Sex codenames

[thomas_highstreet]

i just say 'ecchi time' and beat my chest like king kong normally

ahh wait.. i remember one.. but its a kind of catch all phrase;

''i chutneyed this right saucy bird last night''

''i chutneyed in her face''

but can also be used as 'drunk'; "i was so chutneyed i pissed on my belt and it just went straight back onto my crotch in the pub bogs''

also works with other rhyming words;

'rutneys'

'rooney'd'

'roons'

"did you roon that chutney?" (did you have sex with that girl)

and so on.

[Guest jmatsu]

i just say 'ecchi time' and beat my chest like king kong normally

ahh wait.. i remember one.. but its a kind of catch all phrase;

''i chutneyed this right saucy bird last night''

''i chutneyed in her face''

but can also be used as 'drunk'; "i was so chutneyed i pissed on my belt and it just went straight back onto my crotch in the pub bogs''

also works with other rhyming words;

'rutneys'

'rooney'd'

'roons'

"did you roon that chutney?" (did you have sex with that girl)

and so on.

is this cockney, welsh, gunma girl's synthecized japengrish, or some shit you made up on the toilet?

[thomas_highstreet]

me and my ex-parisian counterpart made it up during the 'whiskey days' a while back

[Guest jmatsu]

me and my ex-parisian counterpart made it up during the 'whiskey days' a while back

pepe lepew is still alive??

[honghonglulu]

screw

hammer

nail

bang

wrench

saw

woops...got distracted

whatever happened to "it"?

[lil brown brother]

popoy

kantot

banat

[thescott]

Coney Island chilli dog

New York Taco

Turkish Snowcone

[whateva]

Smash Smash Smash Smash Bang Bang Bang Bang Boom Boom Boom Boom Thunder Thunder Thunder Thunder Hammer Hammer Hammer Hammer Woot Woot Woot! :]

[dunkin deeznuts]

purple helmet up the poop shoot

[kenthenoob]

hotchocolaat

[Guest sousvide]

craig mctavish = raw dog

[DenimDad]

My college roommate used to call it "The Dirty Pickle Dance"

[Advantage]

Afternoon Delight

[jake431]

Dogs in the bathtub

Docking

Mahogany Canoe

Roger

Some of these are merely repulsive "sex acts" that exist on Urban Dictionary - and I can't imagine are really done. But they're funny nonetheless.

-Jake

[truestorytravis]

huckleberry pancake

shanghai dangler

[Fizzmix]

Angry pirate.

[billy dee williams]

virgin surgery

[Advantage]

2 Girls 1 Cup

[jcotteri]

Houdini. 123

Angry pirate.

aiiiiii and also

window surprise

horizontal hula hooping

[renski]

smash

murder

beat

[home]

Smashing box.

[Guest soleFLY]

pipe

smash

beat

poke

[xSIRCHx]

arabian goggles with a funky taste.

hoodini.

bloody sandpaper.

alaskian pipeline.

rodeo.

[AK47]

shock chewbacca

[Thorns]

quiche....

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[renski]

stab

cot

flight to boston

[jcotteri]

stab! haha

[Ahlvahroe]

plow the field, is a favorite of mine

[kungfu]

get railed!

[jyoni]

"sup"

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