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i feel like im at my own funeral

its my last day at work and people have been coming by all day to say goodbye

in 1/2 an hour i will be unemployed for the first time in 8 years in 48 hours ill be homeless

pass me the vodka

Dont scare me, I leave my job in 3 weeks to go o/s!

But there's no point stressing yourself out, enjoy the closing of one chapter, and look forward to the begining of the next.

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i feel like im at my own funeral

its my last day at work and people have been coming by all day to say goodbye

in 1/2 an hour i will be unemployed for the first time in 8 years in 48 hours ill be homeless

pass me the vodka

maybe i can hire you in 1/2 an hour as a geisha, and we can keep the streak going.

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guys you can't post shit like this without pics...

I would have, but they got taken down in my graduation year, lets just say a lot of people were dissapointed...

but she was pretty ugly, and had big oversized puffy labia, not in a good way though...

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why is he pulling her labia like that?

strange.

vaginas are not for playing.

Today has been filled with hate and violence. More specifically; Prurient - Cave Depression and baise-moi.

I am still extremely mad.

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vaginas are not for playing.

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Assuming you respect the piece of shit whose face you are nutting allove infront of a live audience. Personally vaginas are that fischer price shit.

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i wasn't sure where to post this, but it definitely fucked with my head. i was driving home from hamilton on this country road and a dog ran out in front of me, then came up beside my car. i wanted to see if it had a collar so i started to get out of the car, and it ran off. that was at noon. i kinda just forgot about it, until 13 hours later and 3 km away from where i first saw it, the same fucking dog bounded out of the woods and started running beside my car. i tried to get it to come over by waving some leftover pasta in its face, but it just peaced off again. i half expect to see this dog on my doorstep tomorrow morning.

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confession:

I was supposed to spend the little money I have at the moment on lunch. Instead I went and spend alot more than I would've spend on lunch and bought 4 books this morning (one is a present though).

Plus I still bought lunch and didn't get cheap stuff either. I figured I was spending already...

That's the only thing that gets me really greedy!

Books!!!!!

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I am looking forward to fucking one of my ex in hk when i go there in two months; she has a bf and apparently she's not very satisfied with the sex.

nah she just wants to give you genital warts as a thank you gift for fucking up the relationship you guys had.

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I havent showered in days and my balls have a pretty thick layer of yuck city over them. I also smell really bad.

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I have on brand new socks and drawers today. I think that new socks and underwear are one of the most underrated simple pleasures in life. I wish I could afford fresh socks everyday, it would improve my day to day mood, I'm sure of it.

Also, amateur porn rules. I think Vivid style porn is a fetish unto itself, it's like watching mannequins screw. Not my thing at all...

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