best of the best!

[superdupersang]

after watching 300 (absolute crap), it got me thinking about the best fighters in history bar none.

conditions:

1. weapon of choice

2. no projectile weapons

3. both teams start from their own base 10 miles apart, fighting to be in the middle

finally was thinking one on one, but some fighters are effective due to their team play, so lets say 100 each

let the games begin!!

[Double D]

Batman.

ten characters

[red]

godzilla.

could wipe out 300 characters.

[Double D]

"Godzilla's mostly Tokyo-based, so he's probably a no-show."

"Besides, if Matthew Broderick can kill Godzilla, how tough is he?"

"Matthew Broderick did not kill Godzilla. He killed a big, dumb lizard. That was not the real Godzilla."

Rep for whoever names the show first.

[ProfMonnitoff]

Buffy... I've seen every single episode

[dino might]

superduper........................

WHY THE FUCK IS "PIRATES" NOT A CHOICE?!?!

[Double D]

Buffy... I've seen every single episode

Me too... Sufu won't let me rep you any more either.

[Double D]

superduper........................

WHY THE FUCK IS "PIRATES" NOT A CHOICE?!?!

Or zombies. Zombie pirates would be unstoppable.

[deadpan]

Yeah second zombies...just saw 28 weeks later. If you could get those zombies...

[MiniW]

gollum... no wait, hobbits... no, actually 100 gollums, yes

[seraphim]

in an ideal world, the x-men would be an option and then everyone would be owned. also, i'd like to think the scooby-gang could easily take on some ninjas or mongolian dudes with horses. as for the SAS, they're only good at taking on other soldiers or werewolves, i think they'd probably team up with the spartans.

..i forgot my point, but yeah.

[Double D]

Actually seraphim (comic book geek coming out here) technically you'd really only need one Wolverine. The guy is basically immortal... got torn in half by the Hulk and crawled until his body could heal back together. I think Magneto also rips his metal skeleton out of his body entirely, that's when he gets his bone claws forming.

/end geek

[seraphim]

^ i'm aware of his genetic mutation, and technically he was a samurai backintheday, so he could convince the samurai to join the x-men's side, and this would make one hell of a comic...

(edit: he also survived a trip into the sun, carrying a dying jean-grey in his arms)

[Double D]

Of course, I've forgotten the physical impossibility that it is for Chuck Norris to be defeated. Bruce Lee was Norris' Kryptonite, but seeing as Lee is now deceased I can only theorise that Chuck Norris is in fact immortal.

Of course, in comic-book land there would at this point be some convoluted time travel plot in which the communist remains of the KGB use their time machine to bring back Lee from 1960s communist China.

[Double D]

^ i'm aware of his genetic mutation, and technically he was a samurai backintheday, so he could convince the samurai to join the x-men's side, and this would make one hell of a comic...

(edit: he also survived a trip into the sun, carrying a dying jean-grey in his arms)

Now hold on there. Considering I have now assessed that you like Buffy, X-Men, Deftones, alcohol and fashion I can only concur that you do in fact have a big swinging penis dangling next to that phoenix of yours.

[seraphim]

ahaha, I'm also a gamer, and I burp when I drink beer. so yes, naturally, i'm male.

rock&roll

[seraphim]

Of course, I've forgotten the physical impossibility that it is for Chuck Norris to be defeated. Bruce Lee was Norris' Kryptonite, but seeing as Lee is now deceased I can only theorise that Chuck Norris is in fact immortal.

Of course, in comic-book land there would at this point be some convoluted time travel plot in which the communist remains of the KGB use their time machine to bring back Lee from 1960s communist China.

Lee was from HK, he used to fight on the roofs in mini street-fighter clubs. learn your shit, boy.

[Double D]

Brain is fuzzy today. Too much coffee and analysing Schoenberg makes it easy to mix up your Asian nations.

The whole lack of projectile weapons is fucking up my knowledge in this thread, because the clear answer to this topic would be that Chow Yun Fat would singlehandedly clean up 99 enemy warriors, save the girl and get tragically shot in the back by the dying 100th enemy.

[seraphim]

True, it's not like you mixed up B.Lee and J.Li, because then I'd have to kill you.

[Double D]

I just got an amazing image of Lee doing the equivalent of Li's 'hiphop' US movies, except they're made in the 1970s and full of ridiculous blaxploitation cliches. Sort of like a bastard hybrid of Jackie Brown and Kill Bill.

[seraphim]

sometimes i think we should set up a sort of sufuxtekkenxd.o.a kind of deal. see who's the toughest by getting members to beat on eachother until only one remains.

[Double D]

By 'fight' I presume you mean a Zoolander style walkoff:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9TeFtLOwd4

Because a real fight between a bunch of skinny fashionistas would fail miserably, unless you provided us with Mark Jacobs tote bags in which case it would be quite frankly fabulous, darling.

[seraphim]

you know cheep and hap would own the ring, and i'm betting chris would pull out some crazy skills. that, and i'd very much like to see canice beat the tar out of all the trollz.

[deadpan]

The original SAS members were students from the RCA (royal college of art). They were dropped behing enemy lines to sketch out positions of trenches, artillery etc.

[lil brown brother]

my mum hands down

[naffbdp]

German Waffen SS

they get mad evil points too

[deadpan]

German Waffen SS

they get mad evil points too

Zombie pirate Sharks.

w3m0qKiY_Ek

[superdupersang]

The original SAS members were students from the RCA (royal college of art). They were dropped behind enemy lines to sketch out positions of trenches, artillery etc.

quotation?

[Guest DUM]

Nightcrawler ftw. He'll teleport behind you, grab you and teleport away with your head.

[deadpan]

quotation?

Have no Idea...I was told this by an old lecturer at the RCA, so kinda trusted it-never looked it up though.

Edit: From Wiki;

"The Special Air Service Regiment is a Corps of the British Army under the United Kingdom legal system which authorises the raising of military forces and comprises three battalion-sized units, one Regular and two reserve units in the Territorial Army (TA), each styled as 'regiments' in accordance with British Army practice; 22 SAS Regiment being the Regular unit with 21 SAS Regiment (Artists Rifles) and 23 SAS Regiment as the TA reserve units, known as the Special Air Service (Reserve) (SAS®). The Artists Rifles appellation comes from the amalgamation in 1947 with an unusual pre-existing TA Regiment originally raised from the artistic community at a time when the Rifle Volunteer movement was at its height."