superconfessional

[bruised]

i just did an okcupid match search BUT i sorted matches by ENEMY first. funniest thing i've done in a while. i hated almost everyone! so many KAGS. this makes me note two things:

1. there may really be something to their matching algorithms

2. i has good fucking tastes in women

[bbours]

man, so why don't you get out there and put that "gear" to use?

my shy ass has got a date this weekend.. gotta see how that goes.

[MharcI]

Another thing I do, when i'm on the bus/train whatever, I stare at people who are sleeping/have their eyes closed, and telepathically try to let them know i'm staring at them and wake up. It never works, but it's fun to try.

[azn8oi]

^ I am awkward, because I have issues looking at strangers in the eye when not talking to them. Like on a bus/train, I avoid eye contact with strangers at all costs. If I knew you were staring at my eyes, I would continue to pretend sleeping.

Does not apply when drunk, but I'm not drunk that often these days.

[fallen angels]

am8er lamps

[AstroWolf]

Today is my 9th day without booze. I wanted a beer REALLY bad after work yesterday, but for some reason i think i need to take a break.

[redX]

nothing wrong with a beer after work, it's just a problem if it doesn't stay at 1

i have a friend who drinks 3 to 4 half liter botles of beer after work, that's what i would call a drinking problem

[Scais]

i want to drown myself in a sea of booze and pussy to fill this void i currently feel.

[fang]

i have the starcraft 2 beta !

[sushijerk]

i have the starcraft 2 beta !

Resell to koreans?

[newaesthetic]

I don't like the person I was last night.

[lyubm]

i have the starcraft 2 beta !

Lucky sob

[AstroWolf]

I don't like the person I was last night.

Please expand on this so we may laugh with you or at you, cry for you or scorn you, or just plain judge your life.

[Nil]

Last Saturday night I was with my girl and some of her friends to check out a band. I found the music completely mediocre so I went outside for a cigarette. While there, I spotted this dope Indian girl and struck up a brief conversation with her while she waited for the bus. A minute or two later, I got her number and the bus whisked her off into the night.

I made plans to meet up with her tomorrow. I should really be ashamed of myself for my actions, but I'm not.

[samsikle]

that's some john cusack shit in serendipity. bout to get married but bounce cause it's oh so right.

[broneck]

It's also some john cusack in high fidelity where he just keeps jumping from rock to rock til there aren't any more rocks left!

[bouwnt]

cloud chasersss............ go to Hell!

[6ixes&7evens]

oh allison how i miss you so <3

[6ixes&7evens]

If i cut my ear and sent it to her would she marry me?

[6ixes&7evens]

what am i saying im too much of coward to do that

[6ixes&7evens]

[mr fluffernutter]

allison doesnt know you exist man...

[Lab]

gimme a drink

[DrMoBueno]

despite having no roommates

i always close the door when using my bathroom

but i don't lock it

[redX]

yo i almost always lock the door, you never know when they might be coming back and just jank open the door while you're taking a nice relaxing dump

[technicolor]

So I started talking to this girl almost two months ago and things progressed to where we we're sending long messages everyday and hanging out a few nights a week intimately (fooling around, cuddling, talking, my bed etc.). She ended up being my Valentine and we weren't able to have sex that night or the following two times that week we hung out because she was on her period (we both wanted it badly). We finally got a perfect night where we I meant her best friend (she was so fucking happy that it went so well), had a few drinks, and got alone time at my place with no period, but I ended up having whiskey dick for the first time ever so the sex didn't last more than 20 minutes. She seemed to still enjoy it and told me it wasn't a problem at all. I of course was really freaked out by it happening and stayed paranoid for a few days. Long story short the last time I hung out with her was 2 weeks today, and the same night we had sex, and she's been so busy since last week she hasn't talked as much or hangout. She works two Jobs (one as a cocktail-er), goes to school full-time, and supposedly has some family stuff going on. I'm all worried now that she just doesn't feel it anymore, but she tells me otherwise.

The last few LONG messages I've gotten from her have contained things like "I really do like you its just my family is going through a rough time", "I just wanted to let you know I'm thinking about you", "I'm so sorry I'm busy, it feels like so long since I've seen you and I don't like it", "I miss you!", "I'm so sorry I'm busy I've just had a lot of inconvient things happen to me the past few days so we haven't been talking a lot and I hate it!", "I've had a such an awful week and you always brighten my day", "I was looking forward to seeing you tonight all week ", "I will tell you all about it when I see you next, which will hopefully be soon", "School and work has taken over my life but it looks like I get a break for a few weeks after this week", "I've been thinking about you so much!", and the last one ended with "Well I hope all has been well with you and hopefully we can hang out next week sometime again".

Just can't stop thinking about it because we're on the cusp of a relationship and I have this need to right my whiskey dick wrong. Sorry for the insane post Superfuture. I trust your insight guys and gals! She's the first normal beautiful girl I've ever dated (all the rest were crazy, eccentric, and artistic types) and I always try my hardest to be as non-creepy as possible. I really like her! I didn't start out crazy about her like I usually do with crazy women but it just kind of picked up and progressed to where I actually have feelings for her and miss her.

Does this stuff actually happen? I just don't know what being that busy is like. I guess her Mom was in the Hospital and all she has tons of finals and projects on top of working till 1-3am on some nights at one of her jobs and waking up at 7 am everyday. So maybe I'm worried for nothing.

End.

[lyubm]

What's a whiskey dick?

[samsikle]

i'm so tired of lying to people. typically about things they just need to hear to feel better about themselves because they have low self-esteem.

i'm going to start being blunt and see how that works out for me.

[technicolor]

What's a whiskey dick?

When you can't get it up or can only partially get it up because of drinking too much alcohol.

[technicolor]

i'm so tired of lying to people. typically about things they just need to hear to feel better about themselves because they have low self-esteem.

i'm going to start being blunt and see how that works out for me.

The truth hurts but it is, normally, always the best option. Best not to tell your pregnant wife she's a lard ass though.. just not right. So some rare situations need that special attention to detail... lying.