blank is the new blank

[digital_denim]

You've announced (publicly) that your account is forfeit.

I'd like to call dibs on his username.

[artificialsky]

banksy is the new damien hirst

[JesseJB]

Tom Waits is the new Bob Dylan.

Audrey Hepburn is the new Marilyn Monroe.

Darfur is the new Tibet.

The North Face is the new Helly Hansen.

Scotch is the new Wine.

Ballard is the new Capitol Hill.

Gamers are the new Honda tuners.

Hyphy is the new crunk.

Saying you listen to vintage country music is the new saying you listen to 80's metal.

Urban Outfitters is the new Abercrombie.

Plain tees are the new vintage print tees.

[cheapmuthafukr]

ande whalls are the new apcs

oral sex is the new kissing

fitted loose is the new skinny

lsd is the new tv

[JesseJB]

Kobe is the new rib eye

[denimdestroyedmylife]

babies are the new humans

[DJ_Flame]

DDML is the new Jesus.

[junglejane]

will ddml strike me down if I take his name in vain?

[cheapmuthafukr]

ddml damnit jj...

iconic is the new ironic.

[artificialsky]

cloak desert boots are the new shemaghs

[RockTheVote]

I am the new GOD.. this should end here

[Corbin Law]

ana nicole smith is the new bape

both dead.

[chizzua]

I read in the newspaper that gay is the new black. Whatever that means.

[digital_denim]

See chris chris chris thread and excommunication of Bed^^^

[lil brown brother]

ana nicole smith is the new bape

both dead.

no you di'int......

[diewhitegirls]

Highwater pants are the new stacking.

[JesseJB]

Highwater pants are the new stacking.

fuck I cant wait to do that this spring. Sperrys here I come.

[snugglepony]

right right.

menomena are the new flaming lips; they're also the new tv on the radio.

[artificialsky]

miller high life is the new pabst blue ribbon

[bruised]

Ballard is the new Capitol Hill.

how so? what am i missing out on?

"anal is the new oral"

-deaf frat guy

[cheapmuthafukr]

how so? what am i missing out on?

"anal is the new oral"

-deaf frat guy

oh... im not a frat guy, never went to college. i just see the times changing, and lots of girls wanting it in the ass, but saying they dont in front of thier friends...

[JesseJB]

Cheap is right. Its easier to get, too, in my experience. Really.

And yeah...I hear about things going down in Ballard a helluvalot more than Capitol Hill anymore.

[bruised]

oh... im not a frat guy, never went to college. i just see the times changing, and lots of girls wanting it in the ass, but saying they dont in front of thier friends...

haha, no cheap, i didn't mean you were a frat guy. i was asking jesse about ballard (a town near seattle)

the quote: "anal is the new oral" is a catch phrase from a guy that goes by "deaf frat guy" on the adam corolla morning radio show show.. good shiz.

[artificialsky]

skytops are the new dunks

[Liberation1945]

obama is the new osama

[snugglepony]

obama is the new osama

ugh.

newscorp is the new your brain.

[Liberation1945]

the new new york post is the new new york post

[JesseJB]

houndstooth is the new monograms

[JesseJB]

Bipolar was the new ADD. Anxiety was the new Bipolar. Restless leg syndrome is the new anxiety. medical what!

[englandmj7]

ugh.

newscorp is the new your brain.

Voting liberal is the new having down syndrome.