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you may choose from the following

- buzz rickson

- muji

- acronym / stone island

- military surplus (dyed black years ago, now faded)

- (japanese brand not readily available outside japan)

- (no-name from gas station or gift shop)

shadowy nemesis in two year old range rover with aftermarket wheels

 

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scenario: bedtime
 

outfit:

- plush bear onesie and matching teddy bear

- ermine pelt comforter

- crepe de chine sheets, 100% silk, changed daily

- multiple silk shelled pillows with a fill that is not available to consumers based on NASA tech

- oversized mattress on massive alabaster slab

- 1 (one) kitten curled on top of me

 

I dream of eating coffee and chocolate Gelato with Hatsune Miku and Rick Owens. It’s alright. I prefer the abstract dreams.

 

Why not just wear nothing?  More comfy and less hassle if you gotta pee in the middle of the night.

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