a quote.

[red]

i need one for my school year book. you think theyd accept a begs quote?

but yes. suggestions please. something about the future. or death. or some shit.

[englandmj7]

You choose:

I ain’t never seen an ass like that / The way you move it, you make my peepee go DOING DOING DOING

New Kids On the Block had a bunch of hits / Chinese food makes me sick / And I think it's fly when girls stop by for the summer, for the summer.

I’ve got something to say

I raped your mother today

And it doesn't matter much to me

As long as she spreads

All your base are belong to us.

dibble dobble dingle

ring-a-dong bang herb

dong-a-daily-news

with a blues clues magoo

mister manpie, ninja stands by

ticklish samurai, daniel-san say goodbye

[Carl]

“The thing about photography is that the photographer really has only two basic controls: where you stand; and when you press the button. From the invention of photography it's never changed…basically, these two decisions are what photography is about. In this respect, photography depends on the photographer having a personal point of view and being clear in his mind about what he's trying to do. If you are clear about that, then where you stand and when you press the button take care of themselves.”

-David Hurn

[Guest DUM]

"Quoting: the act of repeating erroneously the words of another."

- Ambrose Bierce

[chromesquared]

"Half the world is composed of people who have something to say and can't, and the other half who have nothing to say and keep on saying it."

-- Robert Frost

"Dance like nobody's watching; love like you've never been hurt. Sing like nobody's listening; live like it's heaven on earth."

-- Mark Twain

"Everybody needs his memories. They keep the wolf of insignificance from the door."

-- Saul Bellow

"Remember that there is nothing stable in human affairs; therefore avoid undue elation in prosperity, or undue depression in adversity."

-- Socrates

”I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours."

-- Stephen Roberts

Let us know what you decide to write.

N.

[poly800rock]

"get on chat, me and cheap are cybering."

-red

[Guest DUM]

^Best one ever.

[Ahlvahroe]

i once got a list, dont remember where, for the 100 greatest things said by men. they are not all gems but there are some good ones. i sorry if this is too big but i will cut and paste them. enjoy?

100 Greatest Sayings by Men

"Life being what it is, one dreams of revenge."

-Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec

"There are two things no man will not admit he cannot do well - drive and make love."

-Sterling Moss

"The road to truth is long, and lined the entire way with annoying bastards."

-Alexander Jablokov

"There are no rules here. We're just trying to accomplish something."

-Thomas Edison

"God gave man both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time."

-Robin Williams, on Clinton/Lewinsky

"Death be not proud."

-John Donne

"Dyin' is a pain in the ass"

-Frank Sinatra

"If there's anything in the world I hate, it's leeches - filthy little devils!"

-Humphry Bogart, as Charlie Alnutt in The African Queen

"I will be so brief I have already finished."

-Salvador Dali, in the worlds' shortest speech

"Knowledge speaks but wisdom listens."

-Jimi Hendrix

"Be like a duck. Calm on the surface, but always paddling like the dickens."

-Michael Caine

"My classmates would copulate with anything that moved, but I never saw any reason to limit myself."

-Emo Philips

"No sane man will dance."

-Cicero

"I always turn to the sports page first. They record people's accomplishments. The front page has nothing but man's failure."

-Chief Justice Earl Warren

"Happiness makes up in height for what it lacks in length"

-Robert Frost

"Assassins!"

-Arturo Toscanini to his orchestra

"If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates."

-Jay Leno

"This the way the world ends; not with a bang, but a whimper."

-T.S. Eliot

"We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender."

-Winston Churchill, 1940

"Political power grows out of the barrel of a gun."

-Mao-Tse Tung

"The ballot is stronger than the bullet."

-Abraham Lincoln

"Once integrity is lost, the rest is a piece of cake."

Larry Hagman, as J.R. Ewing

"It's no wonder the truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense."

-Mark Twain

"Love your enemies."

-Jesus

"Love conquers all."

-Virgil

"I've had 18 straight whiskeys. I think that's the record."

