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  1. 1. WTF?!?

    • i want a supreme shirt with ozawa
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    • i want a supreme shirt with dizon
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Dizon's face is not as pretty as Ozawa's face, and this is a scientific fact proven by careful structural analysis performed by a respected team of scientists and doctors based in Pitchatent University.

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Ozawa has fucked up teeth though

but who doesn't i guess

her teeth aren't THAT fucked up, and that is a minor flaw that is easily

fixed... especially when compared to everything wrong about Dizon.

like her fugly fucking face and her thin, strange, testicle-shaped head.

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her teeth aren't THAT fucked up, and that is a minor flaw that is easily

fixed... especially when compared to everything wrong about Dizon.

like her fugly fucking face and her thin, strange, testicle-shaped head.

Oh, like you wouldn't be all over it if you saw her in a bar.

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i so get you! but the real problem for me with ozawa is that she still smells of the 5000 cocks she took simulataneously yesterday

just because there's no video doesn't mean that Dizon doesn't do DVDA daily.

basically, Team Ozawa understands that it takes a real man to look past a woman's past and see into her heart, see who she truly is, and love her for that.

not only that, but we've learned to do it over and over and over again.

Team Dizon can't take that away from us...

we're the strong yet sensitive perverts.

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just because there's no video doesn't mean that Dizon doesn't do DVDA daily.

basically, Team Ozawa understands that it takes a real man to look past a woman's past and see into her heart, see who she truly is, and love her for that.

not only that, but we've learned to do it over and over and over again.

Team Dizon can't take that away from us...

we're the strong yet sensitive perverts.

HAHA thats a bitch move

"Real men" don't love them hoes.

Real men fuck the hoes "real men" love.

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just because there's no video doesn't mean that Dizon doesn't do DVDA daily.

basically, Team Ozawa understands that it takes a real man to look past a woman's past and see into her heart, see who she truly is, and love her for that.

not only that, but we've learned to do it over and over and over again.

Team Dizon can't take that away from us...

we're the strong yet sensitive perverts.

Since when has eating cocks been Ozawa's past? That's what she does for a living for christ's sake. It is her past, present and future. Dizon is a model, a tv show host, and a singer. She is far too busy promoting her new single to be f*cking around like Ozawa.

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HAHA thats a bitch move

"Real men" don't love them hoes.

Real men fuck the hoes "real men" love.

yeah, that's "Real Men".

"Real Men" also end up:

1. dying alone,

2. of syphilis

so go on and be a "Real Man", brother,

enjoy all the pussy, and when you stare

down at the cold, gaping maw that is

swallowing your manhood tonight, please

realize that as you moan in delight, a tiny

army of disease is crawling it's way up

your urethra into your bloodstream.

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Since when has eating cocks been Ozawa'a past? That's what she does for a living for christ's sake. It is her past, present and future. Dizon is a model, a tv show host, and a singer. She is far too busy promoting her new single to be f*cking around like Ozawa.

you missed the joke.

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and i just think it is a bit naive to assume that Dizon doesn't have the capacity to be a total megaslut behind-the-scenes.

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and i just think it is a bit naive to assume that Dizon doesn't have the capacity to be a total megaslut behind-the-scenes.

See, but that's superkinky, while exposed & obvious megawhoredom is just superdisappointing.

Edit: According to Maria Ozawa's wikipedia entry:

She has little scar near her right eyebrow.

!!Damaged Goods!! Trash plz.

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yeah, that's "Real Men".

"Real Men" also end up:

1. dying alone,

2. of syphilis

so go on and be a "Real Man", brother,

enjoy all the pussy, and when you stare

down at the cold, gaping maw that is

swallowing your manhood tonight, please

realize that as you moan in delight, a tiny

army of disease is crawling it's way up

your urethra into your bloodstream.

No, that happens when you fuck ozawa.

So keep loving hoes for "who they are" and look past their mistakes.

In 9 months you'll be taking care of a another mens kids.

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No, that happens when you fuck ozawa.

So keep loving hoes for "who they are" and look past their mistakes.

In 9 months you'll be taking care of a another mens kids.

i can't say i would 'take care' of your kids, black,

unless by 'take care' you mean 'cook in oven'.

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No, that happens when you fuck ozawa.

So keep loving hoes for "who they are" and look past their mistakes.

In 9 months you'll be taking care of a another mens kids.

speaking of which... how did your morner-after experience go?

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i can't say i would 'take care' of your kids, black,

unless by 'take care' you mean 'cook in oven'.

By 'take care' i mean that when your new slut/wife that you rescued gives birth, you will be the only one beliving you are the father.

Thanks for saving me the child support payments, buddy!

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yeah, i'm on the lookout...

... a shame she's in countryside québec and not in montreal

she lives in quebec?!!?!??!?!?!?!

I knew I should have moved there instead of Montreal. What on earth is she doing in countryside quebec!?

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she lives in quebec?!!?!??!?!?!?!

I knew I should have moved there instead of Montreal. What on earth is she doing in countryside quebec!?

her family is from there (well, from her mom side probably). she was there on holiday over Christmas and poster some pictures over her blog

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