party kids / scenesters? hipsters? rich kids?

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only if i wanst so frail and gay myself, i would fking kill this kid named matt.. fkin weird kid. shit.

haha you talkin bout me?

[dry the rain]

ok, at the risk of starting everything in the wrong direction again: lms, how can you hate on people here for not getting out enough when you're spending your free time here too? i get out and about, but if i'm bored at home and want to kill some time, i come here.

and to get back on track: yeah, that was usher.

also, with the calf girl: yeah, she's got weird calves, but she's pretty. isn't that more important? it is to me at least. i don't think odd calves count as a deal-breaker in my book.

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i think she's hot and the calves turn me on in a perverse kinda way. i'd smash.

[Servo2000]

i think she's hot and the calves turn me on in a perverse kinda way. i'd smash.

I have respect for that, in a perverse kind of way. I'd never get near her.

[onemancult]

I have respect for that, in a perverse kind of way. I'd never get near her.

that's cause you don't seem like the kind of guy that is into statutory rape.

[poly800rock]

that's cause you don't seem like the kind of guy that is into statutory rape.

she'd be statutory raping servo......

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she's underage? damn...i never woulda thunk it.

[Servo2000]

she'd be statutory raping servo......

I'm sorely tempted to make that my sig.

[onemancult]

i've looked up the age of consent, servo, and you're good to go in:

iowa

south carolina.

[Servo2000]

i've looked up the age of consent, servo, and you're good to go in:

iowa

south carolina.

Are you kidding me? I don't even go outside anymore, the NAMBLA's always a-watchin'

[dry the rain]

ok, that's one of the funnier things i've read in a long time. man boy love servo style (more accurately the lack thereof)

[onemancult]

Are you kidding me? I don't even go outside anymore, the NAMBLA's always a-watchin'

... wearing womenswear hasn't thrown your scent, buddy?

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hey onemancult, i know you get around the NY scene...pls PM me the myspace of the girl w/ the big calves. thx.

[onemancult]

after i'm done with her, sure.

trick gives the ill calfjobs.

[Servo2000]

trick gives the ill calfjobs.

Absolutely terrifying.

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calfjobs...that's a new one. i was aware of footjobs and even anklejobs, but the calf looks like groundbreaking territory. i think you may have just struck a goldmine my friend.

[onemancult]

so, i googled "calf job" and the first link is a err uhh... beastiality message board

called BeastForum.com

"There is no blow job on earth thats quite like a Calf job!! "

zoomaster

... they do a WAYFT... what animal are you fucking today?

[mr fluffernutter]

so, i googled "calf job" and the first link is a err uhh... beastiality message board

called BeastForum.com

"There is no blow job on earth thats quite like a Calf job!! "

zoomaster

... they do a WAYFT... what animal are you fucking today?

I used to lurk beastforum.

[Servo2000]

I used to lurk beastforum.

He's got a dark green e-peen there now.

[onemancult]

you haven't seen MTV true life, i want plastic surgury. Guy got a calf implant. no lie

i saw that shit, it was ridiculous.

the little pussyfart lived out of a hotel room for a week and couldn't even hobble over to the door to pay for his shitty midwest pizza.

and then at the club, he greased up his calves and showed em off to the ladies and the ladies didn't give two shits about a greased up guido calf.

[damnIam]

calfjobs...that's a new one. i was aware of footjobs and even anklejobs, but the calf looks like groundbreaking territory. i think you may have just struck a goldmine my friend.

For Calfjob see the movie: The Cowboy Way, terrible movie with Kieffer S. and Wood H. but definitive as far as the "calfjob" goes.

[cheapmuthafukr]

oh, what i would do to those calf muscles on that girl. and everything inbetween.

[seraphim]

oh, what i would do to those calf muscles on that girl. and everything inbetween.

that just brought really disturbing mental images to mind. perhaps I think too literally..

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I still need Calves' myspace....

[Bijan]

My father lives in NYC and my mother lives in LA. We also have a summer homes in France, Hong Kong, and Argentina. My father is contantly traveling, and I like to spend time in Chicago with my friends whenever I get the chance. Again, work hard, play harder!!1.

And you get to play in a punk band!? Homes on 4 continents is always great for some serious punk rock cred.

Drop and gobble, shithead.

[Crillz]

Seriously. Sometimes I look at Cobrasnake and look at the LA kids and think to myself "What the fuck are they thinking." But then again, if I know I'm not gonna be on The Cobrasnake, then why bother looking at it at all?

Haha I gotta tell you, some of the "new generation" of wannabe-party-hipsters at my high school idolize you (I saw your picture around here somewhere)! There's a picture of you in a veritable shooting gallery of who's-who in the NYC party scene in a glass case as an "art exhibit." And it's in an entirely reverent, non-ironic way too! Man if they knew I could communicate with you somehow...

[RAISED BY WOLVES]

Haha I gotta tell you, some of the "new generation" of wannabe-party-hipsters at my high school idolize you (I saw your picture around here somewhere)! There's a picture of you in a veritable shooting gallery of who's-who in the NYC party scene in a glass case as an "art exhibit." And it's in an entirely reverent, non-ironic way too! Man if they knew I could communicate with you somehow...

You go to St. Ann's or some shit? That sounds right up their alley...

[kossoyan]

is anyone going to list any parties, that would be cool.

[Lucas0607]

those CALVES look like floaters.

Wonder what they look like when she wriggles and shakes her legs...

[seanfromiran]

is anyone going to list any parties, that would be cool.

post a nude waywt to get into the SNUG, all your answers are there.