Superfreestyle

[onemancult]

more fiyah, more fiyah!

[almondcrush]

these wack flows is killin me

you can't be for realin g

now i understand why all your girls be feelin me

your raps is sophomoric, they childish, adolescent

meanwhile i'm shining, so fresh, straight iridescent

i'm nice like the mv beg threw up on youtube

losing your breath? try the search function you noob

the closest y'all came was when daniel-san said goodbye

but my rhymes slice you up like i miyagi, you bonsai

[englandmj7]

Jump, stomp, move, breathe

We, in, too, deep, OKAY

I'm lo-lo from the block again

Po-po and the cops again, no homo but they cocking them

Four-fos and glocks and them

They the paparrazi, they the livest posses

Kamakazi, nazi, nazi, copy papi

I'm a baller baller, you're not at all a baller

That's why I scored your daughter, left her home, call her, call her

I'm in the low BM, yeah, with your old BM

You smoke the Os and M, trojans and petroleums

Yeah, and that's just incase the ho ain't safe

Take it off, bend it over, throw it in, work it, work it

Oops, squirt it, squirt

Oops, oopsy dais, ohh I'm crazed

Cho-cho train, co-ca mane, Zulu Gang

....who am I kidding; I actually can't take credit for rhymes that shitty: Juelz Santana.

[showbiz00ditc]

i got a little crew going on my street with a few of the houses... so heres my part of the song...

yea its bernard bitches what ya think

step up to my crew you musta had too much to drink

when we slide sideways its like were on a ice rink

on our snowboards day n night

waitin for our time to shine in the limelight

weather we're ballin on the ave or out pickin fights

cause you know when we roll well, we just might

ima kick it like ol' dirty for a sec sayin shimmy shimmy ya

n ya'll already know how i like it is raw

when you see us rollin yur whole crews gonna withdraw

cause you know we can slice it like a hacksaw n cause much lockjaw

all winter we lovin the snow but dreadin the thaw

on the slopes we up n down like a seasaw

g'yea so put yur c's down n stick them b's up

everytime were drinkin its half n half fillin the cup

we got mad street cred n we wicked sickup

said by da main man ali g

him n us no one does it better

have yur girlfriend around me she'll come home wetter

then you ever seen her before

i'm turning housewives into whores

yo i'm out fuck ya'll ya dont get an encore

B’YEAH

[almondcrush]

sick like magic johnson

hard like charlie bronson

kid is so much dope they call him almond s thompson

breakin in these sammies like it was my job

butter up your girl like she was corn on the cob

rhymes so relevant

always in my element

take a look at my lap fade

youre face to face with an elephant

[cuddlysheep]

hot as fuck sweatin down to my testicles

i need a cold snack like a samsickle

im sleepy like im jetlagged

the day going slow its a drag

im hungry i want sushi

after that puff on some og kushi

[cheep]

fuck son, step up and get done

disrespect the team, youll see what weighs a ton

my rhymes sicker than eazy

more cocky than lil weezy

sleazy motherfucker is what i be

believe me

see your girlfriend love me

but i never love a ho

get some head, run up in em

then im showin them the door

see i never give em money

nah, they never see the dough

leave the pussy dripping

beggin me for more

[Icarus]

I wish there was an option where I could neg rep a whole thread.

[Guest DUM]

You could rate it with one star.

[TokenIndianKid]

yo this thread has been owned by myself and cheep

while im freestyling like a motherfucker, about to go off the deep

end like mark spitz, but i spitz this crazy flow, like a blow

with that shotty to your fuckig cabesa, i drink my shots with no chasa

let it burn like the devil is up in my tummy, while im making more money

than kid robot gets selling dunnys, its oh so funny

your flows are too weak, like a prostitute dying of the aids

keep trying to rap, and you'll get stabbed with verbal blades

i'll be unabomber up'd, cant see who i am cuz wearing shades

on that mafia tip, put your rhymes in the concrete, put you to sleep

with the motherfucking fish, serve you up like a warm dish

of shit on a plate, you need a motherfucking fork, you dork

and i mean whale penis, because this is what this thread is

me, OMC and cheep already dropped bombs on this bitch for pages,

do a motherfucking search, cuz its a thread for the ages,

on some wu-tang tip, imma about to dip

cuz i got a motherfucking final

[TokenIndianKid]

yo im lackin

an ass crackin

so i draw a line

on my back end

with a sharpie

or a pencil

no cavity check

unless its dental

straight from the top of the dome. i dont do that prewritten shit.

aaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha

[cheep]

this is that cheap motherfucker representing riverside

gotta stay on that hustle just to try to stay alive

gentrification makes it hard to pay the rent

the fact i have a job almost seems heven sent

i stay bent sippin on that jim beam

from the house across the street i can hear a bitch scream

glass starts breakin, cops soon on the scene

sometimes i wonder if this is all a dream

crack on the corner, dealers pack the steel

police in helicopter like they search for ganja feild

[Bona Drag]

white boys and asians done took this game over

cept the future full up with them motherfuckin poseurs

but yo i ain't sayin i come up hard

postin manicured fits in them manicured yards

eighty bills from my moms just to cop the supreme

circle jerk rep from that ill begs team

drawers full of taps, closet stacked with the nikes

post em up in what you wearin they say me rikey rikey

y'all think i'm hating, what the fuck i gotta say

when i'm up on the future every motherfuckin day

cause i need that reputation like a smoker need rocks

who the fuck gonna step when my shit on lock

fuck them beats come from cali the bronx and virginia

shut this fuckin bitch down like haptronic and minya

what

[cheep]

im on a different level than these other weak ass styles

stepping up, hair disheveled, with these rhymes i typed for miles

dont give a fuck about you devils, im stepping up my game

if sufu was gone tomorrow id be the same, nothign changed

youre lame, like a amputee with half a brain

fuck a battle with you, im not in this shit for fame

im war in reverse like big daddy kane

i can pull dimes all night without cash or caine

call up team begs and have em run a train

leave em soaking wet like getting stuck in the rain

keep my name in your mouth like the dickin your mouth

uncivilized cat coming from the fucking south

yeah, im coming from the bang'em, thats motherfucking duval

where fake kids we hang em, emasculated like rupaul

riverside is the hood, dellwood is the street

the fuckin haze that we blaze will knock you off your feet

[Bona Drag]

rhymes off the top like my flat brim fitted

think you gettin off easy like jeezy got acquitted

yo i like that shit about kane in reverse

you write it on spot cause it sounds rehearsed

ain't out for fame neither son i'm looking for rep

from them big money posters with the tips correct

always hit back when they come to collect

like i said no hating kid it's all respect

cept them new trash posters fuckin wastin our time

how bout you run train on those bitch ass dimes

which one gonna try and get up in this thread

step the fuck up boy and get handed your head

this right here be where you fear to tread

little fish try to spit and they wind up dead

keep the shit so hot it be like infared

play safe fuck around in worst fits instead

[Guest thesnow]

Step aside butch

Im the one with the bull-balls,

Call ya skeeter [mosquito] nuts

Extra small nards

Size of beaver pups

and im out

[cheep]

fuck this kid stepping up like he wanna test the champ

ill leave your ass gassed like a concentration camp

ill slay bona drag like bona bone a fag

have your son clean your blood off the floor with a rag

my rhymes untouchable, your shits cliff huxtable

if your rhymes were a spliff, that shit would be unpuffable

true hip hop head, and you cant question that

the shits so ingrained my heart goes "boom bap"

[Bona Drag]

you bringin up cosby cause your shits like theo

i got them fly matrix skills like my name was neo

your rhymes like the bullets comin with the slow motion

i'll fuckin drop that shit cold like your preconceived notions

think i don't know rap you about to find out

when it's all said and done son i leave no doubt

them faggot jokes is fuckin amateur stuff

if that all you got it's about to get rough

two barrels blazing while i'm walking up walls

shit's coming down heavy like niagra falls

don't give a fuck what kind of head you are

your shit's fucking corny like ghetto superstar

wasn't lookin to battle but yo son whatever

leave you lyin on the block with your fuckin head severed

bloody up your nikes and your brand new dubbles

like i said i bring it rougher than your two day stubble

layin waste to your shit leaving nothing but rubble

keep it coming boy find nothing but trouble

[cheep]

if your rhymes had viagra id still bring it harder

you better step back before i leave your ass a martyr

beat your ass like 91 and i want your fucking starter

or back in 79 like regan did carter

i mean really, this whole thing is silly

im guaranteed fresh like a motherfuking philly

youre guaranteed nothing but some laughs and a loss

your rhymes thin and played out like fuckin kate moss

[Bona Drag]

no doubt cause the future all up on your jock

but this ain't about fits and the shit that you rock

i'll say it again kid i got it on lock

shit gets so hectic i leave you in shock

i bring it relentless leave you in trauma

leave you runnin for cover like your name was osama

this right here is what they call drama

real like that handmade shit from okayama

[cheep]

you see, theres a reason why all of sufu jocks me

my shit hits harder than fat man did nagasaki

when im on this rhyme shit dont even try to stop me

or youll find yourself deader than dj scott la rock be

ill wear your ass out like a pair of samurais

your styles like that thing between paris hiltons thighs

im the ruler of this shit, im a king, youre a pawn

cut your ass down to size like jose does my lawn

[ktothe]

At first this was all innocent and in good fun, but now its just wack.

