Superfreestyle

[turcy.]

chuck a calculator at a bitch, up-chuck or eat her quick, dial a digit while you hit it, plasma vivid on electro dicks

[dismalfuture]

Why you throwing electronics and vomiting on chicks??

That's some sick shit Chuck, and what, you like some electric dicks?

What the fuck are you on, what? a battery powered peen?

Why don't you flash some Rick Owens as a call to the queens?

If it's cheap enough, mithterpretender come a runnin

Two gothninja bottoms, now that's what we call mad bummin

You want that niggas love? Give him a full size run, mad crisp

So he can resell that shit, and gloat with his lisp

[TokenIndianKid]

resurrected from the dead, like mothafuckin lazarus

be this thread, on halloween, watch me bust

harder than this michael jackson thiller shit

leave you like a corpse with you throat slit

on that yayo flow, got that blow, fo sho, you know!

twisted like a tornado, maybe like a churro

rode your mom after i got the xchange rate on the euro

got that dirty money tip, while i flip

these motherfucking bricks, grow kush in the stix

got you slangin your pussy like tricks, inhale some vicks

fuk me in fuckd pu *ip

[chingon]

I just gave this kid some e-peen

because he flowed like water from a canteen

and is mad exclusive like an Ooga Booga Dash Snow zine.

fucking students, covering your eyes when I spit like your name was Prudence, some fucking Ivy league prep clothes I shit on

because the west is the best, lick my hard on

while I sit back and smoke FUCKING ILL CRON

I thought I was done, but i decided to keep at it fourth round with your mum,

-over a picture of your dead dad, that's right I came....on the picture frame and i fucked your sister too while stuffing her pussy-ass teady bears in a garbage bag.

just got cash,

folding Pettibon Zines filled my broke ass Uniqlo pocket instead of a tiresome lint stash.

gonna hit up M'feild blue, cop them Rick jawns so easy like counting to two.

you know I rhyme mad mellow

because I write this shit ROCKING ALL DRKSHDW.

[Bona Drag]

no mercy no fear

[ojjairus]

yo yo yo

I stay on that sufu until night calls

and ima stay up son ima never ever fall

19 cm's on my ass cheeks

i get the girls dripping like a faucet leak

mardi gras is soon,she got boobies take a peek

get crunk get hype like keak da sneak

flow is on whole different level

if you say the word swagger ill hit you with the naplam like i was playing twisted metal

I need some ice cream

not on some pharell shit

some of that butter-pecan on some haagen daaz tip

quick to judge will leave my fist imprint in your face

force you to re-judge your actions in the first place

im done im about to go ball

playing with little asians who stand 5 feet tall

reminds me of sufu no challenge at all.

[jeepster]

I keep it real like virtual R E A ality

move so much weight the D E A is up on me

but they can't come inside without a proper warrant

puttin down cash like The Flash and makin sure I wore it

200 dollar sneakers, 22 inch speakers, rims that make your head tweeter

and ice that'd make ya beat her

so I keep it really real and I keep it really hood

up in Shaolin I rep the Wu so good

but all of this reality is not even true

just dream in my hood

like any other poor ass du

[Oxy.]

comme des garcons and i don't mean that brand j'suis paul

and yes, i'm the man.

the girls love me, they scream from the stands

big box of condoms, yeah, i

bought them for my fans. i'm smashing every groupie,

they know they wanna do me

oxycotton balls, im bouncing off the wall

i can't choose one,

so i guess i'll fuck em all. real boss major, no fantasia

but im the american idol

i got love for toronto, love for the bay, MTL, and where i stay

i got the game on, but i

do not play, and ask your girl about me

the haters wanna doubt me,

rap needs me, can't do without me

[Augustus]

In the rear view I see you trying to read the model number leaned like pisa/

the girl in the leather comfort, permanent smile like mona lisa/

diss, get blitzed like the nazi/

guns pop off, point and shoot like paparazzi/

been killin em wearing clothing from where they say graci graci/

if you wanna be a friend just ask nicely/

blazed freestyle.

[ojjairus]

waiting to take a shower and go party tonight

shot of patron no beer,gotta do it right

take the straight shots or mix something in a cup

they say men don't need chasers shut the fuck up!

work my magic spit my game

im not talking about the gathering but these niggas are lame

sit back stay posted for most of the night

homie just got rejected i got to set the mood right

show these lil niggas how to get it done

shes feeling me she can tell im number one

shwaty is a dime so together we eleven

afta tha party get the munchies hit up 7/11

we gonna knock out at 3 and do again

the girl from the party thinks her "bf" likes men.

