Moving to Pussy from anus

[mizanation]

I'll most probably be moving to Pussy from the fabulous area of Anus, and I'm nervous as hell. I'm so worried that I'm not going to like Pussy. There are only 6 entries here on superfuture for it! Are there any cool places to prod? Nice funky spots? Anything I should watch out for?

please tell me it isn't so bad...

[cheep]

watch ut for flooding... and you may run into some rough patches once you get there... ride it out and it will be worth the change of scenery.

[Sayword]

Vagina's can be icky and they get all sticky.

[DaBestSpoona]

Just FYI pussy farts just like anus does, but does not stink so dont be surprised by the farts of the pussy. Also if you hold the pussy to your ear you can hear the ocean.

[Vitamian]

Have you been Haggard-ized?

[mizanation]

^^^ what is haggard-ized?

[kauflust]

I'll most probably be moving to Pussy from the fabulous area of Anus, and I'm nervous as hell...Anything I should watch out for?

watch out for babies

[Vitamian]

^^^ what is haggard-ized?

http://www.denverpost.com/ci_5164921

[Begåvningsreserven]

BOOO!

[mizanation]

whoa.

"In investigating Haggard's assertion that his extramarital sexual contact was limited to former male escort Mike Jones, the board talked to people close to Haggard and found no evidence contradicting him, Ralph said."

what?

[sexasomniac]

whoa.

"In investigating Haggard's assertion that his extramarital sexual contact was limited to former male escort Mike Jones, the board talked to people close to Haggard and found no evidence contradicting him, Ralph said."

what?

hey wait, i thought that was donatello from the ninja turtles?

[sean_]

vaginas are way cool

[wild_whiskey]

Vag isn't as tight unless she's asian, ime. doesn't have that "vaccuum suction" effect though, which is either like it or hate it.

[Guest jmatsu]

some asian girls have loose pussies. the ramones even said something about loose asian pussy. i think it was "gabba X2 hey."

[Tyro1]

A vagina will only bleed once a month, but for a bout 4 days, but an anus but bleed everytime you fuck it, but virgin vaginas bleed as much as virgin anuses?

You have to think about playing snooker in these situations, (if the pink is covered by a red, you have to shoot the brown)

[DaBestSpoona]

bleeding anus is from bad technique

[mike lowrey]

what?

[mojinho]

Just FYI pussy farts just like anus does, but does not stink so dont be surprised by the farts of the pussy. Also if you hold the pussy to your ear you can hear the ocean.

this is the funniest thing i've read in a while

[Sayword]

was anybody ever scared of the chocha?

[mickawes]

You shouldnt go from butt to vagina in one sitting. You could give her an infection, trust.

Vag to anus is cool tho.

Just remember to be a gentleman, and a gentleman never forces a lady into anything, especially nonconsentual ass to mouth.

[willy cheesesteak]

Seventeen year olds nowadays are crazy. They're up for anything. They even like it when you go ass to mouth.

[broneck]

hooray for seventeen year olds eh?

[mr fluffernutter]

i want me a seventeen year old.

[will_i_am]

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[onemancult]

wtf, how do i miss a thread talking about underage girls?

i am all about the high school senior girls who are down for ass to mouth

because they dont know any better than to do it since they've been raised

on hardcore porno and their momma has no morals.