When you run out...

[Tyro1]

What do you do when there's no paper left, and you really have to go...

[doczein]

i'm rarely aware pre-emptively that there's no paper left...

[kauflust]

you forgot another option: use your roommate's bath towel

[rome1]

paper towels...ouch, but it'll get the job done.

[jschenkkan]

paper towels...ouch, but it'll get the job done.

you keep paper towels in your bathroom?

[Pogi]

Use the hand towel. jk

I never run out.

[Cynlix]

Well, if it runs out while I'm sitting on the toilet, i'll go run and get some, because theres always spares in my house. But actually, I usually check if theres toilet paper before getting started

[Tyro1]

no one else ever uses newspaper?

[broneck]

yell until someone hears me and resuces my shitty ass.

[thelion1856]

i just eat it.

[mr fluffernutter]

take a shower?

[Tyro1]

take a shower?

Yeah and scrub all the dirty flakes off...

[dennisk]

heheheh... it'd be funny if tyro1 is really sitting on the toilet with his laptop pondering..

[domdomdomdom]

the last option here... although on the rare occasion, id rather go get some more

[RAISED BY WOLVES]

On the really reals....It's all about the coffee filters. It's not the most comfortable, but they flush down like a dream, with narry a clog in site.

[superdupersang]

in korea, loads of public toilets dont have tissue.

i learnt an important lesson the hard way

i cried as i used my sock and had to run away

[rome1]

you keep paper towels in your bathroom?

yeah i never figureed out why, but its all built into the wall, so i just keep them there. comes in handy sometimes.

[Guest Airjamie]

I usually walk around the house with my pants half way on asking my roommates if they have any................but oh man if its laundry day haha someones socks are FUCKED.

[deadpan]

One of my ex's brothers lived in an all-guy house. When they ran out it was like a stalemate on who would buy some first. Apparently they would use their socks, and throw them out the bathroom window into the garden. There was a big pile of socks.

[Guest Airjamie]

One of my ex's brothers lived in an all-guy house. When they ran out it was like a stalemate on who would buy some first. Apparently they would use their socks, and throw them out the bathroom window into the garden. There was a big pile of socks.

I try to hit all my friends socks instead of my own. I like my socks. Speaking of socks, has anyone ever ended up running out of clean socks and having to wear a pair that some girl left in your room (you know youve got a little collection)? Do you guys feel like a fag doing that?

[mizanation]

i use paper towels but flush after each wipe to avoid clogging.

[lil brown brother]

i dont run out .. we have a bidet ....better than tp...better than sex even

[deadpan]

i dont run out .. we have a bidet ....better than tp...better than sex even

[Tyro1]

i dont run out .. we have a bidet ....better than tp...better than sex even

So you dont wipe at all? That seems strange to me, sort of like most of the time your dishwasher works pretty well, but then occassionally you pull a bowl out that needs to be wiped down becasue it's got crusty bits stuck to it...