Superfreestyle

[Charlie Delta]

"Fucking" this, "fucking" that.

Try sounding tough,

when calling it "making love"...

[cheep]

that didnt rhyme cotton.

and making love doesnt work if no love is involved. you dont make love to a drunken slut that you found at a bar.

[Charlie Delta]

Oh, "for making love"'s sake, Tough and Love rhymed...

[Dolphin Jr.]

Since I was 10 years old there’s no doubt I’ve been spitting better than half you guys

when you see my swagz you all realise why I’m splitting y’all like bitches thighs

and to y’all demise this one verse’ll kill you cus like the clothes I’m just supreme

and half you queens get stuck between looking gay, looking bad, or looking straight up obscene

when I see what some of you wear today I can’t help but think it’s straight up wrong

I look on in great despair and dismay shit like fake visvim and RAF robocopped from hong kong

When you buy this shit from ebay do you really think you can fool?

Fake high tops and grey 77’s Nigga please stop before you buy it cus we the old school

So to wrap this up I could say to y’all my raps are nastier than 2 girls and 1 cup

Cus your shit stinks son, better buck up your game, that b.son shit is lame so log out and shut up

HOLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[mellowbonsai]

i got inside jokes

with fuk.co.uk blokes

proper blud innit

i got dat lol_icon shit

waywt pet peeves, the wind in the willows

photoshop skills is space age like tempur pedic pillows

[kuhui]

Wake up with a hangover and chillin on black n mild

sipping on a coffee, breath as nasty as my rapping style

coming at you raw, unshaven, unclean

coming like my 3 month old dior homme jeans

and u won't believe half the shit thats coming out my mouth

the south is only dirty cuz im throwing up corea, south

so if u want beef then bring the ruckus

yo momma told me yesterday "id really like to suck this"

im allergic to wack, my body reacts almost on its own

slap yo punk ass, make you cry, and then ill send you home

i cant help myself, these are symptoms of my intolerance

yall can relate, haters stay allergic to my ballerness

that aint even word it just sounded cool cuz i wrote it

Bitches fight over my dick and shit like “yo who done really rode it?â€

What more can I say, this is nothing to me

It takes a day for me to do what takes Jay a week

My rhyme wells are deep and my deposits are untapped

Machinegun fire out my mouth, when I unleash I spit like a gat

yall rhymes so harsh it leaves yo fans’es brains corroded

im good enough without no one to read my rhymes and then go quote it

[steven]

niggas keep my name out yo mouth

im from the west coast but i got love for the fuckin south

got that purple lean up in my cup

im fuckin throwed my houston heads know wassup

i got a pounds of bubba kush ready for the streets

distribute it throughout my city with my hand on my heat

cause niggas these days be tryna pull scandalous shit on me

catch these niggas slippin and show em that im a real mothafuckin G

hit me up on my cell if you need that candy 10 a pop

blue pumas, purple keys, and green xbox

my sacks be like skittle bags

cause you can taste the rainbow.. shit'll make ya gag

[kuhui]

back again on the same day, i stay rocking rhymes

still fucking model chicks while yalls jockin mines

if im smoking on some sensi, you know whats up, don’t stunt

how u gonna grill a brother, when hes chillin on a blunt

that’s not etiquette man, and that aint really polite

but word is bond, you smoke me up next time? Ill say “aiiiiiiteâ€

I write, better than all the corny emcees on this board

Soft rhymes like apple sauce with no substance, no core

you think you write a nice rhyme or you think you flow nasty

bring it on sucka emcees, I challenge yall to try and pass me

haha cmon yo where r all the sufu emcees at

[destructodisk]

Since I was 10 years old there’s no doubt I’ve been spitting better than half you guys

when you see my swagz you all realise why I’m splitting y’all like bitches thighs

and to y’all demise this one verse’ll kill you cus like the clothes I’m just supreme

and half you queens get stuck between looking gay, looking bad, or looking straight up obscene

when I see what some of you wear today I can’t help but think it’s straight up wrong

I look on in great despair and dismay shit like fake visvim and RAF robocopped from hong kong

When you buy this shit from ebay do you really think you can fool?

