Ultimate Significant Other: Mad Hectic

[ProfMonnitoff]

god damn looks like i need strong arms and have to learn how to cook

i was planning to get a wife that cooks and a bodyguard with strong arms v:ov

[superBobo]

if he...

• challenges me intellectually
  
• finds my quirkiness adorable
  
• has great friends and family
  
• has achieved, or in the process of achieving his goals
  
• is cultured
  
• is independent
  
• dark haired, with batting eyelashes
  
• has strong arms with a layer of little fat that make me swoon
  
• has a simple wardrobe
  
• is a great kisser
  
• has an amazing music collection

i would ask him out.

if he...

• is a good boyfriend, friend, and a lover
  
• makes me feel safe and secure
  
• is able to tame my bad personal traits
  
• share the same values in all aspects of life
  
• loves my dog as much as i love her

i would ask him to marry me.

also i lik guys that wear 32 waist denim which is considered obese in SuFu standards, six-packs scare the shit out of me, and i like chest hair. fat and hairy? wtf?

if you find someone like this in your area, please FedEx him to me. thanks.

Dear Insomniac, I do belive I am the one you are looking for. Atleast when it comes to the chest hair, eyelashes and pants size department. Send the FedEx pick up guys, im available this weekend.

[ProfMonnitoff]

Dear Insomniac, I do belive I am the one you are looking for. Atleast when it comes to the chest hair, eyelashes and pants size department. Send the FedEx pick up guys, im available this weekend.

i wear size 32. also i have dark hair.

i like cats more than dogs though so you can have her if you want

[superBobo]

^^Thank you very much. No need to battle it out arm-strength wise.

[ProfMonnitoff]

i seriously think that not enough people consider pets when deciding about relationships. there's nothing better than two people that both love dogs or cats or birds or whatever in exactly the same way.

[insomaniac]

pets are as important as denim sizes.

you guys sure do treat your precious pair as i treat my little monster

[notesee]

he is your supersoulmate

how could you forget?

I'm so lost right now .. what is going on. Someone explain.