[Bona Drag]

kokain muzik

[Hendodo]

My skills pay the bills,

each one of my lines, formulated to kill

I represent da Bay

fuck with me, there will be no parley

I dont like whats comin out ya mouth

sounds like that shit should be comin out ya south- end

and whats with all this frontin'??

compared to me, your shit's nothing.

Im ridin slow with SUFU

if u aint, then S T F U

[kuhui]

roll a fat L let my eyes lay low

wish i was rapping on the wake up show

like my mans j u ice, with the fluid hes the sickest

or stacking like jay, money long like my dick is

no homo that, white, black, hispanic and asian,

all the biddies love me, say my sex is amazing,

lyrically shuttin em down, like Aint It Great,

got caught in the act, and now its too late, homie

judgement day on sufu, im here to lay the law down

throw these cats to my lions watch you pray when you fall down

going nuts without a beat, for real, theres no escaping this

why u gotta rap about guns and coke like u flip, and u stack

but you front, and you dont, suck a dick, cuz you wack

half these cats is faking this, who's real anymore?

i challenge anyone, especially those whose like 'why he coming at me for?'

[Bona Drag]

them fashun board rappers go ham

[Bona Drag]

adlibzzzzzzz

[Bona Drag]

kkkomikal rapps

[kuhui]

how u gon be serious with a name like bona drag

more likely to dome a fag, repping wood like a homo,

weak rhymes dont faze me, this is your next line,

something about, motherfuck this and that,

wheres the creativity, the versatility in ya style

im here to save the world, gods gift to humanity

like john coffee from the green mile

you front, like you keep the heat close

reality, peeps telling me you flee most,

i ever catch you ill make you drop your knees, both

begging, please dont

for the illest styles i fiend most, puffin on all of that weed smoke

two lyrical slugs to the head, kuhui is the emcee killa

ill do it up simple, using the same rhymes from your last verse

your ride's about to come, with a coffin to match, await the black hearse

cause of death, lyrical homicide, bona drag is the dead man

i fucked with your soul like your worst nightmare, everything you dread man

even yo momma cant identify the body, it makes it hard without the head man

and yea, the case got dropped cuz not guilty was what i plead man

rhyme scheme unpredictable, never parallel or perpendicular, styles a bezel

i flipped your words while you taking drags of boners, infinite ink, never out of toner, im on another level

fuck bona drag, loner fag, im the fat beat, investigator, FBI but not the federal

pop off like DE, effects like skoob and dre, nothing like the desert

your next line is whack cuz it doesnt rhyme or flow, front like you slang the blow, so imma have to murk, u pussy, once a month you let the blood spurt

u suck too much cock, i know why your jaw hurts

you spit the bars first, unaware of the bar's worth, boss cuz im ballin, so shots, i must call em, K U H in your area causing massive problems

bitches i got ALL em, from elmira to yonkers to uptown right next to harlem

im so sick wit it, my under the weather flow coming out like verbal diarrhea, bars make the temperature scaldin, hypertension keeps the veins throbbin

mobbin, money over bitches, this homo needs the extra love, so bona drag stay sobbin

i stack overseas green, so my money stay fobbin, bona drag more suspect than those watercolors of batman and robin

ice on the bezel freshly jacked from an opponent

[werdna]

i last ten rounds like im iron mike

and i spit on you nigs with this iron mic

im so unlike

anything you heard or you known.

fuck wit me, ill fuck your girl then get some dome

got tricks in my pocket

trix like the rabbit

you want it? come get it. but you cant have it.

grab it. no homo.

domo arigato.

your flow is so mechanical like mr. roboto.

the flow is so poetic kid, with the ettiquette.

i cant quit, like nike air. i just do it.

slippin through your brain with my hot verbal fluids

[Bona Drag]

hahaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[Spaghettini]

bona you are good people but why would you diss all of new york just to get at one guy?

