Public insults.

[Vitamian]

K for your information, asshole, I have seen a lion. And not one of your crap ass queen of the jungle homoerotic pussy-cat lions. A real lion, with fangs and horns and wings and shit. Don't pull your fucking wierd ass african voodoo hypnosis crap on me when you don't even know wtf you're talking about.

I will throw some armadillos at you.

[Guest youngteam]

i think a lof of you fucks on superfuture have comedic sensibilities that are completely different from mine -- that is to say, they are wrong.

[Servo2000]

edit: somebody else find a good picture involving voodoo

I'm too bored to keep this shit up

also apparently I'm gay now

[JohnnyRed]

K for your information, asshole, I have seen a lion. And not one of your crap ass queen of the jungle homoerotic pussy-cat lions. A real lion, with fangs and horns and wings and shit. Don't pull your fucking wierd ass african voodoo hypnosis crap on me when you don't even know wtf you're talking about.

ahahaha what? I was quoting a movie man

Harry Potter

you fucking nut

[Vitamian]

[seraphieL]

edit: somebody else find a good picture involving voodoo

I'm too bored to keep this shit up

also apparently I'm gay now

The doll reminds me of those sambo caricatures.

[Vitamian]

Hypnosis:

[Servo2000]

Hypnosis:

[Vitamian]

K for your information, asshole, I have seen a lion. And not one of your crap ass queen of the jungle homoerotic pussy-cat lions. A real lion, with fangs and horns and wings and shit. Don't pull your fucking wierd ass african voodoo hypnosis crap on me when you don't even know wtf you're talking about.

Here's your lion. Be ready for his pounce.

[junglejane]

i cried when I saw the lion king, and still do. I like those kinds of lions, you know, the ones that have feelings. How do you feel about lions with feelings?

[Vitamian]

[wEstSidE]

all hail the new king of the supertrash: M1LK!

this glorious day is welcomed by all, LONG LIVE M1LK!

[fndmybetterhalf]

hahahahahha my fuckin God,...weirdest thread ive seen in awhile

[Guest Airjamie]

K for your information, asshole, I have seen a lion. And not one of your crap ass queen of the jungle homoerotic pussy-cat lions. A real lion, with fangs and horns and wings and shit. Don't pull your fucking wierd ass african voodoo hypnosis crap on me when you don't even know wtf you're talking about.

oh shit oh shit. m1lk is ted nugent.

[roundhouse]

if this is something you think that is funny or if you think this is a hoax, you should be ashamed of yourself. i can guarantee if you say that in public, people are going to kick your ass. on top of that, this is the prime reason why men are labeled as arrogant jackasses and you are the leading cause of it all, so next time you look in a mirror, think how much it would hurt to have your eyes gouge out and your tongue sheared off, cause quite frankly, i would do so.

why are you on a fashion/shopping forum?

[Thorns]

I haven't laughed this hard at a thread in SF for a longtime. people are crazy.

[Guest StuckOnStupid]

I am in reality a lesbian English literature professor at a private and expensive liberal arts college. I incessantly bash Israel and write scathing letters to men.

"...so in closing, the only way I could ever see you men as a whole making reparations for the damage your penis, or shall I say your 'zionist pig oppressor appendage', has caused, is to bulldoze the Wailing Wall and build a Palestenian Wombyn's Cultural Center on the remains. I await your prompt response."

[lilodxd]

ok, to reiterate... you shoved a tampon up your ass?

[doctorgnar]

I'm totally with you, dude. I've seen a lion before also--a real lion, with fangs and horns and wings and shit.

And for those who haven't, I believe one will be featured on the next episode of Planet Earth: The Underworld.

[Vitamian]

why are you on a fashion/shopping forum?

Perhaps he is shopping for a lover?

[junglejane]

whoever you are, that used a bid sniping system to win the jeans and sweater i've been coveting for ages, and have never before seen on ebay, I will hunt you down and kill you. slowly.

[Vitamian]

"...so in closing, the only way I could ever see you men as a whole making reparations for the damage your penis, or shall I say your 'zionist pig oppressor appendage', has caused, is to bulldoze the Wailing Wall and build a Palestenian Wombyn's Cultural Center on the remains. I await your prompt response."

Fuck off you crazy dyke.

[Thorns]

I work in stem cell research;

Are you the building's janitor?

+rep for whoever dug up the manticore

[Pandemonium]

"...so in closing, the only way I could ever see you men as a whole making reparations for the damage your penis, or shall I say your 'zionist pig oppressor appendage', has caused, is to bulldoze the Wailing Wall and build a Palestenian Wombyn's Cultural Center on the remains. I await your prompt response."

feminists don't exist.

[Guest Airjamie]

Wait....so.....my dick is jewish?

[cheapmuthafukr]

Wait....so.....my dick is jewish?

isnt it? mines half jewish, half elephant.

[seraphim]

that's a mental image and a half

[Guest Airjamie]

Im pretty confused. Can makers mark give you blueballs? My shits feel like they grew ten sizes over night. Thanks to my girlfriends quick thinking ive already busted twice since i woke up but to no avail. They are still pretty big and feel like theres a 25 lb dumbell attached to them. Im pretty sure this either has to do with the drinking or the tight pants. Either way this must be the zionist penis conspiracy you guys were talking about. Seinfeld definately has a porsche stashed in my sack.

[cheapmuthafukr]

Im pretty confused. Can makers mark give you blueballs? My shits feel like they grew ten sizes over night. Thanks to my girlfriends quick thinking ive already busted twice since i woke up but to no avail. They are still pretty big and feel like theres a 25 lb dumbell attached to them. Im pretty sure this either has to do with the drinking or the tight pants. Either way this must be the zionist penis conspiracy you guys were talking about. Seinfeld definately has a porsche stashed in my sack.

i know how you feel. its not the whisky, or the jeans. it is the team beg membership. you will get used to your gigantic balls... dont worry. ive had mine for years, and ive neve had any problems... besides the kids.

[Thorns]

i know how you feel. its not the whisky, or the jeans. it is the team beg membership. you will get used to your gigantic balls... dont worry. ive had mine for years, and ive neve had any problems... besides the kids.

I was told that I have huge balls in a strange way... like a pair of grapes on the end of a chunk of rope.