-poet Dylan Thomas, just before his death in 1953

"We were bastards. You have to be a bastard to make it, and that's a fact. And the Beatles were the biggest bastards on earth."

-John Lennon, on the early days

"What God hath joined together no man ever shall put asunder. God will take care of that."

-George Bernard Shaw

"Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one."

-Albert Einstein

"We will go through the Hun like crap though a goose."

George C. Scott, as Gen. George Patton in Patton

"Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung."

-Voltaire

"If you aren't fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm."

-Vince Lombardi

"I hear and forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand."

-Confucius

"Yippie-ky-yay, motherfuckers!"

-Bruce Willis, as Detective John McClane in Die Hard

"I sound my barbaric yawp over the roofs of the world."

-Walt Whitman

"Nyuck, nyuck!"

-Curly Howard

"Art is a lie that makes us realize the truth."

-Pablo Picasso

"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."

-Billy Crystal, as Mitch Robbins in City Slickers

"Love and do what you will."

-St. Augustine

"The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course."

-Billy Graham

"Sometime they'll give a war and nobody will come."

-Carl Sandburg

"Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city."

-George Burns

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."

-Benjamin Franklin

"Weaseling out of things is important to learn, It's what separates us from the animals. Except the Weasel."

-Homer Simpson

"Maybe this world is another planet's hell."

-Aldous Huxley

"Your ignorance cramps my conversation."

-Anthony Hope

"Of course [God] will forgive me. It's his business."

-Heinrich Heine, on his deathbed

"We going to bomb them back into the Stone Age."

-Gen. Curtis LeMay, on North Vietnam

"You don't have a soul. You are a soul. You have a body."

-C.S. Lewis

"Oh G*d Damn it we forgot the silent prayer!"

-Dwight D. Eisenhower

"If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever."

-George Orwell

"Love is a sever mental disorder."

-Plato

"Money will not make you happy, and happy will not make you money."

-Groucho Marx

"The time is always right to do right."

-Nelson Mandela

"Is that your final answer?"

-Regis Philbin

"Red meat is not bad for you. Now, blue-green meat, that's bad for you."

-Tommy Smothers

"In the fight between you and the world, back the world."

-Franz Kafka

"I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin, but by the content of their character."

-Martin Luther King Jr.

"If you want to test a man's character, give him power."

-Abraham Lincoln

"Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, that we shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose nay foe to assure he survival and success of liberty."

-John F. Kennedy

"There are not enough Indians in the world to defeat the Seventh Cavalry."

-Gen. George Armstrong Cluster

"I ain't got no quarrel with them Viet Cong."

-Muhammad Ali

"My wife has a slight impediment in her speech, Every now and then she stops to breathe."

-Jimmy Durante

"Everything flows and nothing stays."

-Heraclitus

"I wasn't born with enough middle fingers."

-Marilyn Manson

"We are here on the earth to fart around. Don't let anyone tell you any different."

-Kurt Vonnegut

"The gods too are fond of a joke."

-Aristotle

"It is amazing how complete is the delusion that beauty is goodness."

-Leo Tolsty

"I know nothing except the fact of my ignorance.'

-Socrates

"I never cared about acceptance as much as I cared about respect."

-Jackie Robinson

"The ink of the scholar is more sacred than the blood of the martyrs."

-Muhammad

"I couldn't wait for success, so I went ahead without it."

-Jonathan Winters

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

-Albert Einstein

"At 18 our convictions are hills from which we look; at 45 they are caves in which we hide."

-F. Scott Fitzgerald

"The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good."

-Samuel Johnson

"If I have seen farther than others. It is by standing on the shoulders of giants."

-Isaac Newton

"If I have not seen as far as others, it is because giants were standing on my shoulders."

-Hal abelson, MIT professor

"I write as a sow piddles."

-Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

"Love does not consist of gazing at each other, but in looking together in the same direction."

-Antione de Saint-Exupery

"You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it."

