superconfessional

[Guest scruf]

jeepster, how young are you talking here? young enough to make you a pedo-bear?

young enough to get caught on How to Catch a Child Predator?

man that would be an awesome waywt video.

[mr fluffernutter]

i can totally see him masturbating through his popcorn bucket in a theatre

[un-]

i can totally see him masturbating through his popcorn bucket in a theatre

lol @ him making his own extra butter...

[shoreman1782]

oh yeah.

birthday wishlists are ultra tacky as well. if you make one, you should kill yourself.

edit-

this goes for christmas wishlists too.

Ha. The wish list is the solution to the bad gift problem, though. I know approximately what my parents spend on us kids for xmas every year (not enough to make a nieman marcus gift card worth it, btw--I could buy half a tie). Instead of getting more gifts that will end up taking up valuable space in my dresser/closet/kitchen (I'll feel guilty throwing stuff away, and stuff's rarely worth returning), I now e-mail a list around thanksgiving with hyperlinks to stuff I would actually consider using. It works! I get stuff I like, my folks can stay in their bathrobes in the kitchen like Chris Elliott's in Get A Life.

I confess that I was disappointed when I realized my return on investment for xmas/birthdays was negative. I now spend considerably more on other people than I get. I guess that means I'm an adult.

I mean, it's the thought that counts. The joy is in the giving. Yeah.

[canice]

i thought i fucked up my laptop's keyboard cause all of a sudden the keys stopped working and only sporadic keys starting punching out numbers rather than their assigned letters. then, i realized, i had number lock on.

durrr.

[buffalocloud7]

i snuck into the library at work to check on sufu. yay

[ayn]

I am hurting, and have been hurting for a month... That's all...

[datasupa]

I am hurting, and have been hurting for a month... That's all...

nothing more annoying than the coy confessional. if you're gonna confess, confess like a man. if not, nobody wants to hear a lame teaser.

another recent offender was cotton duck--'i did something really bad, but i'm not telling what'

[onemancult]

i am sincerely disappointed that i had to cancel a part of my yesstyle order because it has taken over two weeks to try and source the item.

[wEstSidE]

there's still beating the azns making it.

[onemancult]

they did not work fast enough for my liking.

burn them with lye.

[Guest scruf]

i have a man crush on Daniel Craig ....

[Chicken]

looks like i recently surpassed ringring in rep count.

somebody stop the madness!

[un-]

My camera broke when I was trying to take a waywt picture. I set it on the edge on my car trunk and it fell off, now it's fucked. Now I want to get a DSLR and take nice pics like everyone else on sufu.

Something similar happened to me a little while back, started using my old camera, but ironically I think my picture-taking skill got better.

[brentos]

1st post in this thread...

Sometimes I create scenarios in my head that would ease the breaking off of my steady 2+ yr relationship. I find myself thinking, "Hey, this would be a great way to break up. Fuck, if I cheat on her with someone, she won't ever want to be with me anyways!". I've done this alot recently, and I have no idea why.

I just wonder when it's going to end.

[cuddlysheep]

wheres ringxring?

looks like i recently surpassed ringring in rep count.

somebody stop the madness!

[jayrock]

Whenever I see someone riding a motorcycle while wearing shorts, I secretly wish that they would wreck and learn a valuable lesson.

[julianREE]

i confessed all my dirty laundry about being depressed last night to the chick i like. I feel completely stupid for doing it, i think she thinks i'm a freak or something. it seems like i always ruin potential shit like this by creeping in some depressing ranting into conversations.

i really should try to get on some anti-depressents or something..

[jeepster]

jeepster, how young are you talking here? young enough to make you a pedo-bear?

Say it ain't so jeepster...

young enough to get caught on How to Catch a Child Predator?

man that would be an awesome waywt video.

i wish...

haha,

no they're like sophmores or something in high school. definately just turned 16 or something. not too young, but still, too young. or at least it feels that way. the one i had somethign with is a little older, like closer to 17, but she stills seems like a child. (edit to mention that i was "with" one of them for a couple of weeks)

[Corbin Law]

sounds like you might regret not getting with them

if things totally fall through iwth older girl

sounds like you might regret getting with them

if things dont fall though and work out with older girl

make yo self a decision and act fast. summer is fleeting.

[jeepster]

i had a good day with older chick at work today, and im gonna call her later, and we're gonna talk about harry potter and cool shit like that.

i dont regret not getting with the youngins, but im sure i will much further down the line.

anyone have the "Bucket, Motherfucker, do you has it?" pic?

[ron2331]

confession im addicted to 80s porn. i have the whole taboo and american taboo series and one of my favorite films is private teacher. kay parker and honey wilder are something else. I just wish they would have invented the female shaver by then.

ive been lurking supertrash more then anyother forum on here lately

[JohnnyRed]

I think the label I work for is going to tank. I'm jumping ship, but my band is still signed on the label, and I'm not sure if I should try to get out of the contract, or try to wait and see if the rights get bought by another label. Fuck

[Corbin Law]

confession im addicted to 80s porn. i have the whole taboo and american taboo series and one of my favorite films is private teacher. kay parker and honey wilder are something else. I just wish they would have invented the female shaver by then.

ive been lurking supertrash more then anyother forum on here lately

seriously this is what this thread is all about.

[jeepster]

I think the label I work for is going to tank. I'm jumping ship, but my band is still signed on the label, and I'm not sure if I should try to get out of the contract, or try to wait and see if the rights get bought by another label. Fuck

what label/name of your band? i have a friend whose working at epic right now and could set you up with a subsidiary if you guys needed it. i mean nothings 100% or even 50% certain, but a label is a label.

[Ahlvahroe]

ive been lurking supertrash more then anyother forum on here lately

doesnt everyone. as much as i love denim there are not gonna be new innovations in vintage denim. so trash is where i usually rest at

[kenthenoob]

not really a confession at all, but my friend IMed me today talking about his friend and his friend's girlfriend. apparently his friend's girlfriend has something called a "pussy troll" or "yellow pants." what the fuck? i googled it and it's a troll that the father puts in his daughters vagina and she can't have premarital sex until she gets married/turns 21(?!), and if she does have sex, the troll will eat the guy's penis.

also, to get the "troll" out, she'd need to pee it out? another what the fuck?

what kind of religious bullshit is this?

(no offense to anyone)

[Spaghettini]

not really a confession at all, but my friend IMed me today talking about his friend and his friend's girlfriend. apparently his friend's girlfriend has something called a "pussy troll" or "yellow pants." what the fuck? i googled it and it's a troll that the father puts in his daughters vagina and she can't have premarital sex until she gets married/turns 21(?!), and if she does have sex, the troll will eat the guy's penis.

also, to get the "troll" out, she'd need to pee it out? another what the fuck?

what kind of religious bullshit is this?

(no offense to anyone)

you are joking right?

[airportlobbytx]

I'm going to be generous and interpret that as attempt at absurdist humor rather than an indication of retardation.

[jeepster]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pussy+troll