

Perfect

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[Bona Drag]

a laser-shooting Delorean

fuck yesssssssssssssssssssss!!!!!!1111!111!!

[jeepster]

do you have any specific non-specific trivial minute detials on the price/bargaining value of said or unsaid jeans/beast from the 9th sphere of hell?

[choice_genes]

can't rep you yet but lol, 'final specs'....

[twistedtrees]

Can we still add "monkey-navigated rocketship"?

Oh, and can they be pricey enough to be exclusive, but still between $100 & $120?

[seemeugly]

This is the first time I've been unable to rep someone I wanted to.

Next time I'm able, sir.