Question

[junglejane]

What is the female equivalent of 'fap fap fap'?

[Halifamous]

schlorch schlorch schlorch

Alternately... buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[cheep]

good question...

check the cmf homme vid for your answer.

buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz?

[Tiranis]

shik-shik according to urbandictionary... never actually heard anyone use it O_o

[BRAD PIFFERY]

schwaketa, schwaketa, schwaketa

[Halifamous]

buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz?

Buzzzzzz!

5FCCfGhVK2k

[BOORADLEY]

i have no idea what fap fap fap is

also, my balls have yet to drop

discuss?

[onemancult]

if we want to be as authentic as possible here, the most commonly used onomatopeia

is

'schlick, schlick, schlick'

at least, that is what i always saw when i was 14 and kept a stack of porno comics hidden in my closet.

[Guest StuckOnStupid]

i have no idea what fap fap fap is

its whut chall niggas do, while a nigga like me is out in the streets with the artillery like "budda budda budda budda".

[BOORADLEY]

oh i get it. jungle jane im going to need a recording to make my decision.

[mizanation]

skplurchsh, skplurchsh, skplurchsh?

[Guest StuckOnStupid]

storch storch storch

ewwwwww.

[BOORADLEY]

ewwwwww.

^^^

brad piffery?

[BRAD PIFFERY]

I'm Messican fucko, and I dont like Bentlees

[BOORADLEY]

im jk! ill stroke your peen to make you feel better.

[Bandwagonesque]

fip fip fip

[broneck]

hmmm...i've got a sound in my head, but its hard to translate into type. something like "puickh" (phonetically pu-ee-ich) although miz came pretty close with skplurchsh, skplurchsh, skplurchsh

[sybaritical]

^ HMnnn.

Yeah I get that.

[broneck]

i'm trying to find a clip of the paris hilton southpark episode in which butters pokes at her meat wallet. it produces a sound i think would fit in nicely as the female "fap fap fap"...

[wild_whiskey]

"ahh ooh, etc." might be more accurate, since females are seemingly incapable of keeping quiet, even when by themselves.

It's usually silent anyway since most girls jerk it on the clit, not inside. if it's not silent with moans, its usually bzzing with moans, and ime fingers have a lot less mass than a whole body banging up against a wet vag, so the sound from finger penetration is usually in the higher frequencies and more closely resembles "splick splick splick"

a couple minutes into a good fuck is when you start hearing "blurk splruk schlplurk" etc. etc.

Of course we may have differing experiences k

[cheep]

agreed... the girl, unless she doesnt know what shes doing, will be rubbing her clit furiously, not fingerfucking herself. i vote for no noise.

[Bona Drag]

it's called no noise at all

cuz bitch better be savin it for me

what what

my hair gel and true religions get em quaking at the knees

edit: did i just write a rap? word...

[cheep]

it's called no noise at all

cuz bitch better be savin it for me

what what

saving it? nah... shes already been satisfied.

you ever wonder why she always takes a shower as soon as she gets home from an extra long day at work? i know.

[Bona Drag]

because you have a thing for golden showers?

[sybaritical]

agreed... the girl, unless she doesnt know what shes doing, will be rubbing her clit furiously, not fingerfucking herself. i vote for no noise.

Gotta disagree with you there, brother.

You may or may not be aware that as you get older your sack stretches? well hate to break it to ya but Women got the same thing going on. I've Been with some older models whose flaps definitely flapped, and they was noisy, beliiiieve.

[cheep]

really? i guess all of the girls ive been with have had small labia and clits. never fucked around with anyone whos shit was really hanging down.

because you have a thing for golden showers?

nah... she just smells of sex and contest sammies.

[mizanation]

when girls get excited the juices flow, causing the splurching noises. junglejane, can you confirm this?

[doctorgnar]

This thread is useless without pics.

[Guest DUM]

This thread is useless without videos.

[Raskol]

This thread is useless without audio