man stain on jeans??

[poopie boy]

ohh thanks guys... i didnt want to innitially just scrub it out because i read in the nudie website that this could cause white spots on the jeans which i wanted to avoid.. thanks and im on it

the irony of this post is classic.

[lilodxd]

6 months or bust.

...

[julianREE]

if you're not going to wash your jeans after you stained them with your own mansauce...

...just wash them.

[jpgm]

can you take some better pics? cant really see what youre referring to.

[chronoaug]

If you don't wait 6 months before washing THEY'LL BE RUINED!!!!

Seriously, man. Wash your fucking jeans. You can still get fades. People are way too worried about "ruining" jeans. Is mynudies.com to blame for all of this? Is it bringing a bunch of chavs into the dry denim who ask inane questions?

[jwied82]

very sadly, i think it is nudies in general (and i suppose largely mynudies.com) that has alot to do with this. Mynudies.com was not bad when i first started going there, but its gotten progressively worse. I understand people just getting into something wont know everything right away, but the lack of common sense is astounding. Like, common sense would dictate "do not take pics of freshly semen stained jeans and post pics ona web-forum asking what to do." Common sense would also dictate "the more you wear your jeans, and the more physically active you are while wearing them, the faster the indigo will fade." but still there are people who have to have someone else write this out for them in order to understand it.

and if this thread isn't on mynudies also, it damn well needs to be. haha

But whatever, this thread is instant classic.

+ rep for OP for some of the funniest shit ever on here. I still can't get over the its about an hour old part, almost makes me think this is a funny hoax.

[chronoaug]

Who started the immortal 6 month rule? I love posts about people who are worried about washing their jeans even though they have gravy and pudding stains everywhere and just shit themselves, but it's only 5 months and 15 days, so they're not allowed to wash them by law or they'll ruin their wicked awesome fades.

[xerikx]

i hope your friends call you paper machet leg now

[moykky]

Well, I think we need to discuss more deeply about this problem. It's not only how to clean the "man stain" but how to prevent it happening again? What caused the "man stain" in first place? I'm sure this is very fruitfull since there must be many superfuturians who are too embarrassed to come forward with their "man stains". Lets rid the world of nasty "man stains"!

[Sammy You]

6 months (till we bump this)

[Pandemonium]

more pictures please.

and god, wash the damn thing.

[wtap dat ass]

AHHHHHAHAHHAHAAAAAAa...how the hell did you do that?

[Pandemonium]

i think this thread requires a sticky.

[deadpan]

Just rub some fresh shit on it to cover it up. Gets rid of my stains everytime...WARNING...shit MUST be FRESH or else it won't work (the runnier the better)

[denimdestroyedmylife]

new forum: superdenim bukkake!

[holotekor]

i think this thread requires a sticky.

i think this thread is sticky enough.

anyways, just stick the stain in your mouth and suck it out.

[plongin]

i think this thread is sticky enough.

anyways, just stick the stain in your mouth and suck it out.

hahaha good one.

JUST FUCKING THROW YOUR JEANS IN THE WASH. IS THAT SO HARD TO DO??

[baladoongdoong]

you might wanna add more man stains elsewhere?!?

create the first man-stained styled nudie denims ever!!!

hahahaaaaa

[baladoongdoong]

did you think 'NUDIE' as realllllly nude jeans????

in the sense that when u jack off or watsoever, its not really there?????

anyway, this is one AWESOME thread!

I almost DIED laughing!!! mwahahahahahaha

[bklynbenz]

lmao this is too funny

[headcoat]

Now this is what Superfuture is all about..

[MiniW]

shit I don't know what you should do about your jeans but I DO know your worst fucking nightmare right now is to be on roomraiders (gay ed. of course).

go wash your jeans now

[kolourhero]

It's all about character. Keep them, they'll make the fading process much more interesting. let me suggest squirting a few more spots around to give it that personalised feel.

[greentalks43]

Wow, dry denim is getting to the point where its ridiculous.

[cheapmuthafukr]

Wow, dry denim is getting to the point where its ridiculous.

getting??????

its been that way since people started wearing nasty jeans because of some arbitrary rule a company came up with in marketing.

these are fucking samurais... a wash will not dent them...

oh, to the OP, next time swallow.

[englandmj7]

This just might be the greatest thread of all time.

[Seething Tortoise]

hahahahaha, oh wow

[salaami]

indigo is not water solvent, so if u soak them with a little dr.bronners, u should be fine. i always take off my samurais before i pull out the jammie. now youre either the bill clinton\lewinsky of superdenim, depending on your preference:D

[hipset]

at least he searched for this topic before posting. oh but this reminds me, if i wipe my ass while wearing dry denim will it affect the wear?

[deadpan]

Not unless there's jizz on the paper first.