Fake high tops and grey 77’s Nigga please stop before you buy it cus we the old school

So to wrap this up I could say to y’all my raps are nastier than 2 girls and 1 cup

Cus your shit stinks son, better buck up your game, that b.son shit is lame so log out and shut up

HOLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

BITCH get tha fuck out my thread

with that shit you just spit you just lost ALL street-cred

i seen ya first line

knew it was a waste of time

but you kept goin, spittin rhyme after rhyme

despite me wishin'

you kept on persistin'

lines so long ya need a goddamn intermission

but I gots 20/20 vision

see through ya charade

frontin like you hard

but you sweet as marmalade

think you can step to this?

bitch i'm PAID

reppin KILLA KAMP KREW

WE BALLIN ERRRDAAAY

[jeepster]

hold on a tick

who the fuck is this prick?

just like destructo said, shut the fuck up right quick

man, you're lines are stank

like some kanye west prank

nick renshaw for real

man, i don't know how you even feel

what you think are lines

man, i talk in rhymes

i can take the time of a second of mind to control this thread and deliver real fine

some quality shit

some quality spit

words that are tastey

like you favorite girls tit

so please dont be frontin

comin all real strong

"been rappin since i was ten"

who the fuck cares - youre fuckin wrong

wrong like right, and right is lite, you're rhymes aint fuckin tight

please leave the thread

i can do this all night.

so killa kamp kru where you at?

help me out with this nigga

maybe even call in Pat?

shit i dunno, we could each take turns

this kid aint got shit

lets fry him till he burns.

[destructodisk]

kkk we ballin errday

snowboardin on mothafuckin mountains of yay

we stay overtime on our grind

stackin that paper

when we fall up in the crib

we start puffin on that vapor

k k kush, that's all we blaze

fuck bobby brown chronic and purple haze

we got money for days

fuck that

we got money for eons

we fly high, way way over you peons

in da lear jet

whatchu know about that

KILLA KAMP KRU

we dat shit right thurrrr

can't stop won't stop

fuck whatchu heaaarrrrd

[Spaghettini]

got off from work, now im lampin, sippin on some tea

dont brag about trees cause that shit is fuckin weak

i only get better, dudes hit there fuckin peak

topics diverse, talking life and style and history

i even talk some fashion

or about a broad im smashin

listen close and pay attention to the words i speak

grip mics and smash it through emcees teeth

pussy rappers periods start to leak

lights off, black out, the futures looking bleak

[mrip]

yo

so i was eatin and beatin

in deze sweats

mutha fuckaz wont gets

how much dey cost

they got lost

im straight trickin

dickin

with them

rippin the tag

while this fag

jacks off

OH YOU LOOK SO FABULOSS

CHECK OUT HER PURSE

OH WOW SHE IS BUYING THOSE LAHNVAN SHOES

nigga please

i tricked them with ease

one point eight kay

all day everyday

five hundred

i want em

gotta steal em

i was filled with dread

but

simple tricks

like i was a kid

i was coppin

no one was stoppin

lavin sweats

i bet

you cant guess

after this whole mess

i paid

the grade

i got my last test

for the best

sweats and crew

for this foo

[mrip]

my first attempt at a freestyle

copped lavin sweats and ksubi crew neck at the barneys warehouse sale

1800 retail, 500 sale, 50 dollars is what i paid after ripping off the price tag and asking for a price check

[Ichigo100%]

I attack the mike with such precise that i cause an explosion with my unique device/ my intellect flows will intercept foes/ destroy the mind frame with indirect blows/ bring your lifetime career to a close/ Im above clouds i stay spiritual/ words that dispurse from my mouth create miracles/ im at my pinnacle/ spit literal flows that leave your condition critical/ While you chase mass appeal/ my stats reveal that my will power can crush any powerful man at will/ end your life while you're standin still/

[mellowbonsai]

