max's comedy stylings (content moderated by SSchadenfreude)

[Maximilian S]

Daytime - Salvatore Ferragamo Fall 2011

 

 

Evening - Louis Vuitton Fall 2011

 

[Inkinsurgent]

[Spaghettini]

I'd wear this skinsuit I have been sewing out of my victims, but its too cold in New York for that. More of a transitional weather piece.

[kH0yA Sw@Gp0o]

title had me anticipating more of a "put together outfits using clothes you don't own" but then that's also kind of v bad idea

 

[Maximilian S]

title had me anticipating more of a "put together outfits using clothes you don't own" but then that's also kind of v bad idea

 

I wanted to start the same thread on this site as the 'What would you wear today?' thread from The Fashion Spot where we can all post a designer look 'that we don't own' but would wear if we did.

 

I did not expect all the thumbs down.

Edited November 8, 2013 by Maximilian S

[bill]

would wear, everyday, until it's too warm

 

size 4, in black

size 4. those colours or just black

 

+5x raf turtlenecks a size smaller than mine, a thick knit to wear underneath the coat, same acne jeans with holes and stains, more uniqlo socks and the same surplus tanker boots and/or raf black velcros with new soles.

[Denton]

I'd wear this skinsuit I have been sewing out of my victims, but its too cold in New York for that. More of a transitional weather piece.

you should try adding an inner layer and using the intestines like down fill

[mr fluffernutter]

rick owens cock ring and vintage speedo

[SSchadenfreude]

I wanted to start the same thread on this site as the 'What would you wear today?' thread from The Fashion Spot where we can all post a designer look 'that we don't own' but would wear if we did.

 

I did not expect all the thumbs down.

http://stylezeitgeist.com/forums/showthread.php?p=439895#post439895

 

Edited November 9, 2013 by SSchadenfreude

[Maximilian S]

Bottega Veneta Fall 2011

 

[Maximilian S]

http://stylezeitgeist.com/forums/showthread.php?p=439895#post439895

 

 

Yes I've made the same threads in a couple of sites but seriously I'm not a troll.

[SSchadenfreude]

Yes I've made the same threads in a couple of sites but seriously I'm not a troll.

 

 

 

Bottega Veneta Fall 2011

 

 

[mr fluffernutter]

more

[Maximilian S]

Daniele Alessandrini Fall 2012

 

[djrajio]

 

would wear, everyday, until it's too warm

 

size 4, in black

size 4. those colours or just black

 

+5x raf turtlenecks a size smaller than mine, a thick knit to wear underneath the coat, same acne jeans with holes and stains, more uniqlo socks and the same surplus tanker boots and/or raf black velcros with new soles.

 

 

CELINE ALL DAY EVERRRY DAYZ

[SSchadenfreude]

 

Daniele Alessandrini Fall 2012

 

 

[Maximilian S]

Missoni Fall 2012

 

[November20]

[Maximilian S]

Daytime - Dries Van Noten Fall 2011

 

 

Evening - Alexis Mabille Fall 2012

 

Edited June 1, 2014 by Maximilian S

[madame twerq]

scenario: tea with the queen of england

 

outfit:

- nun beanie from crust, pearl white

- rick owens balaclava, worn open, pearl white

- robot shouldered jacket with back flounce, bone white

- sheer tank dress, dark dust

- lilies pencil skirt as slip, for modesty

- crust thigh height sail wedges, white

- mink fur monster bag, the one with the crazy eyebrows. contents: phone, identification, tin of metallic anise mints, several thousand dollars cash

 

i arrive one hour and seventeen minutes late. upon arrival i twist my face in disgust at the queen's outfit and, insisting that she is not taking this opportunity to meet me very seriously, i leave immediately. several months later i close my london flagship and terminate all wholesale contracts to any UK-based retailers.

Edited June 1, 2014 by madame twerq

[whitney]

would wear, everyday, until it's too warm

http://s15.postimg.org/hs012psh7/00340fullscreen.jpg

same,

even if the weather makes my phone like this

[Maximilian S]

Kris Van Assche Fall 2011

 

[madame twerq]

SCENARIO - A CHARACTER IN A WILLIAM GIBSON NOVEL

 

outfit:

 

- slab pilot hat, blistered leather

- sruli recht optical camo parka

- rick owens tank top

- nike dri fit sports bra

- rick owens moto leggings from moody, with kneepads

- flat black gyakusou running shoes

- julius_7 harness with dual holster

- akimbo sruli recht pistols, one with extended magazine

 

The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel.

 

She was less than a block from Maxfield when it hit, the cellular awareness was on her ass, and very close. She fought the adrenaline surge and composed her features into a mask of bored vacancy, pretending to let the crowd carry her along. When she saw a darkened display window, she managed to pause by it. The place was a fashion boutique, the signature of Rick Owens scrawled across the pane. With her hands in the pocket of her parka, she stared through the glass at a lozenge of vat grown leather, synthsilk contrast, set on a ebony pillar. What would you even put in those forearm pockets, she found herself thinking, no sandwich would fit in there.

[Denton]

outfit not very william gibson at all

[madame twerq]

What? It's nearly Molly's outfit in Neuromancer.

[Denton]

you may choose from the following

- buzz rickson

- muji

- acronym / stone island

- military surplus (dyed black years ago, now faded)

- (japanese brand not readily available outside japan)

- (no-name from gas station or gift shop)

shadowy nemesis in two year old range rover with aftermarket wheels

[Maximilian S]

Jean//Phillip Fall 2011

 

[Maximilian S]

Balenciaga Fall 2013

 

[Maximilian S]

Daytime - Hermès Fall 2011

 

 

Evening - John Richmond Fall 2013

 

 

Edited June 6, 2014 by Maximilian S

[SSchadenfreude]