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please, im looking for my dad aswell..

somebody help me...

theres something ive been meaning to tell you... your mother is a lovely woman, and years ago we shared a beautiful night in the back of a bar. she was doing lines off my cock and professing her love. i told her i couldnt stay, but id do the next best thing... give her a child. i busted and left, but always knew that my child that was conceived would be a superstar... or a danish cocksucker like his mother

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theres something ive been meaning to tell you... your mother is a lovely woman, and years ago we shared a beautiful night in the back of a bar. she was doing lines off my cock and professing her love. i told her i couldnt stay, but id do the next best thing... give her a child. i busted and left, but always knew that my child that was conceived would be a superstar... or a danish cocksucker like his mother

lock superfuture

we are at the end of history

best post ever!

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dude you where that werid kid who was staring at me on the skyline and looking at my ass when i got off then i saw you walking behind me towards the bus stop man thats so creppy i was just talking to my friend about it haha wtf man fucking freaky

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why not pour all your efforts into finding your father.

then make him your lover.

kill 2 birds with one stone.

all about the time manegment. you can find a chapter on tracking down your long lost father/cheap monkey and making him into your love bitch, in my new book.

hopecover.jpg

in all good bookshops

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i thought that this thread was going to be about that indian guy again. you know the guy that wanted to know if anyone wanted to receive his sperm. im at work so i dont have time to look for it. im kinda busy it took me like 10+ minutes to type all of this

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