superconfessional

[jeepster]

your age is common knowledge? hardly. in fact, it took me until now to realize you, clopek, and prof monitoff are not the same person

haha. btw, prof is not me, according to his sig.

sometime, its hard to discern.

[broneck]

i am 47 .

[mellowbonsai]

STOP SNITCHIN

[ProfMonnitoff]

your age is common knowledge? hardly. in fact, it took me until now to realize you, clopek, and prof monitoff are not the same person

:icon_lol:

[fadingblue]

This kid i know's about me.

It's a good read, I promise

WAZ UP PPL!!! IM R.J. OR AS U KNW DJ R 2 da J I LOVE MUZIK AND SPORTS CHILLIN WIT MY FRIENDs I LIKE TO SKATEBOARD A LOT WIT SUM OF MY FRIENDZ AND LIL BROTHERS. IF YOU HAVENT MEET MY FRIENDS ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE U 2 THEM: $RAMSES$ THIS KID IS HILARIOUS. ME N HIM ALWAYS R DOIN SUMPTIN FUNNY OR TRYIN TO START A FIGHT OR SUMPTIN LOL. HE LIKES TO TAKE GATORADES USIN THE 5 FINGER DISCOUNT AND DOESNT LISTEN TO ROCK BCUZ HE SAYS ITZ GAY. WE BOTH LISTEN TO RAP SO IF U DNT LIEK IT...DEAL WIT IT. WHEN I GO TO HIS HOUSE WE LIKE 2 GO WAVIN USING HIS NEIGHBORS WAVES LOL. WE LOVE TO BY SHOES CUZ...U KNW WE GOTTA STAY LOOKIN FRESH. WHEN WE GO TO WAL-MART WE USUALLY J-WALK...UNLIKE DOMINIC WHO CALLS HIS MOM TO TAKE HIM ACROSS THE STREET. WE GO KICK PUSH AROUND THA NEIGHBORHOOD AND 2 ALL KINDS OF PLACES N THAN GET KICKED OUT LOL DATZ HOW WE ROLL ^DOMINIC^ DOMINIC IS THE FUNNIEST FLOUNGEESE U WILL EVER MEET. HE MAKES A JOKE OUT OF EVERYTHING AND HE PLAYS BBALL WITH A WATERMELON AND A MILK BASKET IN THE MIDDLE OF A BUSY INTERSECTION WHILE DRINKIN KOOL-AID CUZ HE'S DAT N00000000000000ICE. WE BOTH ARE DIE-HARD PHOENIX SUNS FANS AND IF U LAKERS FANS DNT LIKE IT...TOO BAD WE BOTH LOVE TO PLAY BBALL AND USUALLY DO R HOMEWORK SO WE CAN PLAY BBALL. HE LIKES TO GET IN TROUBLE N THEOLOGY CLASS AND LIKES TO SING ENGLISH RAP SONGZ IN SPANISH....NEXT *j0-j0* J0-J0 IS DA GOOFY TYPE! SHE FUNNY BUT ALSO LIAUGHS AT HER OWN JOKES...WHEN NOBODY ELSE IS LOL BUT ITZ ALL GOOD! ME N J0-J0 HAVE HAD R UPS AND DOWNS BUT WE KOO NOW! SHE LIKE A LIL SISTER 2 ME SO U MESS WIT HER U MES WIT ME! SHE DOESN'T KNOW BUT SHE HAS OPENED MY EYES A LOT MORE AND MADE ME THIN BOUT SUM THINGZ DAT I'VE DONE. SO NO MATTER WHAT I'M ALWAYS GONNA B HERE 4 J0-J0 N I ALWAYZ GOT YA BACK #GARRETT# WHEN ME, GARRETT N RAMSES R 2GETHA..WATCHOUT CUZ U NEVA KNW WAT WE GONNA DO. WHETHER ITZ GO PISS THA LADY OFF AT DA TANNING SALON OR GETTIN SLUSHIES @ CIRCLE K OR KICK PUSHIN 4 8 HOURS STRAIGHT! GARRETT DNT REALLY CARE WAT PEEPZ THINK OF UM! HE SKATES A LOT N IF IT WERENT FOR HIM I WOULDNT B AS GOOD AS I AM AT SKATIN

[alexryb]

Superconfessional

for the week of 11/25/07:

+ 2,307 boogers eaten

+ 153 passings of gas (both ends!)

+ 470 lies told

+ 80 laws broken (mostly traffic-related!)

+ 15 packs of cigarettes smoked

+ 5 babies in the blender

+ 1 dick in the blender

(!)

[Guest DUM]

jeepster 483

wEstSidE 440

DUM 431

onemancult 277

diamonds 256

Corbin Law 222

jmatsu 212

Clopek 211

keagan 198

jeepster pwns this thread.

[ProfMonnitoff]

how do you get that list? ive never figured that out

[ProfMonnitoff]

im surprised im not on it by the way

[ProfMonnitoff]

working on it though

[Guest DUM]

click on the number of replies.

[Guest DUM]

why is there a huge fucking gap between me and omc

well I guess this is why. fuck.

[mr fluffernutter]

jeepster 483

wEstSidE 440

DUM 431

onemancult 277

diamonds 256

Corbin Law 222

jmatsu 212

Clopek 211

keagan 198

jeepster pwns this thread.

I DONT EVEN CONFESS ANYTHING

how i get so much post

[Servo2000]

click on the number of replies.

Wait, what?

[wEstSidE]

must beet jeepster

[wEstSidE]

i caint loose 2 no getto ass old car

[Guest DUM]

while looking at supertrash click 13,XXX in the replies column.

[ProfMonnitoff]

jeepster only has about 4x as many posts in this thread as i do

[Guest DUM]

you cant lose to a fucking song. A WHITE MANS SONG.

[ProfMonnitoff]

but im catching up

[sybaritical]

Wait, what?

On the front page.

New posts.

[ProfMonnitoff]

+ 1

[wEstSidE]

must beat jeepster

[ProfMonnitoff]

so this girl looked at me today

[wEstSidE]

say word? did u tk 2 her?

[Servo2000]

I am here to whine

I have mad problems

[wEstSidE]

me 2 dude??

shud i kill delf?

[ProfMonnitoff]

i was a bit afraid to talk to her also two of my friends were with me it would have been really embarassing

[Servo2000]

hey man

What is your problem

listen lady

I got a lot

yeah I heard that about you

do you want to hang out

FUCK WHAT YOU HEARD I WANNA DIEEEEEEEE

[mr fluffernutter]

my hearts been poundin extra hard for the past few days so yesterday i made an appointment with my doctor for a checkup and when i got in i told him what the prob'm iz and he sent me to the emergency room, so i freaked out a bit.

then i walked to the hospital (it's just across the street from my dr's office) and checked in... they set me up with a room and checked me out for a while... I got an ECG test, which i passed, blood test, which i passed, and an x-ray which i passed.... more results are coming in next week though so i have to wait until then to find out if i need MORE tests. the ER Doctor said I could have a thyroid problem or a heart condition.. i'm kind of hoping its a thyroid thing because that doesn't seem so dangerous.

i was in the hospital for like 4 hours though... that was BOGUS