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theres something ive been meaning to tell you... your mother is a lovely woman, and years ago we shared a beautiful night in the back of a bar. she was doing lines off my cock and professing her love. i told her i couldnt stay, but id do the next best thing... give her a child. i busted and left, but always knew that my child that was conceived would be a superstar... or a danish cocksucker like his mother

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Guest jmatsu
please, im looking for my dad aswell..

somebody help me...

you're offically the new carl.

why don't you and your dad just suck each other off? isn't that legal in your country?

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thats somewhat hella funny..

wow this phrase is annoying the shit out of me. lets break it down, shall we. i consider myself an expert since i use hella 50+ times a day even at work to my superiors, so we should all know that hella is the equivelent of 'very.' so translated this phrase is 'that is somewhat very funny.' not good. rant over

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wow this phrase is annoying the shit out of me. lets break it down, shall we. i consider myself an expert since i use hella 50+ times a day even at work to my superiors, so we should all know that hella is the equivelent of 'very.' so translated this phrase is 'that is somewhat very funny.' not good. rant over

you would make a good editor! give him a break though, he's not originally an english speaking cocksucker. why he's a dannish cocksucker.

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