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"“I’ve always worn my sneakers with the tongues out. I get criticized for it, but it’s all good. This way you can see the entire shoe.â€

What do you do? I’m a freshman at Baruch College, majoring in finance.

Is freshman year treating you well? It’s hard. I also work five days a week at the Staten Island Mall, so there’s not much time for having fun, sadly.

What are you up to today? I’m going to a conference for YourVoice, a business that’s just starting to get big. There are a lot of people in the company making a lot of money, so hopefully within the year I’ll be one of those people.

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A moneymaking venture, eh? Basically. A lot of people are money hungry.

Including you? Yes.

So far your answers are right in keeping with the dollar bills on your sneakers. [Laughs] I love sneakers. This is my hottest pair.

Are those real bills? Yep. I bet the Nike sweatshop workers were hoping there’d be leftovers. There are only five pairs of these shoes in the world, actually. They were customized by a famous graffiti writer.

Did you pay an arm and a leg for them? I bought them for $125 in California three years ago. Then I put them on eBay just to see how high the price would go.

And? I was offered two Gs.

But you didn’t sell them? Nah; I’m one of the lucky few who own them. They’re sentimental to me.

I guess you’re not too money hungry after all. Guess not.

Does your shirt have some great story too? I got this at Supreme skate shop in Soho. It’s a limited-edition collaboration with the graffiti artist Ari. I paid $28 for it but I had to wait in line for four hours to get it.

So pretty much no one else in the world has the outfit you’ve got on today. Pretty much.

Is that a faux-hawk? It’s a Mohawk.

Do you use egg whites to hold it up? Huh? I’ve never heard of doing that. I use göt2b glue.

You certainly defy the stereotype of a clean-cut businessman. [Laughs] Yeah. I’m going to have to clean up my look if I go into finance.—Kate Lowenstein"

IF YOU ARE THIS KID, AND YOU ARE HERE ON SUPERFUTURE, I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT YOU ARE DRESSED HORRIBLY, THAT IS NOT A MOHAWK, NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR UGLY DUNK HIS, YOU ARE FUCKING STUPID IF YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT USING EGG WHITES TO HOLD UP A MOHAWK AND THEREFORE, SHOULDNT EVEN BE FUCKING SAYING THE WORD MOHAWK IN PUBLIC, AND YOUR FUCKING COMMENT ABOUT NIKE SWEATSHOP WORKERS WASNT PRESCIENT OR WITTY, IT WAS INSULTING EVEN TO ME.

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Does your shirt have some great story too? I got this at Supreme skate shop in Soho. It’s a limited-edition collaboration with the graffiti artist Ari. I paid $28 for it but I had to wait in line for four hours to get it.

That shirt is by PHASE2 ASSHOLE

I'm sure it isn't that limited and I know you didn't wait in line to cop it.

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RAISED BY WOLVES

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This shit is vintage OMC right here.

For months now, he been on this happy go lucky Avantegarde fashion tip, repwhoring hither and thither, like we were living in the 90's and Superfuture was Gansevoort street.

I mean, I like bless too and all that, but if you can't put a clown in his place might as well shoot yourself in the face...

Thanks for renewing the faith.

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I just wanna write something here so I can be subscribed to the thread. Ill think of a clever quip later. When I dont feel like strangling people.
Just use the "Thread Tools" menu item to subscribe to a thread. Then disable automatic thread subscription via "Default Thread Subscription Mode" in My Supertalk.
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here i was expecting milspex to say he was dressed better than 90% of superfuture.

Actually aside from the ridiculously played out faux hawk I think he`s dressed the same as a lot of SuFu people, ie complete shit.

He`s wearing Supreme too small and mixing too skinny jeans worn too high with dunks. Same shit a lot of SuFu people do. Basically mixing a lot of shit that doesnt go together. It makes it worse that he doesnt even know what he`s wearing (teee by Ari??? who`s a grafitti artist??? wtf??)

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Come out already and recieve the gauntlet of harrassment that you deserve Mr. Freshman Finance man!

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