Corny White Girls Appreciation

[TTM]

we've all just been schooled whaaaaaat

[willy cheesesteak]

Baeyer-Drewson should create a CWG tumblr

would follow

[Baeyer-Drewson]

Sup TTM, sup Brad Pitt... Just trying to steer the CWG threak back towards its glory days. Waaaaay too many posts featuring smoking hot models (0% corn), professional pornstars (low-moderate levels of corn in some cases), or amateur pornstars (the corn-levels here are contentious, must be considered on a case by case basis).

If I wanted porn or glam models I certainly wouldn't be hitting the CWG thread... I wanna see CORN!!

[Whodinihimself]

The way I see it, corny is as corny does. Corny people are lame, hackneyed, arrogant, lacking subtlety...all while being oblivious to there corniness.

So basically, anything that is appealing to unsophisticated/country folk

The girls shown in Baeyer-Drewson's "Lesson #3" are the only type of CWG that should be posted in this thread imo. Lessons #1 and #2, although true, do not display the level of corniness that I think we'd like to see here. So, self shots nude or otherwise, (unless they display outright corniness) are not worthy. The girls in Lessons #1&2 might be corny as hell irl...but it doesn't show in those pics.

[blm14]

NOM NOM NOM NOM

[Whodinihimself]

I don't think that corny is synonymous with "lame, hackneyed, arrogant, lacking subtlety" man. I know a few CWGs that are actually a lot more fun to be around than "cool" girls because they're not always acting like they have something to prove. They're blissfully naive, impressed easily and (often) really sexy.

In conclusion, respect the CWG for what she is: an easy hookup that you can feed chicken tenders and Coors to without fear of getting an "independent woman" card slapped in your face.

Nobody is arguing the fact that CWG's are fun to be around. It's their lame jokes and naivety that make them fun. That's irrelevant to the discussion. My point is: if the corniness isn't blatant in the picture, then don't post it here.

[Baeyer-Drewson]

Trying to define corn is like trying to define the terms "life" or "intelligence", science simply cannot provide conclusive answers. I'm glad there is an open discussion of the very nature of corn taking place, but in the meantime, let the alleged corn flow!

[Boston.]

jello wrestling IS corny

[Baeyer-Drewson]

my bad dude, but figured a hot tit is a hot tit and people would appreciate..but I def see your point.

hot tit = superfap

hot tit with artsy-fartsy angle, lighting or framing = supererotic

hot tit being pushed against its partner to form cleavage in a "sexy" devil, angel or cop outfit = CWG

[skistar]

hot tit = superfap

hot tit with artsy-farty angle, lighting or framing = supererotic

hot tit being pushed against its partner to form cleavage in a "sexy" devil, angel or cop outfit = CWG

ding ding ding WEHAVEAWINNER!

and the following 5 were all from this girls "profile pictures" album which makes some of them that much better.

[into the rain]

[Baeyer-Drewson]

[jayrock]

I don't think that corny is synonymous with "lame, hackneyed, arrogant, lacking subtlety" man. I know a few CWGs that are actually a lot more fun to be around than "cool" girls because they're not always acting like they have something to prove. They're blissfully naive, impressed easily and (often) really sexy.

In conclusion, respect the CWG for what she is: an easy hookup that you can feed chicken tenders and Coors to without fear of getting an "independent woman" card slapped in your face.

shut the fuck up

bullshit like this is the cancer that is killing CWG thread

[into the rain]

yeah for real shut the fuck up and post some pictures.

[Guest on-display]

[skistar]

oh the mixed messages.

would smash. and cum on chest. while she's wearing that tank.

edit: only if she kept the necklace on

edit, edit: (10.5)

[Guest on-display]

cwg cannibals

[dino might]

oh the mixed messages.

would smash. and cum on chest. while she's wearing that tank.

edit: only if she kept the necklace on

edit, edit: (10.5)

edit, edit, edit: (0)

[tyang]

the blond on the left is a keeper.

[blm14]

when she's reached the legal age of maturity, THEN you can keep her

[ericdw]

[Boston.]

[ndmhxc]

thats a high level of maize

[skistar]

you just know those girls are down for a threesome.

I approve.

[tyang]

when she's reached the legal age of maturity, THEN you can keep her

in all fairness i'm still in college. is that still considered jailbait?

corn of the SC variety. honestly i don't even need this thread. i get my daily dosage in class everyday.

[herefortheswap]

[sayocean]

[Whodinihimself]

White Girl

...

Corny White Girl

There's a difference.

.

[Guest Bespoke]

^^^Yeah, one has bigger boobs.

[blm14]

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