A question for the ages.

[broneck]

If there was a really hot centaur or satyr, would having sex with her be very wrong/bestiality?

[mizanation]

no, cuz, you have to consider the 50% rule. 50% human, it's all good.

[onemancult]

i have fucked a centaur woman.

she made me lay down, and she stood over me, then lowered

her body down.

rode me like a pro, her centaurtits smothering my face.

we have a baby, it is 75% human.... everything from the

knees down is horse, plus a swishy tail.

[mizanation]

how bout a mermaid? how would you fuck a mermaid. never fucked anything with fused legs before. or gills.

[broneck]

i think maybe a mermaid is more acceptable because there's no fur or bristly hair. but the scales could cause problems.

[cheep]

what about a sheep? would you fuck a sheep?

[Dex_star]

what if the bottom half was human?

[mizanation]

how bout a dude? ever fucked a dude?

[broneck]

psh, you haven't?

no homo

[Tiranis]

what about a sheep? would you fuck a sheep?

You fucker, did you touch my Daisy? Don't you know we're in love... ?

[Guest jmatsu]

this question is like that one other question from that one other movie.

guy was fucking some girl, then that girl's pet dog started licking guy's asshole at that same interval. was is wrong for him to reprimand the dog, only after he nutted?

the answer to your question is an obvious NO.

[mizanation]

if it's the girl's dog, it's all good. if it's your dog, you have to curb that shit. just so that your dog doesn't get the wrong impression.

[Ahlvahroe]

the question is would you fuck a centaur if the top half was horse and the bottom was human, not the regular way.

[rome1]

Not if that dog feels like nipping or biting. there go your balls.

[Dex_star]

what if the centuar was split verticaly?

[rome1]

What like one human tit and one horse tit? haha

[Guest jmatsu]

the question is would you fuck a centaur if the top half was horse and the bottom was human, not the regular way.

not my finest moment, but in my younger days, i've actually fucked 100% human women that match this description perfectly.

[Dex_star]

yo

mama

[kauflust]

if it were a regular centaur (human top, horse bottom):

anal/vaginal sex: it's beastiality

oral sex on her: it's beastiality

oral sex on you: it's all right...

titty fucking: it's all right

69: it's only half wrong...

[Tyro1]

This reminds me of the bit of Ricky Gervais's animals stand up when he is talking about mermaids

[jpgm]

this reminds of that one time i went to the lake and touched myself while looking for rare exotic birds coated in tinfoil.

[Tyro1]

this reminds of that one time i went to the lake and touched myself while looking for rare exotic birds coated in tinfoil.

By birds you mean left over sausages that you were going to eat for lunch, wrapped in tin foil dont you...

[buffalocloud7]

i think maybe a mermaid is more acceptable because there's no fur or bristly hair. but the scales could cause problems.

if you had a choice go with the mermaid! hairy nipples arent sexy!

[axtsang]

Rawr