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ha cha ... grown Pssy runnin shit. mom said

my cat is a bother jumping on her when she tries to pray and read the bible in the morning i said mome,

```maybe you should not pray and read the bible in the morning huh!`` gotcha

paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaancake!

where that pancake movie b? wit da horsey

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obviously, you can see b'bous is an asshole... but i miss her!!

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I see your cat has taken on my life's philosophy; that is, if your hand isn't groping on a titty, then your hand is worthless

Why does everyone thing he is a she? People say it all the time. :(

Minami has the same problem, she is turning lesbian under peer pressure too. Poor girl :(

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I see your cat has taken on my life's philosophy; that is, if your hand isn't groping on a titty, then your hand is worthless

ha. my kitty is an asshole pure and simple. sad part is, i made her that way.

and jew bagel, i srsly i mean--wtf come on!

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She's 5 kilos now, she can climb the stairs and annoy me in bed, and she eats human faces for snacks.

I haven't told any of these random girls who interrupt and bother Minami during her daily strutting that the only reason my dog licks their faces and tries to jump up on them is because they smell like food. But I'm close.

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"Have you eaten bulgogi recently?"

"No...why"

"Nothing, its just that she only licks people when they smell like garlic or onions. Can I get your number by the way?"

"Oh, forgot to ask, but how would you feel about me pouring a bottle of water on you while intoxicated at 6 oclock in the morning??"

"You better know how to moonwalk."

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