-Henny Youngman

"Rules are made for people who aren't willing to make up their own mind."

-Chuck Yeager

"It is well that war is so terrible. We should grow too fond of it."

-Robert E. Lee

"If you are going through hell, keep going."

-Winston Churchill

"Hear me my chiefs. I am tired; my heart is sick and sad. From Where the sun now stands I will fight no more forever."

-Chief Joseph

"If you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast."

-Woody Allen

"We're lost but we're making good time."

-Yogi Berra

"When the president does it, that means it's not illegal."

-Richard Nixon

"It depends upon what the meaning of the word "is" is."

-Bill Clinton

"Never play cards with a man called Doc. Never eat at a place called Mom's. Never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own."

-Nelson Algren

"I could eat alphabet soup and shit better lyrics."

-Johnny Mercer, on a British musical

"If I find 10,000 ways something won't work, I haven't failed."

-Thomas Edison

"Greed works!"

-Michael Douglas, as Gordon Gecko in Wall Street

"When Turkeys mate they think of swans."

-Johnny Carson

"Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition."

-Howell Forgy, at Pearl Harbor

"Every Woman should marry-and no man should."

-Benjamin Disraeli

"There is a theory that states that if anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened."

-Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

"One of the nicest things about life is the way we must regularly stop whatever it is we are doing and devote our attention to eating."

-Luciano Pavarotti

"Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music."

-Frank Zappa

"The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants."

-Thomas Jefferson

"Let's Roll."

-Todd Beamer, a passenger on doomed Flight 93, as he and the others moved to overcome the hijackers.

[Dick Danger]

if you're gonna stick your hand up someone's butt use crisco

[xcoldricex]

"hell yeah baby!"

-carl

[nairb49]

"There are two things no man will not admit he cannot do well - drive and make love."

-Sterling Moss

jesus, that sentence is some piece of work.

[Guest StuckOnStupid]

The trouble with being educated is that it takes a long time; it uses up the better part of your life and when you are finished what you know is that you would have benefited more by going into banking.

Philip K. Dick

[djrajio]

The trouble with being educated is that it takes a long time; it uses up the better part of your life and when you are finished what you know is that you would have benefited more by going into banking.

Philip K. Dick

Heh. This is too true. It's not even funny.

[xcoldricex]

haha i got myself into the wrong profession

[red]

when i turned it in, all got to see were englands (which are so profound) so i had 30 minutes to chose one. i chose:

"im probably the smartest man i know."

-john laroche

but then i thought the humor intended to go with that quote wouldnt last as long as the yearbook itself. so i chose:

"Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself."

-leo tolstoy

but im regretting it already. i want to use that p.k. dick one. the tolstoy one sounds so, for the lack of a better word, corny.

ill see if i can change it.

anyways, keep the quotes coming.

[seraphim]

"For doubting pleases me as much as knowing"

- Dante, Inferno

[RAISED BY WOLVES]

Red...

Go with any of these from Rivers Edge if you can change it. And your right, the quote you went with is trash.

"I'm gonna put another quarter in this machine and take over the fuckin' universe"-Layne

"You young people are a disgrace to the human race. To all living things, to plants even. You shouldn't be seen in the same room with a cactus."-Tony

"I feel like someone dipped me in used cooking oil."-Clarissa

"Get your nunchuks and your dad's car. I know where we can get a gun."-Tim

[superdupersang]

“To himself everyone is immortal; he may know that he is going to die, but he can never know that he is dead.â€

Samuel Butler

I have

Immortal longings in me.

William Shakespeare, "Antony and Cleopatra", Act 5 scene 2

You can kill a man but you can't kill an idea.

Medgar Evers

and my personal favourite:

Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much. - Oscar Wilde

[mlproject]

my senior quote was minor threat...

"We're not the first,

I hope we're not the last

'Cause I know we're all heading

for that adult crash

The times is so little, the time belongs to us

Why is everybody in such a fucking rush?

[prima]

"Suck a dick, no homo"

Camron Giles