[Oxy.]

write a political verse about the economy

contemplating suicide or a monopoly

cause the situation that i'm in is mind boggling

moccassins and jordans can hardly ease the pain

but often you see people acquire it in excess to maintain

life is like a virus attacking my mainframe

if you were in my position, you'd be saying the same thang

older niggas be saying the game's changed

cause they did it for passion, you do it to gain fame

my life goals aren't extraordinary,

i just want a fine dime, with cat eyes, small waist and thick thighs

a son, a daughter, a house that fits fine

a high paying job making plenty good salary

so that my kids can live happily

but stress had me ready to throw up

i'm only 16, and ready to grow up

[Bona Drag]

bona you are good people but why would you diss all of new york just to get at one guy?

word, that was too much

i'll edit this one

[cyberPUNK]

yo fuck the rest cause the grand finale's here,

i'm strapped with a lyrical ak pointed at your fuckin ear,

finger on the trigger makin motherfuckas shiver,

when i roll through your block, makin motherfuckas quiver

but fuck all that, yo i'd rather lay low, puff on a grape swisher, while i punish your ho,

legs behind her head, like it ain't no thing, then i go downtown and beat it up like rodney king,

i tape that shit, send it to you fedex, images of your girl experiencing great sex

[Oxy.]

unfinished verse i'm working on.

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Money is aggravating cause it’s constantly moving away as you chase it. It’s like your mother’s homemade pie, a nigga just can’t wait to fucking taste it. Momma saying, “just be patientâ€, but momma time's gone pass us by. I’m only being honest, cause a christian shouldn’t lie. The devil’s in our presence you can see him in my eyes. I’m suppressing urges, but how long can I survive? Till the day that demon wakens and my wings no longer fly? Like a forsaken angel that plummets from the sky, hell bound to his last days. Forever paying for your pasts ways. And your cremated ashes lying in an ashtray. I know it’s in the future, but trust me, that’s gone be a sad day.

[OMEGA JELLY JIGGLE]

trappin all day as I pour chardonnay

fuckin ling rush in under 2 minnay

can't fuck with my millay

tarry, watchin sunset as I feed your bitch berries

at the party but bounced after popped a few cherries

I'm the field general like George O'Leary

mutha fuckin ryu, 100% parries, and C.R.E.A.M.

make ya girl scream, my fat gat claps like a dream

get more bitches than Charlie Sheen

in 2 and a half men, so I stay swingin the pen

pack more heat then 10 men + MC Ren, locked in an armory

you don't run half as fast as me, my name on the bar that say here's where you try to reach

I'd run for president but I know I'd get impeached, fuckin more Lewinski than Bill be!

rock a trillby as I water skii - you ain't hotter than me! me than hotter ain't

you seem quite quaint, sorta like a cottage on the east coast

I toast most, when my nuke ghost, or my ghost nukes,

you say you never lost? those were all just photoshop and flukes?

please you make me puke

the duke like duke nukem, I don't fuck with no skookum, I stay on that

temple of jawnz, fly to Florida and have me some prawnz

then fly back, light up a track and smack some of that

fat ass, gave the girl a rash then I gave her a rag

said clean yourself up

gettin more pussy than dismal's pup

[billy.]

me dum and braneslpod rapped about zac effron for a goddamn hour. (0)

[DüM]

if I posted the chat log

shit would go down, but here's the song I started afterwards

I PUT ON EFFRONS VAR VAR VAR VARSITY

ON EFFRONS VARSITY

LEFT SLEEVE

PUT ON

RIGHT SLEEVE

PUT ON

I PUT ONNNN

when they see us off in traffic,

they say damn they on some other shit,

so gangsta it aint gay when,

we holding hands in pub-a-lic,

AND that hudgens bitch just sucked my shit,

DAMN we see you bastards hatin,

mannnn cause you see us ballin hard,

that's so raven is a brolic broad,

call that bitch my bodyguard,

call that bitch your bodyguard?

yeahhh that's my bodyguard,

she got strong back hand,

like that sharapova bitch,

DOES ZAC GOTTA CHOKE A BITCH?

zac's pecs whiter than a napkin,

harder than a dinner plate,

I mean i wouldnt know though,

cause me and zac stay super straight,

with duffle bags? nahhhhhhh

Louie bags full of super cake,

if feds try catch us then they gonna get a super chase,

me and zac leaning til we fishtail whips,

interior leather soft like tisdale clit,

[ProfMonnitoff]

me dum and braneslpod rapped about zac effron for a goddamn hour. (0)

i want in on these zac efron meets

[Lab]

uh uh uh come on

hah steezier than ur average

kopp po' twist garbage off instinct,

sz dont think jawnz stink

rick trainers, my berlin players

drkshdw for my peasants in crooklyn

sufu sufu sufu cant u c sometimes ur jawns just hypnotize me

and i just love your steezy ways

this is why they virgins

and u get laid

[turcy.]

all you cats need to relax, and retract into your cradles,

back where you belong, with these pussy gangster fables,

roll this, fuck that, splat pack rip it -

y'all the type of thugs that like it wet but still won't lick it