top ten word alternatives #1 - copulate

[Whodinihimself]

a short list:

1) Bone

2) Toss/Throw/Hit it

3) Paint/Fix her wagon

4) Make babies

5) Just the tip

6) Water the lawn

7) Hop on the good foot and do the bad thing

8) Get Cute

9) Play "Hide The Sausage"

10) Have a poke

11) Do my chores

12) Defrag her hard-drive

13) Dip-a-stick

14) The Beast with Two Backs

15) Stuff her soft taco

[greentea]

nappy dugout

carpet munching

tossing salad

[sam113]

nappy dugout

carpet munching

tossing salad

None of those ^^^ refer to copulation.

Here's another:

Poke her in the pissflaps

[daveylonghair82]

knobbing

nailing - as in 'i would nail the back end out of that'

riding

slipping her one

[damnIam]

Horizontal shuffle

[denimdestroyedmylife]

None of those ^^^ refer to copulation.

Here's another:

Poke her in the pissflaps

you must forgive greentea, he's like a one-eyed cat peeping in a seafood store!

[junglejane]

cojer follar

trombare, scopare, bombare, chiavare