blank is the new blank

[Tisswat]

Teheran is the new Istanbul

[lilodxd]

talking is the new listening.

[snugglepony]

Voting liberal is the new having down syndrome.

not funny dude. in addition to having back cancer my mom is also a downer.

in closing, your mom's pre-orgasmic grunting is my new ringtone.

[englandmj7]

not funny dude. in addition to having back cancer my mom is also a downer.

in closing, your mom's pre-orgasmic grunting is my new ringtone.

How did you get it? We haven't even released it yet!

Fucking thief! Damn you kids and your bit-torrent sites.

[artificialsky]

braidkid's girlfriend is the new junglejane

[red]

braidkid's girlfriend is the new junglejane

WHERE!?!??!??!!

*looks around frantically*

[GoodHustle]

WHERE!?!??!??!!

*looks around frantically*

http://www.superfuture.com/supertalk/showpost.php?p=323176&postcount=22874

[Crillz]

Luisaviaroma nip slips are the new Maria Ozawa

http://luisaviaroma.com/ecnew/Collections/SchedaProd.aspx?Outlet=False&CodStagione=45I&CodCollezione=G06&CodArticolo=9

[artificialsky]

britney spears is the new michael jackson

[superdupersang]

britney will be the new anne nicole smith

yeah i know i got it from the national enquier

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braidkid's girl looks good. i just hope her feet don't smell like brie cheese.

[Selegna]

bitch is whatever..

i'd take a brick of brie and some sourdough over her anyday.

IT'S THAT NEW 07 SHIT SON!!

[Mango]

Dior Homme is the new Diesel

[Contingency Plan]

Brown is the new black (not racist)

[JesseJB]

"green" is the new "premium"

[wEstSidE]

i like the color green...

over-supremed is the new over-diored

[Corbin Law]

jeep is the new dismal future

[poly800rock]

i said it in another thread but...

wEstSidE is the new Ims

[wEstSidE]

i don't really see how that applies...i'm not a troll, or at least i don't intend to be. i offer help with things unlike that idiot who didn't do shit except show up at that toronto thing and yell about immigrants.

[Corbin Law]

yeah westside is not on any sort of Ims level. vague similarities. but x is the new x worthy

[Caps Lock]

Fixie is the new skateboard

[Comma H]

lucky cloud is the new sidneylo

[Francis Begbie]

Reviving months old threads is the new letting them die.

[Westbrook]

menstral blood is the new will farrell

[denimdestroyedmylife]

babies are the new carrion

[snugglepony]

turning 29 is the new turning 28

[the_state]

visvim is the new bape.

[ouss]

visvim is the new bape.

not yet 1234

[cheep]

selling out is the new keepin it real

[Charged]

Kanye is the new Will Smith