I attack the mike with such precise that i cause an explosion with my unique device/ my intellect flows will intercept foes/ destroy the mind frame with indirect blows/ bring your lifetime career to a close/ Im above clouds i stay spiritual/ words that dispurse from my mouth create miracles/ im at my pinnacle/ spit literal flows that leave your condition critical/ While you chase mass appeal/ my stats reveal that my will power can crush any powerful man at will/ end your life while you're standin still/

this verse isnt makin sense

you mean to say "precision"

your grammars on the fence

it cant stand the division

you mean "intellectual"

your syntax is ineffectual

bit that miracle/spiritual jawn off gang starr

im critical of your condition, its sub-par

get your head outta the clouds

youre not above the crowds

you among em

your entire verse crumbles

parataxis fumbles

tumbles like the walls of jericho

shits just terrible

[kuhui]

got off from work, now im lampin, sippin on some tea

dont brag about trees cause that shit is fuckin weak

i only get better, dudes hit there fuckin peak

topics diverse, talking life and style and history

i even talk some fashion

or about a broad im smashin

listen close and pay attention to the words i speak

grip mics and smash it through emcees teeth

pussy rappers periods start to leak

lights off, black out, the futures looking bleak

i read your verse, and must admit you sounded pretty wack

along with no consistency it's rhythm and flow that ya lack

u might be staying off of bud but now obviously on crack

and youre making claims ridiculous, you're gonna have to take em back

u talking head, like mars attacks, this is just a glimpse of ways my bars attack

acting like smashing broads is a normal activity

in truth u scared of pussy, exactly like u scared of tree

i could spit this verbal on a bumpin track jss going where the beat, calls

you only got one I (eye), and that went queer. son grow some meat, balls

stop your fussing about helping them dudes and tryna hit their peak

thats supergay to say the least, and on top of that, makes u a freak

move out of yo momma crib and stop making false predictions

that u can rip emcees and spit game, thats false,

just like your balls are purely fiction

[Guest jmatsu]

my first attempt at a freestyle

copped lavin sweats and ksubi crew neck at the barneys warehouse sale

1800 retail, 500 sale, 50 dollars is what i paid after ripping off the price tag and asking for a price check

is this true?

if so Wooohoooo!

nigga what?

[Ichigo100%]

this verse isnt makin sense

you mean to say "precision"

your grammars on the fence

it cant stand the division

you mean "intellectual"

your syntax is ineffectual

bit that miracle/spiritual jawn off gang starr

im critical of your condition, its sub-par

get your head outta the clouds

youre not above the crowds

you among em

your entire verse crumbles

parataxis fumbles

tumbles like the walls of jericho

shits just terrible

i dont bite nor do i recite i spit angelic flows with wings that take flight/ spit precise/ my rhymes come fully installed like a software device/ so if you think otherwise/ then ur just like them other guys/ u be hatin/ flakin definite perpetratin/ i come with direct flows deep penetration/ lyrical eruption/ no commercial no interuption/ i flow for what its worth/ on gods green earth/ never rehearsed/ you lack the mentality of an intellect ur minds reversed/ back up and take a minute to listen as i flow during this short intermission/ Cheif mellow/ mr pow wow prick/ you goin up against a veteran now so bow down bitch/

Goodnight..

[mrip]

my sweats dont have a label

but i swear my tale is no fabel

im going to wear these shits as long as im able

go run and tell em

i aint sellin

i aint wearin denim

just sweats

i dont fuck with the rest

[projectdenim]

If I could paint my text.. the colour of my dick.

I'd paint it red -- the colour of your mom's lipstick.

Word.

[fndmybetterhalf]

yo

ehem ehem

yo yo

all emcees listen up.

i spit rhymes like acid

shit so harsh it make yo dick go flacid

ay

bay

motherfuckin bay

hallelujah holla back

_^__^_~~~~

[destructodisk]

hallelujah holla back

i'd say ya shit's whack

but I know much much better than that

talk to the right people wit a verse like that

soon they'll be payin you wit a fat stack

with just two rhymed lines you be spittin that crack

the world's best MC: findmybetterhalf

was that verse all just tounge and cheek

orwas i just takin ya'll on a trip down bullshit creek?

YAAH TRICK YAAAAh

[fndmybetterhalf]

uhhhhhhh YUHHHHH

i dont know diddly squat about rappin

i hate seein that fat girl gif when i try fappin

people ask why i wear toight jeans all day

me and sidneylo, we just answer AY BAY BAY

as you can tell evidently these rhymes blow ass

but shut the fuck up and listen to me pass gas.

destructodisk,

dont you loves seafood bisque.

cuz i do...btu not as much as clam chowder...

can you hear me or should i say it louder?

