How many wipes?

[ruprecht]

three, for luck.

[cheapmuthafukr]

till its clean

[witts]

till its clean

10 fucking characters

[damnIam]

Just wiping is not sufficient!

[keri]

awwww did mommy & daddy forget to tell you? How sad.

baby wipes are key.

[lil brown brother]

we have a bidet ..... so none

[junglejane]

the BIDET is key. america, jump on the bandwagon!!

[oOmegaOo]

Bidets freak me out.

[mr fluffernutter]

As many as it fucking takes

[Guest DUM]

^^Cosign, I had one when I live in Sicily...never used it,

[thomas_highstreet]

stink nuggets

[englandmj7]

I have my boyfriend Diesel clean it up for me.

[ruprecht]

bidets are harder with, ahem, dangling balls - very labour intensive. and what do you dry your )*( with?

wet pants or a bad house guest, surely?

[werdtoyourmoms]

I have my boyfriend Diesel clean it up for me.

he told me he wanted an open relationship. i just wanted a little more commitment.

[Ahlvahroe]

till its clean

i never understood this 10 character thing till i just tried to post 'yes'

[crisis]

none, got tabo?

[red]

bidets in japan play music.

[HEWSINATOR]

I was once given the advice of "until the paper is white or red."

[ally fu]

Till you strike an 'Ace'.

[siznam]

depends on how much tapatio and beer i consumed the night before....