Random Thoughts...

[sawn-off chef]

lways a fall asleep drunk and wake up an hour and a half later still drunk concept.

[sawn-off chef]

no rest for the wicked :\

[redX]

sounds like you need a better drinking partner scott

[jeepster]

lol

I was his drinking partner last night

along with other assorted supergays.

[Spaghettini]

got mad because a jackhammer woke me up at 745 today

then i realized that i forgot to set my alarm last night, and i wouldve been late if it wasnt for that jackhammer

morning blessings

[sawn-off chef]

they're gutting the apartment above mine so that woke me up around 6:45, i'm quite pissed since i only got sleep around 6.

[e0d9n0b5]

they're gutting the apartment above mine so that woke me up around 6:45, i'm quite pissed since i only got sleep around 6.

i got off work at midnight, going to work again at my other job in 15 mins(730am), didn't sleep i tried and i tried but i just lay there trying to dislodge tonsiloliths

[thaiison]

who should i be to a celebrity-theme party?

NEED HEELP

[e0d9n0b5]

who should i be to a celebrity-theme party?

NEED HEELP

ted kennedy's brain tumor

[NatseOklim]

Fuck people who commit suicide by jumping in front of a train. 15 minute train journey turned into a 2 hour 2 bus journey. Had to throw away some food I bought too because I don't trust chicken or seafood (bought for the weekend) that has been on a hot bus for 2 hours.

[crissyw]

fuck man that sucks

also goddamn where did that happen????

[NatseOklim]

Wandsworth Common. I've had my journey disrupted 3 times so far this year due to a fatality. They're nearly always suicides too, not accidents. Can't be fun for the train driver or the police who have to clean up. I passed the station on the bus and there were 4 police walking the tracks, looking for pieces...

[julzkind]

just killed a bug in mid-air by clapping my hands

and his guts squirted on my face =/

naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasty

[Hendodo]

^^ yesterday night, i tried to kill a mosquito... i missed, and woke up with a bite under my chin

[Vampyrvargfesten]

i need/am looking a cake recipe that utilizes yoohoo or chocolate malt :/

[redX]

just killed a bug in mid-air by clapping my hands

and his guts squirted on my face =/

naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasty

i'm sorry gurl but that's just maaad funny rofl

@jeep sounds like suprgays don't know how to bingedrink properly

[mrchariybrown]

I will show you the way

in other news, I cracked my car's front lip

time for some bondo and spray paint

[dy616]

Just feeling like utter and complete shit for the past year.

[Analog]

... i just lay there trying to dislodge tonsiloliths

AcC_8wdL-FE

[willy cheesesteak]

IT'S OVER NINE THOUSANNNNNNNNNNND!!!

s-PNF2AVRB4

[sybaritical]

I got the Vespa back from the repair shop and it actually works so I'm no longer having thoughts about turning it into a coffee machine.

[femelle]

I think the woman on the balcony above me is participating in a dating service via phone. She's been talking about herself for the past fifteen minutes and there is no one else up there

[NatseOklim]

I think the woman on the balcony above me is participating in a dating service via phone. She's been talking about herself for the past fifteen minutes and there is no one else up there

Maybe she's like my old flatmate? I was at a pub with her and 2 other friends once and I nearly had to fight a middle aged man who decided he'd had enough of her talking non stop about herself for the past 30 minutes and wanted to remonstrate with her.

[whitney]

or maybe she's a telephone sex operator..?

[femelle]

Hm, no this isn't something anyone would touch it to this is something so horrific I have to sit and smoke and listen. I wonder if he or she is still on the line or if miss full of it is talking to herself now

[Guest Phrost]

WHITNEY'S BACK!!!!!!!!!

what did you do while you were in exile

<3

[whitney]

hey!

i went shopping

when theres nothing else to do on the internet i shop.

course when the bill comes then its like >.<

[Guest Phrost]

whitney model this for me so i can get lots of bidders

[NatseOklim]

Your cardigan has labia minora

[whitney]

whitney model this for me so i can get lots of bidders

send it to me and i'll sell it for you.

then we go halfsies?