YO i can GO ON FOEVER WITH THIS

EASY AS 1 2 3 OR TAKING A PISS

HA HA HA HA HA

word up Seatown WAT?

[branespload]

I spit flames, blaze a trail and set a path

Part monster part emcee, and I've found my better half

Cuz me and the mic are the primary parts

Of the whole the halves create, like a binary star

I come off the top thats why they call me branespload

I lay it down with the tracks like I'm spittin a railroad

With all the crap in this thread, the trash is it's home

I'm here to clean it up while I'm smashin ya bones

A rapper that's known to make an impact with his flows

Branespload up in this thread, with his rap unopposed

Delivering the last blows in this attack of the clones

[cheep]

back again like damnlam

yall cant touch me like muslims and ham

understand the plan

we come to take over

like hova in a rover

wether fucked up or sober

coming thru your town with ill intentions

mad pussy addict, i need an intervention

i need some money, got some fucked up credit

bitch, unless you fuckin me, that dumb talk, dead it

unless youre up with me, youre nothing to me

the crack cost money, thats why the p is free

and i got more p fro free than a hipster with a ki

sleazy motherfucker with no hiv

no herpe, its a miracle im clean

i mean only thing wetter than water is my glorious peen

[Ichigo100%]

This thread feels like star wars the way i be attackin these clones/ rip apart their rhymes then proceed to crackin these bones/ all you wack cats you just be lacking in flow/ you rap thinkin that you happily know that your rhymes be immaculate though/ but really in truth your shit be crap and it shows/ your rhymes be "cheep" and make my "branespload"/ but enough of this chit chat/ its time to get down to legit facts/ i hit tracks destroy cats in less than 9 seconds flat/ world record you cant beat my time/ my flow be a mountain it'll take u weeks to climb/ but i dont worry cuz ur rhymes be weak compared to mine

[kuhui]

one, two, three n to the four,

jss killed my 8th, i need to re-up on the dro

the ganja stimulates the cortex,

so i can elevate my mind

its also great just right befo sex

therapeutic when i grind

yet to be acknowledged

and thats cool , i could care less

one day the world will see the mirror

and realize that kuhui fairest

no homotho, dont play me for a trick

yall the real freudian case studies

upgraded from sucking thumbs to sucking dicks

enough about you tho,

this verse is all me

always smooth and never crude yo

ahead of the game, like jamal lewis in '03

why B-less when u can B-more?

standing on shoulders of giants, i see further, i see more

foes dont know how i do it,

but im good, they concur

im beast at writing rhymes,

this tshirt just covers my fur

i spit fire like turtle ships

rip da cipher like im cracking locks

coming so hard im hurting chicks

bullseye from my nine inch cock

[mellowbonsai]

i dont bite nor do i recite i spit angelic flows with wings that take flight/ spit precise/ my rhymes come fully installed like a software device/ so if you think otherwise/ then ur just like them other guys/ u be hatin/ flakin definite perpetratin/ i come with direct flows deep penetration/ lyrical eruption/ no commercial no interuption/ i flow for what its worth/ on gods green earth/ never rehearsed/ you lack the mentality of an intellect ur minds reversed/ back up and take a minute to listen as i flow during this short intermission/ Cheif mellow/ mr pow wow prick/ you goin up against a veteran now so bow down bitch/

Goodnight..

the fuck outta here with that racist shit

who'da thought youd start on some kk-kramer tip

you say youre a vet but youre just makin a racket

and dont get me started on that brownsound jacket

lame like a duck

broke like a vagrant

youre style is fucked

and your flow is stagnant

[jeepster]

well hey everybody

just had to say

droppin in quick

cause im happy today

you see max, me

finalyl did it and is to be

goin on to higher education

fo reeeee

fo real as in yes,

i passed the test

rappin and slappin myself on the chest

like some hong kong shit

im spittin that jungle kick

just lettin ya'll know

i movin up in this shit.

not that good. but i need to express my happiness.