This has to stop people. Stop the madness.

[cheep]

stop the madness? heres how i handle that

ill stop your madness with a fucking baseball bat

perferably aluminum "ding" ill ruin em

swingin for the stands while the fans are booin em

ha, yeah thats how i stop it

45 by my side, boy, dont make me pop it

[cuddlysheep]

pop it?

with a gun to ya head,like huey,best believe i can make u pop lock and drop it.

so swing away like bonds on roids, i cant fuck wid a bitch stiff as an android

but anyway back at the lesson at hand,

l3vis gets put out like a fire on sand.

any mufucka who wants to jump on that big E jock

will get pistol whipped and smack with bag of metal in a sock

then imma take your emo bitch and give her a bangin

thatll make her do this face :eek: ,size im not lackin

please, its friday,spend that money,cop that shit.

cause if i see you in the streets, imma stick u up for that $hit.

stop the madness? heres how i handle that

ill stop your madness with a fucking baseball bat

perferably aluminum "ding" ill ruin em

swingin for the stands while the fans are booin em

ha, yeah thats how i stop it

45 by my side, boy, dont make me pop it

[Bona Drag]

that's why i ain't fuckin with them little foot soldiers

you want the title gotta step to the holder

keep the shit hardcore keep it hot so it smolder

keep it hot so he always lookin over his shoulder

on the board even pawns put the king in check

all i try to do is protect my neck

ain't got all day kid you want the last word

better bring some real shit like the future never heard

and yo i want to know man who else got skills

who think they got deep like titanium drills

who blow up this thread like they cookin up meth

a two man battle got em bored to death

edit:

yo k it's all good son it's all respect

in the heat of the battle shit comes direct

like i said before it ain't about just two

who else got some lyrics to drop on sufu

[cheep]

stick me up for what? 2 pennies and a ball of lint?

ill sit your ass down like fucking larry flynt

you come with that shit, its about to get hectic

leave you flopping on the ground like an epileptic

so kid watch you head, i mean protect your neck

leave your ass dead like the career of inpecta deck

dont even need a gun to see your ass get played

inside her mouth my bitch keeps a razor blade

and just one word, best believe its all over

youre bleeding out in the street

i rolling out in the rover

[cheep]

that's why i ain't fuckin with them little foot soldiers

you want the title gotta step to the holder

keep the shit hardcore keep it hot so it smolder

keep it hot so he always lookin over his shoulder

on the board even pawns put the king in check

all i try to do is protect my neck

ain't got all day kid you want the last word

better bring some real shit like the future never heard

and yo i want to know man who else got skills

who think they got deep like titanium drills

who blow up this thread like they cookin up meth

a two man battle got em bored to death

in this battle shit, only 2 that can beat me

one is krs, the other one is biggie

and youre bona who? you cant even see me

ima call you ray, the rest of em are stevie

believe me, i know you wanna be me

you gotta get your weight up like a fucking premie

before you step to me talking loud, saying nothing

youre too soft and sweet like a blueberry muffin

so dont even try unless you think you can take it

so far all i see is a kid trying to fake it

your will may be strong, but i promise i can break it

[STC]

blucka bluck

yous a fucka

mother fucka

fuck ya mother

fuck ya brotha

that kid must die like john tucker

lil wayne is amazing

[Ichigo100%]

Im not feelin much of these wack ass rhymes/ as ive heard them so many god damn times/ Its about that moment so follow and listen /as this young cat is about to give food for thought on you bitches/ sub zero flows that'll leave your soul well below/ the realm in which you call underground that's where you shall go/ mind and body rigid no life to exhibit/ the rhymes y'all expire live the life of a midget/ short lived/ give up the flow because there's no room to grow/ as my rhymes consist of helium im about to blow/ expand like flour and yeast/ im a beast/ you've entered my territory so im about to unleash/ an array of backlash on you fake ass cats/ leave your mindframe scared and your phsyical state a relapse/ code blue bitches theres no time to Re-Lax/ i shit facts/ yall cant relate/ when yall take a shit u need braces to get ur shit straight..

Im out

[Darkadious]

i only read the first two parts of your shit, and i've seen them before.

you're fucking shit up.